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The posters for Bridge To Terabithia always piss me off.  Not really because they're particularly terrible design wise, (though Josh Hutcherson looks like a midget in that first one.) What pisses me off about these is the horrible misrepresentation of the movie. Similar to the Trust DVD covers on the first page, they took a fairly slow coming of age drama that deals with some fairly heavy themes, and marketed it as a Narnia cash in. They even pulled that bullshit in the trailers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SvqEIKP4t8
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Cacator posted:"Johnson, do you know just how much revenue we lost because you didn't put 'Puppy' in the title?!" "About $20?" "EXACTLY! That was half of the films budget!"
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Jan 24, 2012 11:26
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veonenergee posted:This is awesome. Aside from the morse code (which would mean nothing to people who haven't seen either movie/read the book), the poster perfectly expresses that it's a vampire film involving children. That, and it's bloody (no pun intended) gorgeous to boot. EDIT: Well this is odd. I went on Olly Moss' website, and it looks like the version veonenergee posted is edited. 
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Jan 27, 2012 06:11
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Dissapointed Owl posted:That loving quote. On every goddamn book of Barker is that loving King quote. There's a Stephen King quote on pretty much every mainstream horror novel. I'm just waiting for the day when a reprint of Carrie or something has "I loved this book" - Stephen King, on the cover.
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Feb 3, 2012 04:52
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The Triumphant posted:drat, I'd forgotten how good that poster was. It's got the gun, but it also has that sly look and faint rage in Viggo's eyes so you know that he knows exactly how to handle himself. I'm pretty sure House of the Devil was on VHS. Or doesn't that count?
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Feb 9, 2012 10:11
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explosivo posted:What's my best option for rasterbating an image these days? I used to use the Sect of Homokaasu website but apparently it's been shut down since the last time I used it. I want one of those fan made Drive posters on my wall. I've had good experiences using Block Posters. http://www.blockposters.com/
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Feb 12, 2012 08:15
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Mister Chief posted:Photoshop.jpg Nice to see QR Code getting more work. Always thought he was an underrated actor.
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Feb 15, 2012 06:47
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Those posters look like they're each advertising a completely different movie. And why Gary Oldman, why? You're too good for this poo poo.
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Feb 16, 2012 12:49
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What the gently caress is a "Booder"?
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Feb 17, 2012 20:16
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The current MAD show actually has some halfway decent sketches. Which is more than I could ever say for MADTV. The magazine has been poo poo for years though. It needs to be taken out behind the shed already. Aragones is the only reason to read it.
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Feb 20, 2012 10:21
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Is that Ben Folds in the upper left picture? The guy Murphy is getting touchy-feely with.
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Feb 21, 2012 09:42
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Max22 posted:Yup. In the trailers it's reversed -- Robbins is first on the left (but lower) and Lawrence is on the right (but at the top). From that wiki page: quote:The National Monument to the Forefathers, formerly known as the Pilgrim Monument,[1] commemorates the Mayflower Pilgrims. Dedicated on August 1, 1889, it honors their ideals as later generally embraced by Kirk Cameron. Seriously?
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Mar 6, 2012 12:06
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Bugblatter posted:I think Moretz darker roles will serve her well as she grows up. Too much of Fanning's appeal was bound up in being a cute child, which doesn't help an actor much once they pass 15. I think Fanning has done a pretty good job transitioning over to more "adult" roles though. At least better than most child stars. Although TBH, I feel like Elle is the one to watch more than Dakota right now. Could just be the roles, but I've been very impressed by the performances Elle has turned in lately.
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Mar 22, 2012 04:47
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Robert Denby posted:
Meyer's other book The Host:  The Bible: 
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May 3, 2012 07:42
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Vagabundo posted:So, this is a thing. My train of thought when looking at this: "Who the gently caress is Nadya Suleman? Wait..... Oh. Oh dear."
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May 5, 2012 03:05
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Cartoon Man posted:Is this the porn movie she's doing? No, apparently they're two separate films. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2081314/
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May 5, 2012 11:13
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 The only thing that can drive me away from a film faster than Morgan Spurlock's name, is Morgan Spurlock's hairy chest.
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Jun 1, 2012 04:33
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Vagabundo posted:Well, it was probably worth not going to anyway since by all accounts, this movie is really quite terrible. http://www.avclub.com/articles/mansome,75228/ Ouch.
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Jun 1, 2012 10:13
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kiimo posted:The guy that did this loves this kind of poo poo. He was also responsible for this That is both disgusting and freaking amazing. Makes me want to see Contagion more than the trailers ever have.
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Jun 24, 2012 06:33
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Crow_Robot posted:There's a movie poster up for Alex Cross. A pretty alright poster in my opinion. Except for one...glaring...thing... My first thought looking at that was "Who the hell is that guy? Alex Cross is black."
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Jun 25, 2012 21:54
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Babe Magnet posted:
Oh my god YES.
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Jun 28, 2012 09:28
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When I think Rand I do tend to think of a giant number two, so it does kinda work.
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Jul 2, 2012 20:48
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Vagabundo posted:Apparently the Total Recall poster posted earlier wasn't an official one or something, I don't know. 
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Jul 13, 2012 02:28
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Young Freud posted:I'm really wondering if this poo poo is intentional, like they pulled them apart them and reassembled their features to intentionally throw viewers into the "uncanny valley" and become disturbed by them. It's just the less established actors get played up more. "Oh no you di'int"
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Jul 26, 2012 09:18
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:
And that's not even the worst of it: http://www.iconmovies.net/thebiggestmovieofalltime3d/
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Jul 27, 2012 04:18
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Hewlett posted:No, it's even better, it's ALSO Van Damme, WITH Schwarzenegger AND Willis, I think. I just love the 'also.' I believe that's the only time I've ever seen someone credited as "also". Outside of some sort of parody that is. 
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Jul 27, 2012 08:13
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Vagabundo posted:UK quad for Looper. That looks absolutely nothing like JGL.
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Aug 4, 2012 02:02
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Wow, I watched Drake & Josh a lot when it was on, and it took me a while to recognize Peck. Dude's lost a lot of weight.
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Aug 9, 2012 23:12
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GrandpaPants posted:Isn't that what happened to the game Homefront? Unless it also happened with the new Red Dawn, in which case it's sorta funny that two groups made the same mistake and slapped on the same terrible band aid. Wonder how Red Dawn will justify North Korea having, uh, anything. One of the writers of the original Red Dawn also wrote Homefront. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0587518/
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Aug 9, 2012 23:55
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Vagabundo posted:Remember that scene where just after the wife goes missing, the protagonist manages to pull him over and the villain denies knowing who this guy is despite having met him earlier in the day? JT Walsh was so loving GOOD in that scene. What the hell is it with Bardem and terrible hair?
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Aug 12, 2012 08:46
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Mister Chief posted:From the VHS covers blog I bring you: It's been done: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmCa1m46k9M
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Sep 5, 2012 05:50
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Yodzilla posted:Ah yes the famous "black comedian has a confused look on his face" that I'm pretty sure is on the poster for every Martin Lawrence movie ever made. The tagline breaks the "Don't remind people of a better movie in your piece of crap" rule.
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Sep 13, 2012 22:59
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Dissapointed Owl posted:What is it with lovely covers for Bluray releases of older movies? Just look at this. There is nothing iconic 'DREDD' being used, not even the helmet. The ridiculously plain background used... I mean if I didn't have a soft spot for the movie 'STALLONE JUDGE DREDD' I wouldn't even buy it I dunno, when you put it that way, it kinda fits the movie.
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Sep 14, 2012 07:45
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achillesforever6 posted:drat Jeff Goldblum, I hope they are paying you well for this. At least this one isn't just full of random Hollywood A-listers and has actual VAs like Jim Cummings, Tom Kenny, Phil LaMarr, and Tress MacNellie. It'll more than likely still suck, but it's at least got that going for it.
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Sep 24, 2012 11:53
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bowser posted:
I'm going to assume this movie takes place somewhere in the '50s-early '70s. Now I miss Patrice O'Neal.
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Oct 3, 2012 08:07
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Vagabundo posted:So here's another version of that Miley Cyrus masterpiece because I know you were all just dying to take a look at it. So it's a genderflipped Agent Cody Banks?
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Oct 18, 2012 10:04
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And now, The Asylum:
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Nov 2, 2012 20:10
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Vagabundo posted:
That movie was written by Wentworth Miller?
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Dec 22, 2012 06:53
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I love how everything I've seen about this movie has centered around "SELENA GOMEZ IN A BIKINI!" And goddammit, why was Harmony Korine allowed anywhere near a camera?
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Teaser posters for the new Tyler Perry film:  Yeesh.
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