Movie Posters - The good, the bad & the awful

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Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

I was looking at the dvd for The Burning and I never noticed just how uninspired the artwork was.

Even the tag line feels lazy.

The recent blu ray seemed to put some effort into it and put this together.

It even includes a flip side that has the original artwork.

The dvd wasn't the only uninspired artwork, the uk video covers were just down right lazy.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 16:38

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:31

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

caligulamprey posted:

Dude from Wolf Creek on that Charlie's Farm poster, I'm pretty sure.

Correct it's Mick Taylor from Wolf Creek

# ¿ Feb 2, 2014 19:00

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAACE

"The fastest grossing live action comedy in uk box office history"
What does that mean? Fastest grossing?

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 22:20

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

New poster for a new British horror movie.

I think I've seen it before.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 21:25

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

New blu ray Artwork for Lake Placid is decent enough

But I always found the poster quite creepy.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2014 00:59

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

I walked by this in the new release section today.

I wondered why it was in the new release because my brain thought it was this until I had a closer look.

It even has the same 3D slip cover.

Slasherfan fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Feb 21, 2014

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 16:49

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

I'm not mad about the blu ray cover for Tourist Trap.

Here is the original.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2014 01:35

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Some Zombeavers posters, I don't know if these are real but they showed up on the official twitter feed.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2014 00:40

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

FlamingLiberal posted:

This is almost as bad as Foodfight!

No film should ever be in the same conversation.

Don't forget about A Cars Life, a "kids" movie where a the villain flat out murders one of the cars. At times it's like Hostel for kids.

http://youtu.be/iaRlPsBCBEc#t=235s

# ¿ Mar 9, 2014 03:00

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Basebf555 posted:

I feel bad for Klein because he's one of those actors whose career was totally derailed by a single (really)bad movie that he participated in at precisely the wrong moment. Rollerball was just terrible for everyone involved, but it was Klein's first big role after the success of American Pie so Hollywood assumed he wasn't bankable after that.

Say It Ain't So is pretty awful also.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2014 15:27

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

I've always liked the posters for The Town That Dreaded Sundown

# ¿ Apr 4, 2014 18:17

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles posters are simple yet decent.

Slasherfan fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Apr 8, 2014

# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 18:16

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

I really love this poster.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 01:48

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Dissapointed Owl posted:

I still like the poster though.

Apparently there's a DVD reissue with a new cover?

ROBIN HOOD MOVIE

They gave it the Epic/ Date/ Disaster Movie font.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2014 21:50

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Don't forget this.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2014 21:53

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Box office mojo have the wrong poster up for Psycho.

# ¿ May 7, 2014 23:04

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Wow, Ape looks awful!
http://youtu.be/943pcaqVQos
My favourite is the toy boat getting blown up.

# ¿ May 8, 2014 20:31

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

I really like this poster.

# ¿ May 18, 2014 18:49

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

What happened here?

# ¿ May 31, 2014 22:29

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

I like the poster but the dvd art is poo poo.

# ¿ May 31, 2014 22:36

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

It's a lovely thing to tweet a celebrity and insult them like that.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 11:47

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Asylum are still at it.

Also found this "gem" on their site?

Slasherfan fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Jun 2, 2014

# ¿ Jun 2, 2014 23:05

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

I've never seen them advertising the amount of views a trailer got before.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2014 00:51

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Here is the official one sheet for The Expendables 3 which has to be one of the worst posters I've seen in a long time!

# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 17:25

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Harlock posted:

Arnold is looking a little shopped, but I generally don't see an issue with it.

I just think it looks boring. The white background is horrible, also everyone looks way too happy on it.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 18:01

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

The posters for The Expendables 2 looked a lot more appealing to the eye. The posters for 3 looks like something someone slapped together in 30 seconds.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 18:08

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Cage posted:

I like how mad people get at this silly action series.

I'm not even mad, just think that poster is bad.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 18:55

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

It looks more like a poster for a spoof movie.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 22:40

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Lobok posted:

Is that real or fake? I just can't tell anymore.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 00:12

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Lionsgate really need to fire their marketing team for The Expendables 3. Well the person designing the posters anyway.

Why do they look like rejected Superheroes?

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 17:44

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

GrandpaPants posted:

Are those real? Because holy poo poo.

Unless Empire Magazine are loving with us, they are real.

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=41555

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 17:57

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Calico Heart posted:

Requesting thread name change:

Movie Posters - The good, the bad & The Expendables

I second this!

# ¿ Jul 24, 2014 16:40

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

You're missing one for Children O The Corn 3, the VHS we had for it was different.
Found it!
http://www.videocollector.co.uk/data/images/children-of-the-corn-iii-urban-harvest-11308l.jpg

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 13:37

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

ShufflerZero posted:

I don't even know what the gently caress is going on in this one.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 17:36

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

My photobucket is acting up so I can't post the image but there is now a Dumb And Dumber 2 poster that spoofs Lucy.

http://twentytwowords.com/jim-carrey-spoofs-scarlett-johanssons-new-movie-to-promote-the-new-dumb-and-dumber/

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 17:20

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:31

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

http://movieweb.com/terminator-genisys-posters-characters-t-3000/?from_app=ios&ref_=ext_iost_

Awful new Terminator Genisys posters.

# ¿ May 10, 2015 18:21

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