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Mister Chief posted:The UK cover is the best and the one I'll be ordering since Amazon UK always have the cheapest blu-rays and I'll probably be picking up a few other titles. The Canadian one is the best. Doesn't have all the poo poo on it. 
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Mister Chief posted:I wonder if Bill Oberst, JR. plays the horse or the dog. Man that's just pandering. "What do little girls like?" "Princesses? Ponies?" "Hmm..."
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Jan 24, 2012 06:17
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The MSJ posted:Puppy. "Johnson, do you know just how much revenue we lost because you didn't put 'Puppy' in the title?!"
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Jan 24, 2012 07:32
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Mister Chief posted:Is that not the Japanese poster? I would have thought the film would be banned in China. It could be from Hong Kong or Taiwan. Also the languages are different.
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Jan 24, 2012 17:31
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kiimo posted:Batman and Robin, to this day, is one of the single worst movies I have ever had the displeasure of making it all the way through. George Clooney will personally refund anyone who paid to see it in theatres. Still waiting, Mr. Clooney.
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Jan 25, 2012 00:55
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Movies capitalizing on history and suffering always seem to leave a bad taste in my mouth, with few exceptions. Wait, what? History, as in the past ~10,000 years of human existence? Do you only watch modern-day comedies or something? You're going to have to explain this further because if not you have disturbingly narrow-minded taste in movies.
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Jan 25, 2012 06:22
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The MSJ posted:Vikings: also too cool to look at burning stuff behind them. Also, Dominic Purcell looks weird with that hair; maybe because I'm more used to seeing him with less. "Jon Foo" is an actor of Irish-Chinese descent. In a viking movie.
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Jan 25, 2012 08:02
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davidspackage posted:I imagine "the untold story" is meant for people confused by the fact that this is like the fastest remake ever, and can use a reminder that it's not a movie they've already seen. Well not quite, it's been 10 years since the first Spider-man movie, and it was only 5 years between Hulk movies. But people actually watched the first (3) Spider-man movies so they shouldn't think they can get away with it so easy.
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Jan 27, 2012 23:56
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Bimmi posted:I hope those aren't her nipples.
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Feb 1, 2012 01:32
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Slasherfan posted:Wow, that's pretty cheeky! Who ever designed that could use a hand or two!
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Feb 2, 2012 00:36
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PriorMarcus posted:This looks like a cover for a young adult vampire book. The title is nearly unreadable and it's layout is incredibly confused and boring. The white space everywhere is horrific. I think the second one looks like the "adult" version of the young adult novel.
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Feb 7, 2012 20:48
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I love how the tip is pink. That way you know it's for girls. How does Maggie Gyllenhaal look hot in some movies and ugly in others? I don't get it. Her brother on the other hand... 
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Feb 8, 2012 00:20
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Desperado Bones posted:The first thing that came to my mind was that scene, because I watched the movie and was severely traumatized by it. If I hadn't I'm sure I would had agreed with you all. It does recall that scene, but in a more abstract way.
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Feb 13, 2012 00:55
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Isn't "black rainbow" an oxymoron?
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Feb 14, 2012 01:59
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The previous two posts (and their respective avatars) is the funniest thing I've read today.
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Feb 14, 2012 05:25
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Robert Denby posted:What is this? We've got a leg, a dog, an ugly, huge poorly placed barcode, and Lawrence Kasdan's name in big font three times. No indication as to what the movie is about. It barely looks like a human leg. It might be some horrible flesh colored hoof. Is that supposed to be a high heel shoe? If so, was it drawn in Paint with the thickest brush option?
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Feb 15, 2012 05:38
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Kinda hard to read, though. He's only there to draw in the machine audience.
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Feb 15, 2012 08:15
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Dissapointed Owl posted:How come? Yeah... this means you either haven't seen or didn't like Aguirre, the Wrath of God, and both are sins. The Triumphant posted:Wait. They made a computer game based on the Werner Herzog version of Nosferatu?
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Mar 12, 2012 00:54
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It would be funny if the The Departed rip-off was Infernal Affairs (but it's not)
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Mar 15, 2012 05:06
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zenintrude posted:The Engrishy tagline is more damning than any of the Photoshopping... Good photoshop, bad writing. WALT. WATERLOO. LIZ. All bland and boring titles. "Dad of the Dead" is acceptable but it's also pretty obvious.
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Mar 15, 2012 23:39
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The Triumphant posted:...this looks like the most Cronenberg-y thing since Videodrome, oh my god. Absolutely, there's nothing wrong with the style of films he's been making since A History of Violence, but this still feels overdue. It was only a few weeks ago that I finally caught Dead Ringers, and holy poo poo did that feel like a punch in the stomach (in a good way).
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Mar 23, 2012 02:40
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I really love this poster: So is The Hunter a brooding psychological thriller, or an inspirational family film?
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Apr 9, 2012 21:38
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Spatula City posted:Jackie Brown is the best Tarantino movie, by a really wide margin. It's almost a perfect movie. Pam Grier and Robert Forster should have won Oscars for it. I agree wholeheartedly and it disappoints me that more people don't think this. It's incredibly smartly written and superbly acted, and it's what you should show to people who don't like Tarantino.
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Apr 13, 2012 06:47
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Armyman25 posted:How the gently caress can you not name The Long Good Friday He said since Roger Rabbit or Super Mario Bros.
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Apr 17, 2012 08:43
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futureproof posted:
Is basic punctuation not in style anymore? 
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May 17, 2012 01:39
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Dissapointed Owl posted:But I seem to be in the minority here when I say that it looks dumb. The rest of us probably like it stylistically and aren't trying to make literal sense of it.
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May 20, 2012 08:52
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TheJoker138 posted:I'm more impressed with how her hair seems to be perfectly dry, and perfectly straight, despite being in a windy torrential downpour. She must be using some mad product in her hair to keep it looking like that in those conditions. Maybe they misspelled "RINSE"
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May 23, 2012 07:11
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I really hate this. It looks like Chloe Sevigny, who I love, doing a Ms. 45 thing, which I also love. But those tags are like caution tape. "The Brown Bunny" besides being terrible, ruined her career for me. I keep thinking instead of "Golden Globe Winner" it should say "Dude she totally gave that guy a BJ in that movie."
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Jun 1, 2012 01:16
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Codependent Poster posted:I hope he chose that Matrix line for how funny it is. Out of all the possible pseudo-philosophical lines from the movie that could be on there, he picks one that isn't even about the Matrix itself?
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Jun 21, 2012 00:51
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:The one for Heat I'm sure is the worst. Heat, the epic Los Angeles drama about a showdown between two ping-pong players... or frying pans...
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Seriously, I've seen Heat more times than I can count and I have no idea what the gently caress this is supposed to be: 
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Jul 18, 2012 01:38
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piratepilates posted:The scene where the two main characters and big actors have coffee together? Those being their cups of coffee? I haven't even see the movie and I know what those were instantly (it's still dumb) That's the most sensible explanation I suppose, but it's funny, because in that scene the coffee cups are obscured by other stuff on the table and they never actually drink. It's a really, really lovely idea.
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Jul 18, 2012 01:46
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Is the official title of the movie "the twilight saga: breaking dawn: part 2"?
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Jul 25, 2012 04:51
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I saw Bear a while ago, and then some time later I saw the episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where they get lost in the woods, and I get them mixed up in my head now.
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Jul 31, 2012 16:20
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Max22 posted:I really like the fact that they brought on the directors of Catfish for 3 and 4. Hahaha, I got dragged to see Catfish because my friend thought it was a horror movie.
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Aug 3, 2012 05:15
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itrorev posted:Wait, wait, hold on there...(RE1&3 poilers) Didn't Michelle Rodriguez's and Oded Fehr's characters die? Ah hell why am I asking this... whichever way they're resurrected, no matter how utterly retarded it may be, will be the least ridiculous part about this film. A significant amount of characters that Michelle Rodriguez plays tend to come back from the dead for some reason (Lost, Fast Five) PS. Last Crusade rules and the tank scene is one of the best action scenes ever
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Aug 19, 2012 01:16
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Jasta posted:I've yet to see it. I guess I better got on it. It's the slipcover. The physical case of the DVD is meant to look like a Betamax tape.
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Mister Chief posted:Worst tagline ever? Well it's not me in the picture, and I know I'm me, so...
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Atasi posted:I think it's time for a worldwide ten year moratorium on all Silent Hill and Biohazard products; games, movies, comics, everything. There needs to be a moratorium on movie subtitles that begin with the letter R.
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