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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Corzaa posted:

Did someone go at this with a blowtorch?

I think that's Pozluzny's mask. Chances are, yes, but only to fit his weird square head.

I cant wait for the helmets to be changed to something sane. Matte black with a gold stripe bisecting would be nice. Ooh, and maybe metallic gold fasteners on the helmet with a black facemask. Just for for a touch of bling. Thing is, I dont think we can change the uniforms again for awhile, because they let Shad Kahn have a freebie uniform change, even though they just re-did the jerseys the year before, and there's some kind of limit to design changes.

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
I think the dazzle camoflage in the background of Nebraska is throwing a lot of you off. It needs a black belt, imho.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Alouicious posted:

did they tweak the logo again? i swear to god it looks different

Again, I'm pretty sure that's Paul Posluzny's helmet, which already looks weird because it has to fit on his funky shaped head.



Look at it. LOOK AT IT. It's like pandora's box head. I could stare at it for hours. HOW IS YOUR JAW BIGGER THEN YOUR FOREHEAD

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Chichevache posted:

:golfclap: I feel like that description is a subtle jab at the Jags, but I can't decide exactly why I'm getting that feeling.

Because the Jags have awful helmets

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Eifert Posting posted:

He said a field of dirt not players/fans.

The Ravens now seem pretty insightful picking black and bruise purple. If only their accent was looted storefront fire.

Hazo posted:

A couple days ago Coastal finished their teal field nobody asked for.



I guess it's not aggressively bad. I kind of like that people are calling it "Surfturf" though. :haw:

What the gently caress is a Chanticleer

edit: Seriously? An EXTINCT canadian chicken?

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Apr 30, 2015

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

AsInHowe posted:

Piping and trim have been eliminated from Michigan's whites.



Huh? What time is it? OH poo poo I OVERSLEPT gently caress fine it's college i'll just show up in my PJs

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Alouicious posted:

CITYNAME
SPORTSTEAM

How did that never get a uniform redesign in this, the Photoshop year of our Lord 2015

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Top jersey sales by state



Ahahaha go Bills.

It does surprise me that the Bucs are the leading jersey in Florida. I would have bet the farm on the 'Fins.

I am also wondering if the Jags are going to ever do a throwback. Because this deserves to come back



(not in the weird dark blue, not in the way-too shiny teal.)

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jul 29, 2015

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Metapod posted:

I will settle for just a helmet throwback

We're all waiting for that.

We can still have the stupid gradient thing! Just make it subtle, and NOT BLACK TO GOLD. I do think we're marked by that helmet now forever, we gotta own it.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
The uniform comes with a belt USE THE BELT JAGUARS DO NOT SHOW UP IN PISS YELLOW ONSIES

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Jags Gold Bold News. This article presents 2 new and interesting points.

a) Everyone has hated the Jags uniform at one point or another.
b) Blake Bortles is the Wolfman. He can never grow a beard holy poo poo that stubble goes to his cheek bones.

http://www.jaguars.com/bold/

It's more of a dark coppery gold. It's growing on me.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Epi Lepi posted:

I like that your only choices are Bortles and Yeldon.

That sucks. I want a "Two Guys Named Allan" jersey.

T.J's cool though.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
CHROME ON CAROLINA

It works. Automotive heritage, yo. Then give the helmets secret compartments for whiskey.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Surely if anyone should get chrome for automotive heritage, it's the Lions.

All cat themed teams get shiny or bright awesome primary colors. Because KITTY HATES BORING

I am also permanently jealous of how good Bengals unis look.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

DJExile posted:

The deep red is nice (though the creamsicles were far and away the best), but yeah that alarm clock font has to go.

I kinda like the alarm clock in the faux-kevlar weave.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

It's a cool idea, but the execution so far has been terrible.

And it could all be fixed if they used different coloured socks.

And a belt.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Dec 16, 2015

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I've also heard it described as, since they're playing the Bucs, Ketchup vs Mustard.

It's good to know we will finally be able to identify the heretics that PUBLICLY suggest ketchup goes on hotdogs. They will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. :commissar:

And before this goes any further, Corndogs don't count.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

If the Chargers do move to LA, it's another chance for them to finally start using the powder blues as their standard home jersey.

Powder blue unis with white letters outlined in embroidered sunny yellow... Oooh, so pretty HARDKORRE

That is how you counter the Raiders. Sophisticated use of pastels.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

If it's any consolation, it'll be a knockoff so the team don't get any money from it.

Plus it'll be an LdT jersey.

Knockoff Jags jerseys look awful, just a warning. But real ones are pretty cheap, you might even be able to get one domestically.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

There's probably a bunch left in London.

But I'm insisting it must be a Bortles jersey :colbert:

I can get you a classic teal MJD or BLACKMON Jersey for like 10 (plus shipping) bux. Hell, I'm getting my dog one. The new official dog jerseys are a rip-off!

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

GNU Order posted:

I still can't believe you guys aren't only talking about jerseys from 2012

It was a good year.

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

The Notorious ZSB posted:

It would and I don't really understand the NFLs complete desire to replace white with silver on a lot of what seems like they should be red/white/blue teams (NYG, Pats in particular I guess).

Because SHINY SELLS.

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