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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Shaggar posted:

cant do reflection without types

idk i feel like u can but its friday and im not gonna think about it any more

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Bloody posted:

I like reflection and good editing experiences

reflection is great, big reflection fan here, but im not sure what definition of “reflection” implies strong typing

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
bad news nerdlingers: aint no one doing proofs and poo poo

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
y'all got shaggered for an entire page because he doesnt like a word

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

tef posted:

true but i think we're all bored and posting

we sure are tef. we sure are.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
like i hate the term 'dependency injection' but you dont hear me whining about it for pages on end

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
or do you?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
naw i dont care about programming that much lol

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

prisoner of waffles posted:

time to clunk the fids

I'm here to chew bubblegum and clunk fids ... and I'm all outta bubblegum

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

echinopsis posted:

idk what that is but ok I will

hth

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
if you want to enjoy programming, just do it and never try to learn The Right Way to do it

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
gentle request to take specific stuff like "help me with my game" to its own thread plz & thank

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

rjmccall posted:

i am happy that echi wants to learn to program but there really is an entire subforum for this

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
.vb means "vibes based"

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
characterizing code by which mask you feel it would be wearing if it was an actor in traditional japanese noh theater

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i always laugh at -Wextra

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Kazinsal posted:

yeah, limited only by your imagination

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

mystes posted:

I'm not ready to go all the way to no code but I'm willing to hop onboard with the slow code movement

baby steps

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i always wonder what we'll look back on in 20 years and say "what the gently caress were we thinking" about

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Kazinsal posted:

"bolt another two octets on" would have worked just fine

i feel like just doubling it would be better. six octets sounds bad. eight octets sounds right.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
so like what happened to ipv5? are we just not gonna talk about that at all?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
oh lol it actually kinda existed, I thought it was some 'even number release version' thing

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
just use numbers higher than 255?? doesnt seem hard imo

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
need more space? 3462.15551.1394.7, done.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Captain Foo posted:

assuming one has zero build pipeline, how do devs safely sign code with the org cert

I don't want you to research. I don't want you to try things. I don't want you to write to your architect, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the deployment and the integration and the contractors and the bugs in the code.

All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.

You've gotta say, "I'm a programmer, goddammit! My life has value!"

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your aerons. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,

"Very Carefully!"

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
if we used strings instead of bytes we could have emoji IPs which would be fun imo

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
brb selling musk whatever ip 🤣 maps to

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Lunar Suite posted:

when i asked one of the vendors programmers if the software is 2037 compliant they said "i hope to be retired by then"

relateable as gently caress imo

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i remember java3d had this notion of arbitary-precision origins that let you just use regular floats associated with that origin and retain as much resolution as you liked to because you could provision an origin whereever you wanted one, and you only paid a big price on operations when you had to do math with objects in different origin spaces and that always seemed like it'd be a good solution for somebodies problem.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
idk if that was a common solution to things or what but it always seemed neat to me.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
decimal, from the roots deci- meaning "base 10" and -mal meaning "bad" or "wrong"

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Athas posted:

What should the default number type be?

string imo

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

tef posted:

in excel ????

its this

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Presto posted:

More like CAN'Tdela

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Presto posted:

Wait, why do we need replacements for ps and ls?

when yospos first started, the canonical solution to any problem, perceived or real, was to rewrite it in python. Now its rewrite it in rust. This is what programmers know as “progress.”

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i remember writing apps for palmos and like if your program was bigger than 80k people started grumbling

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

NihilCredo posted:

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime"

But that's an adage from a simpler time

Now the board makes a grand, and I make a buck

So I steal the new tires from the company truck

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Dijkstracula posted:

gently caress I might have to pitch this idea to my phd advisor

[sprays u with water bottle]

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