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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Mr Dog posted:

├ееееее ʃɯɐo

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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travelling wave posted:

the dotted version updates the status/condition register (similar to x86) while the undotted version skips the update. it's a freebie optimisation if you aren't going to branch based on the result

ppc has plenty of insanity to go around though

that's a great link

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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ahmeni posted:

thanks for the feedback folks, apparently I did well and am through tithe next round of garbage: an "aptitude test" and some on-site pairing with people to do some technical work? the first I've done before and they're terrible, the second sounds neat but weird

aptitude install job-ng

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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fritz posted:

ironmaiden/powerslave

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Mr Dog posted:

even php couldn't coerce you to cool m8

SavaJe

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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leftist heap posted:

imagine a boot casting an object to an interface forever

thread title please

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Gul Banana posted:

don' t try and write database-agnostic SQL

like, T-SQL and PL/SQL and pgSQL are all fine. they're also similar ENOUGH that an ORM can generate code for them like dialects. but 'ANSI SQL' is essentially a nonsense

just order an ansi standard za

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Bloody posted:

i dont doubt that postgres contains chronic traumatic encephalopathy

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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what does postgres even mean

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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wat

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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the gently caress is even happening with that

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Took me a second

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Sweeper posted:

tcp is the worst it has too many magical config options udp for life

ecn bithc

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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The Curious Case of the Switch Statement

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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eevee is very good

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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i'm thinking it's time for a thread title change y'all

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clostridium_difficile_infection

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Gazpacho posted:

"well i think i've explored everything that can be done with zeros, so i'm going to look into ones now"

*time passes*

"ones are ridiculous, they're thin and pointy and practically designed for you to hurt yourself. this industry is insane"

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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holy poo poo hackbunny what the how do you do this

i can't even parse anything, my eyes just slide off the page

but at the same time, i think it's interesting. I think. Can't tell, dying

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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leper khan posted:

you'll be fine have another coffee :coffeepal:

:sludgepal:

coffeemaker metaprogramming

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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more like dICK posted:

The c++ version is getting The Grand C++ Error Explosion Competition tgceec.tumblr.com

this thread's template error fizzbuzz was pretty fanastic

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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VikingofRock posted:

Actually, unions tend to have their base be the middle class.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Soricidus posted:

gotosexual please

at least LMO's software can handle this preference :unsmith:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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5

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Peeny Cheez posted:

A Javascript interface to popular excretional database MyBNGHL

lmao 5

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Gazpacho posted:

bash is documented, php is not

php is documented

https://eev.ee/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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call them shaggars

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Fiedler posted:

it looks like we're making some good progress in figuring out the best ways to express our utter contempt for others.

italics work pretty well, see:

voluntary mac users

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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writing a log rotator/archiver in powershell

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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"specifying a program to operate correctly" is literally programming

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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The Management posted:

yes, it is. uml is programming other humans to generate code

beep boop

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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creatine posted:

I have a 6 hour flight tomorrow, what's a good java book to download and work through

that's an interesting gang tag, friend

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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rjmccall posted:

respond with "GET ~/Documents/microwavemom/shower7.png", maybe the client will get confused and it'll work

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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redleader posted:

don't be loving stupid. how dare you even think of having more than one memory management paradigm in a language

SLUB-Nigurath

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Volte posted:

the garbage is still collected at runtime, it's just a surgically precise GC pass that collects exactly one piece of garbage that is known at compile time

i too can delete my own files

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

eevee has plenty of well written stuff. my favourite is i think the one where they chew through the what's the learn python the hard way guy

is that better than php: a fractal of bad design?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

yeah (x for x in too) is formally called a generator expression

(poo poo for post in thread)

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Gazpacho posted:

DOS is still deep in windows 10 ... sleeping ...

msdos.sys and command.com? really?

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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JawnV6 posted:

or in their jargon, cdr

lol

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