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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kiimo posted:

Dear Earth,

What the gently caress is the fascination with Fast and Furious

loving 900m

The franchise is a longform Dungeons & Dragons session, with numerous lucky dice rolls.

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Spotted in the Dark Tower trailer: Our first black President!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

All movies must now be part of a cinematic universe or die:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCm2PX5Iz00

I'm not sure I even like movies anymore.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jesus. Hairs on my neck were standing straight up by the end. Hell or High Water is definitely the best film of last year, so this is a must watch for me.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Collateral posted:

Where is the trailer for Altered Carbon? :mad:

Oh poo poo is that supposed to be coming out soon?

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm just glad to see Jeffery Donovan getting work again.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I like how the trailer drops right as Theresa May is on the verge of reigniting The Troubles. Can't wait.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cash Monet posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FStnSqKi9KI

Weather control satellites start causing natural disasters, starring Gerard Butler.

A satellite designer tries to prevent disaster when the world's climate-control satellites fail to function. Follows a stubborn but charming satellite designer who, when the worlds climate-controlling satellites malfunction, has to work together with his estranged brother to save the world from a man-made storm of epic proportions. A trip into space follows, while on Earth a plot to assassinate the president begins to unfold.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I had to stop after "AND CINEMATIC GAME CHANGER"

The book is dreadful and the one after it, Armada, is actually offensive. I hope this bombs like all hell.

edit: oh god "HOLY GRAIL OF POP CULTURE"

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This is the best thing I've seen all week, goddamn.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

teagone posted:

Sorry for what? Lol. I've seen the photo. I'm not the kind of person who lets celebrity lives and personal views affect my own, but to humor this thread, I did some quick google searches to see what Gal's military experience was. In her 2 years with the IDF she served as a combat instructor, specifically gymnastics and calisthenics. This was according to an interview she did with Maxim back in 2007. According to Vanity Fair, the Wonder Woman film was banned in Lebanon because Gadot's service tenure was during the 2006 Israel-Hezbollah War.

That's the most extensive information available (that I could find anyways), so I saved any of you who were interested in finding out if Gal was a legit war criminal the trouble. Continue to speculate about her bloodlust and bodycount though, I'm sure this is the most appropriate thread for that :razz:

I'd like to frame this post for how frantic and weirdly defensive it is.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Funny that’s exactly why it’s going to be good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AfE3TDJwHs&t=9s

Great, even.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The MSJ posted:

New 9/11 promo, featuring the actors talking about 9/11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bj3ZWKINq8

Going off that thumbnail alone, Charlie Sheen looks great. greeeaaaat.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I liked this better when it was Kevin Bacon.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wendell posted:

She teased a reporter who was filming her with his phone while asking her a question. "You can't live your entire life behind your phone, bro."

And that reporter was not a native English speaker who was trying to ask her a question in English.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUjvg7cYwno

This movie just dropped on Steam and I never heard anything about it until now? Even though it's got two actors who are on a really hot run right now?

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I thought the real clowns were in Congress

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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And here are some teasers for that trailer:

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Cue the “trailers for trailers” hand-wringing.
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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BonoMan posted:

So can we just go ahead and nuke the earth now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP6mt20jWIg

Now that's a ballsy fuckin' intro if I've ever heard one.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm glad we can feel good about The Forever War again. Thanks, Hollywood!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I used to have and cherish a shareware CDROM called Waycool that played the "Shall We Play A Game" every time you booted it up. Castle of the Winds is the game I remember most fondly, also CliffyB's lovely Dare to Dream adventure game. And Microman! Fuckin' Microman. Plus a really great Battleship knockoff that had animated pixel art of all the ships getting blown up.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Ha, that diner is where I get breakfast at usually. And apparently the Paprika Dog right around the corner from me has a scene there too. So weird to live where a movie is centered around!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This looks loving ridiculously phenomenal and I am absolutely into it.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Snooze Cruise posted:

Star Wars is Gundam f91?

I’m sitting on that blu-ray, actually

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Funko pops are bad and I feel bad for people who buy them, worse for those who defend them

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I liked the reboot with Joey from FRIENDS better

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GrandpaPants posted:

Not a movie, but still has me asking why:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8B5dqjsZUs

God I hate Netflix.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Equilibrium is more fun than john wick
Fight me
With gun kata

john wick 2, sure. john wick 1 no lol

the only good thing to come out of Equilibrium was the Max Payne 2 mod and even then it was immensely stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZN3KmsLp4I

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Okay but where is the video for people like me who want to hunt and murder the dinosaurs

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Say what you will, but the trailer for Black Rain feels like a trailer for three movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95-bc1DZovg

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Funny you say that as I'm watching it for the first time and the shot of them landing in Tokyo feels exactly like a Blade Runner vista in visual texture. What a weird feeling. The entire movie is so loving bizarre and over the top. I feel like the early dialogue is incredibly dubbed by fake accents.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I had to stop when it turned into a giant Dave & Busters ad. Too bad that was like 15 seconds in!

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That looks loving ridiculous, count me in.

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