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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Dracula: Bram and Stoking It

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hi! I used to work at Mindgeek, the parent company to the Pornhub network.

While I bemoan the lack of creative titles, they're made like this now purely for SEO reasons. There isn't really anyone browsing the shelves for videos anymore.

Edit: For example, Ghostbusters: A XXX Parody gets more hits than the very real and existing "Nutbusters", even though everyone knows the latter is the much better title.

how about this: use all the titles, its digital anyway. put them on the virtual cover image, then put the same video out under all titles on your streaming platforms. its all digital anyway, theres no inventory that goes unsold.

now the virgins who search for "kramer vs kramer its an xxx parody" and the chads who search for "came in her & came in her" can both find a seminal porn flick

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
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i never really could get into the sequels :shrug:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




hold on, 3d? what kind of 3d?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



when ferro gets ready to drop the dropship in aliens, she flexes her hand in the most perfect way before grabbing the flight stick. its a routine job but you know she loves it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Moon: the fresh Sam is hella tom cruise, like "yah ok" and "ehh" and "yaaa" very uptight in that ~cool~ way

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
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bunnyofdoom posted:

Doesn't 8 mile take place in Detroit too? Is 8 mile secret Clarence Bodiker's originally story?

weirdly, 8 mile takes place in minneapolis (toronto for the indoor scenes)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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oh man gunkata is so cool in a movie

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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whoa holy poo poo, thats uhh the internal affairs scene, or hard boiled? when they raid the old warehouse with the drums and the explosions

remake in equilibrium around 55 mins in

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Samovar posted:

Oh, this is a minor joke, on top of so many small jokes, but in the Naked Gun, the whole story starts with drug smuggling from South America.

But the drug is heroin.

hloy poo poo

thats subtle, top 10 imo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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im terribly sorry, i have at this moment drank some booze and my internal voice is frank drebin, thus only trustworthy to those who have not drank some booze

now where's that soup?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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watching wolf of wall street and jonah hill is totally playing john turturro

standing a bit too close, touching too much, talkin through the side of his mouth and nose but not the front, kinda stiff smile

its a very good homage

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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BiggerBoat posted:

He's doing what now?

he is acting in a way that john turturro often acts

look at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG66PtE4psk

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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oy vey

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



american tv or film often has the protagonist leave their house with a coffee in their special cup, then put it in the cup holder and drive to work

but why are they not staying home to finish their coffee before they leave? a) its way more comfortable and b) you dont have a cup in your car that you gotta lug back in

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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:shrug:

https://twitter.com/wydna777/status/1746857367449252317

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Die Hard: every time theres blank papers fluttering in the air, theyre A4 size

it makes sense for a japanese company. if it was a wholly owned american building, it wouldve been garbage "letter" size

just a lil background detail

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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freeedr posted:

Content warning: racial slur, homophobia

Does anyone have ANY conception why the internet would say this to someone??

it was a movie made by this kinda weird guy from denmark called "master fatman". its a weird plan 9 type scifi movie about some aliens who turn humans gay so we stop making war. and then its offensive on top. theres nothing good about it, but fwiw i dont think it was intentionally malicious at the time. not that it makes up for anything, but thats the context. you can find it if you google the title, iirc its mostly 1950s style peopel talking on phones being shocked that humanity is becoming so gay

then later, it got popular on slashdot cause of edgy cs students i think, and a group of trolls (very proto) called themselves the GNAA, and that was a whole thing for a while

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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mllaneza posted:

I had forgotten about those assholes. Thank you so much for reminding me.

i can tell you mean it cause of the italics

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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The Fountain: the sap from the tree of life looks so much like the wood glue we had in shop class and ive been wanting to drink that poo poo for 30 years. i think its time we try it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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i dont think thats what was in the plastic bottles in shop class

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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this is my summary of the abstract, no ai involved: its antibiotic, everything small dies if they touch it, but humans are generally too large to be affected

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Milo and POTUS posted:

It also looks like cum

my cum is more transparent than wood glue

this is concerning

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Biplane posted:

Been watching true detective season 1 again; early in the seson Rust says he's never once been in a room with a perp for more than ten minutes before knowing whether they done it or not. In one of the later episodes he's visiting Billy Lee Tuttle the church head in his office ostensibly to talk about a case involving former staff, but really just to get a read on him. Rust spends six minutes in the room with him before he knows Tuttle is guilty as gently caress and for a split second a look of smug triumph washes over Rust's face. I thought it was neat :shobon:

love that scene, theyre both so goddamn smug in their different ways

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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i was right about this then, and im right about it now.

Carthag Tuek posted:

true detective, ep 5

when they cross the walkway over the water in the beginning, they are in exact lockstep. when they walk back over, they come gradually out of sync

about minutes 8 and 18

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Mauser posted:

What action takes place in the middle? Is that the raid on the house?

yeah. also its where the suzhet and the fabula start to diverge for real

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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i just realized, when laszlo is wearing the cursed hat & gets his cape stuck in the cab's door and it just drives off, that is because hes not visible in the rear view mirror :pusheen:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Baron von Eevl posted:

It's actually because he's wearing the cursed hat, hth

its not cursed!

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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im not sure if its subtle, or im an idiot, or its not there at all, but: The Rover: the reason guy pearce starts warming to robert pattinson is cause he's basically a dog, to him. loyal, attentive, kinda dumb, but means well.

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