miscellaneous14 posted:

To be fair, AP on PC without any of the community fixes is a pretty miserable experience.

Rujo King posted:

Be careful when you stare into the skybox, for sometimes, the skybox stares back.

DStecks posted:

poo poo like this gives me flashbacks to working in computer repair, having people come in with laptops running Windows 95 on 256 MB of RAM, wanting it to run faster. This was in 2010.

flatluigi posted:

Geokinesis posted:

In Broforce if you use your knife whilst standing on a pig corpse you can ride it through the air.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmxRdJ9u3ic

WalrusWhiskers posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugjnPXc9osk&t=264s

wyoming posted:

Dude's just trying to get to the store.

Croccers posted:

Do you still kick around corpses just by walking through them? I loved that feature in Demon Souls.

Haruharuharuko posted:

Dark Souls 2 on PC happens to be janky as gently caress go figure.

I call this one tweddley deeddley legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abhnXQlvo1I

Mister Adequate posted:

The cruelest and yet least severe of the game's issues.

PS: Your friend is a masterful troll.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Mehh, like others have said, this doesn't really fly. Even if you go with the whole 'transitions are sometimes weird because different teams made the levels' thing, it's not like there wouldn't be someone overseeing how the levels were being designed. The way it works when you break a project up into teams, the teams are assigned specific projects decided on by the producer or director to insure consistency, and are then given a schedule with regular progress check-ins to review their work. They aren't just left to do whatever-the-gently caress and then you jumble it all together at the end and go 'whoops, tee-hee we made a lava level over your mountain, oh well!'..

I mean, even if you assume that someone had done something so hideously irresponsible with managing the creation of the game that it was all slapped together from disparate teams who were working independently with little to no communication, do you honestly think no one ever checked in before the completion of the game to see what the teams were designing? That no one would be like 'hey don't make that type of level for that area' or 'hmm, these are the levels we are making, maybe we should put the sea of lava at another transition?' I mean, if it was really so slapdash, then why wouldn't they just move the lava world somewhere else? Just switch a portal with another level that makes more sense to put up there. And do you really think they'd make it all the way through testing without anyone commenting on the strangeness of the inconsistency?

It's intentional. It should be obvious it's intentional just by the inherent nature of games and how they're made.

Robindaybird posted:

and watch them explode for mentioning Brawl, for some reason the supercompetitive types hate Brawl with a passion and only consider Melee to be the one and only game to play

Lizard Wizard posted:

That is a horrible tumblr.

bucketmouse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQBU4ZfA_qY

ChaosArgate posted:

That's not a bug, that's a romhack/fangame.

Cicadas! posted:

Schmorky's voice is like a Bethesda glitch happening in real time, like somebody hosed around with the sliders and now he sounds like he should be hosting a skeevy local-broadcast kids program.

Wasn't there a guy who used to do Donkey Kong LP's that suddenly turned into mickey mouse? Do LP's have some sort of voice-glitching effect on people?

ZeeToo posted:

That happens reliably if you customize appearance there.

eating only apples posted:

It seems to be because the character creator comes with a voice selection option, but when there's no need to select a voice it goes to the default - for dwarves and qunari that's the American voice, for elves and humans it's the British voice. People playing an American dwarf won't have any issues. Hawke's character creator sets the Inquisitor's voice as well as Hawke's. I had to go with default Hawke instead of my awesome beardy mountain man because the voice change for the Inquisitor was too jarring

Nuebot posted:

As for actual on-content posting: Last night I ran into one in E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy that I've been trying to replicate because it cracked me up and I need to capture it. Sprinting through a hallway I ran into an NPC who then flipped through the air and imploded. I don't know why, because normally they just step away from you if you run into them. But this guy just flipped up into the air and collapsed in on himself, it was great and I was laughing too hard to grab a screenshot .

ToxicFrog posted:

Way back on page 4, someone posted some screenshots of the Sims 2(?) going horribly wrong with pet generation:



This reminded me of a Sims 2 glitchfest/Let's Play I read years ago, in which the main character gets a cat that makes the renderer poo poo itself ("Clippy the Self-Intersecting Cat"). It features a line something like "and then, he wept into the rain, while behind him his cat turned inside-out".

Anyone else (a) remember reading this and (b) have any idea where it is? I've been looking for it without success.

Gestalt Intellect posted:

This is not unlike the rest of the gameplay, which is now just about shooting people in the back until someone shoots you in the back. Head-on fights amount to somebody popping up in front of you for a tenth of a second, then one of you falls over dead. Repeat ad infinitum.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

That is the best way of communicating "OH CHRIST poo poo IM FALLING" since Mirrors Edge.

MisterBibs posted:

I've only heard this one third hand so I don't remember much about the game, but it's a glitch that has stuck with me after first hearing about it, long ago.

It was some NES-era game, which involved you in a tank blowing up some other tanks and stuff. You'd shoot things, they'd turn red to show they've taken damage. Do it enough, they'd blow up, and you'd move on.

There was an insidious exploit/glitch, though: if you paused while your enemy was red, the game would just assume that the enemy was perpetually taking damage. Lower level guys, bosses, it didn't matter: land a hit, pause when it turned red, and wait a while. Unpause, and it'll be dead.

ChaosArgate posted:

If you didn't mention that you were in a tank, I'd have assumed you were talking about Mega Man 1, where you can prematurely end an enemy's i-frames by pausing with select, which doesn't clear the screen of your projectiles, so you can just mash select to quickly drain an enemy's health.