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Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Mitten is a little too fond of _~*edgy*~_ humor

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 09:33

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:48

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

The list of patch notes for 1.2 is absurdly long

# ¿ Mar 31, 2021 05:12

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

It kinda makes sense why it took this long, to be fair

# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 06:29

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I mean, considering what the game is about, it's not that off

# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 18:28

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Sounds like a Cyberpunk 2077 weapon

# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 07:13

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

It's like when cross country skiers stick their ski out in front of them at the finish line

# ¿ Jan 19, 2022 06:48

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

It takes a long time to mow your lawn with the hidden blade

# ¿ Feb 9, 2022 16:57

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Beartaco posted:

Is the soundtrack in Cyberpunk all this good?

It owns so hard. This is the "enemies know you're there but haven't found you yet" theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqM9FfbCXbA

# ¿ Feb 19, 2022 18:37

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Beartaco posted:

Cyberpunk 2077 has Lady Gaga in it alongside Keanu Reeves??

Grimes is in It, a bit

# ¿ Feb 20, 2022 06:08

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

William Bear posted:

There's a bug associated with some some wardrobe mods in Cyberpunk 2077 that causes a character's penis to clip through their pants.

NSFW screenshot here.

The above is a particularly funny example, because it's a really dramatic, serious scene.

I can't believe Yorinobu is a penis 2 guy

# ¿ Mar 22, 2022 16:53

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

haveblue posted:

Maybe that's the bug? The penis mesh is supposed to be skipped if pants are attached but this isn't happening for some reason

That makes some sense, yeah, but why does Yorinobu (a character who only exists in cutscenes) have a dongus? Surely they'd have chosen the "None" genitals (just underwear) when creating his model.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2022 14:45

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Zil posted:

Forgot what thread I was in and was expecting a Skyrim joke at the end.

Same

# ¿ Apr 11, 2022 15:57

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

It's also iconic because the rhythm of MGS3 works on peaks and troughs, where you always get a moment to calm down after a boss fight. The ladder allows you to catch your breath, and reflect on what you've done.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2022 15:39

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

The thing about that cutscene is that it isn't unbroken. You get a prompt to save halfway through, so you don't have to watch all of it again if something happens.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2022 17:57

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Phlegmish posted:

Did anyone at all laugh at the Oblivion glitch I posted two pages ago

I thought it was pretty funny

It was! Elder Scrolls glitches are always good for a laugh. It just got caught up in Metal Gearchat.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2022 13:33

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

flavor.flv posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_q7xr0iHfny1rmij36.mp4

I can't believe there are glitches in Oblivion. Ridiculous.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2022 10:12

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I think that's a pretty neat way to handle it!

# ¿ Apr 30, 2022 03:45

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

It's like the Fallout 3 thing from awhile back, where the Presidental metro train you ride is just a guy wearing the metro as a hat, running along a predetermined path under the world. Gamebryo, man. Never change.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2022 08:08

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I think you're thinking of Dead Space. Paging CJacobs to the thread!

# ¿ Apr 30, 2022 09:23

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Carthag Tuek posted:

e: also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Hx043D_0E&t=80s

I've tried to find this specific video for so long! "His titties just devoured a whole clip" lives rentfree in my head.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2022 11:11

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Zereth posted:

He is not wearing it as a hat.

It's an arm slot piece of equipment.

WHAT

NO

# ¿ Apr 30, 2022 16:59

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Arrath posted:

Yeah its very fun trivia, like how early versions of WoW didn't actually support most quest objectives beyond "kill X" so pulling a lever or turning a valve for a quest would fire a script that spawns and kills a rabbit somewhere in the game world to kludge around it.

PYF Game Workarounds: Invisible dead rabbits everywhere

# ¿ May 1, 2022 04:53

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I think it's too long, let's workshop it

# ¿ May 1, 2022 08:21

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

What game is it?

# ¿ May 10, 2022 14:24

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I'm going to assume they dropped a thing, and it clipped into the geometry which caused the ship to go boom.

# ¿ May 10, 2022 18:03

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

It's easier to fleece people that way.

# ¿ May 11, 2022 08:35

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

credburn posted:

I also remember having a weird dog companion, and the dog would constantly try to sit down next to me, but he would always sit too close, and it would nudge me just an inch, and then the dog would try to sit closer, and it would nudge me again, again and again, and I'm sitting in the dark trying to line up a stealthy sniper arrow but my loving dog gently shoves me off the cliff.

yeah that's just a dog

# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 06:39

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Ah, the Voight-Kampff technique. Very powerful in certain circumstances.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2022 18:27

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Arrath posted:

I remember that for Half Life 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwxN8sCIOOE

What a great snapshot of 2009.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2022 17:49

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Yeah I'll strap a balloon to a tank and put it on my helicopter, there's nothing unrealistic about that.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2022 18:56

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

If a ship wore pants

Etc

# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 07:46

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Aiden Pierce and his sister-wife (they were originally written to be husband and wife, but they changed it for an unknown reason, so now they're just weirdly close siblings).

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 08:21

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

That was kind of the initial idea with Watch Dogs 1, as I recall, and you can play the first couple missions by sneaking through cameras.

You can also buy a grenade launcher more or less immediately and not use any of the supposedly unique hacking mechanics. Watch Dogs 1 was such a weird game. Don't play it, even if your gamer completionist brain tells you to. Just start with the second one. You're not missing anything important.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 10:56

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

It's not even a fun kind of mess. Just watch the Chip & Ironicus lp instead.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 11:35

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

It's got the Spider Tank minigame, that's fun.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 15:28

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Even better: play Legion, because unless you play as a spy or soldier you can't use lethal weapons.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2022 10:38

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Yeah it's emergent storytelling or whatever, especially if you take them out the same way every time (getting kissed by a robot, rubber bullet, etc).

# ¿ Jul 21, 2022 12:01

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I'm imagining a veteran MGS mook feeling a sharp pain in his balls, sighing, laying down on the ground and emptying his pockets while waiting for the sedatives to kick in.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2022 16:11

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I was being euphemistic. The robot kisses is a stungun.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2022 16:04

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:48

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

ToxicFrog posted:

I'm catching up on my GDQ and watching the Harmony of Dissonance run, the one GBA vania I never finished. There are some mechanics and UI conveniences that would have made it much less of a pain in the rear end to play if the manual or the game itself had explained them at any point!

What brings me here, though, is how enemy iframes work. As is common in games like this, your attacks "hit" every frame, but enemies have iframes, meaning that in practice any given attack will usually only damage an enemy once.

HoD does something clever here, though: each enemy has multiple iframe counters, one for each distinct attack hitting it! So you can open with a simultaneous whip/subweapon combo, say, and both attacks will connect. This encourages you to mix things up and combo together whips, subweapons, spells, dive kicks, and slide kicks for maximum damage.

Where poo poo gets weird is that each enemy only has room for two iframe timers. If you can get three attacks to intersect with an enemy at once -- say, by throwing an axe into the air and then whip-kicking it just before the axe comes down on its head -- the third attack will deal its full damage every single frame. You can't do this to every enemy, but a lot of bosses are susceptible to it!

Yeah okay, but what does it have to do with Watch Dogs

# ¿ Jul 23, 2022 21:23

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