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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Man, I felt like the hottest poo poo when I discovered the marquee element.

Oh to be 12 again.

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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Gromit posted:

This is probably my favourite because it's about my job.



I never got my purple helmet or Seaworld-branded leather jacket, though.

So your job is to stop the re-animated body of Jeffrey Dahmer from stealing hard drives? Neat!

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Collateral Damage posted:

IIRC the 7110 was also the first Nokia phone with WAP, which is a technology highly suited for this thread.

I remember huddling around an early-ish colour phone with a couple of friends in high school as we waited for tiny porn thumbnails to load at speeds many times slower than dial-up, via WAP - which I'm certain was quickly eroding my friend's credit.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011


It looks so lacklustre inside :/

(Moving parts like tiny rubber belts, thank god for their obsolescence.)

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Ah, yes, the ol' Linkin Park anti-personnel system.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Humphreys posted:

It really is amazing how easy some locks are to open. After a party I needed to move my friends motorbike so I could get my car out of the garage. As I was hungover I grabbed the closest set of keys that I didn't recognize and managed to get the bike started and moved. Only hours later we realized I had used a Suzuki 4WD key to unlock and move a Huskvana.
I remember my Dad telling me about the time he and a friend borrowed another friend's ute (we'd just passed one) for shits and giggles due to some quirk where you could start it pretty easily without a key or even hotwiring.

I'm sad weird 'features' like that are obsolete.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Ah self service checkouts, I love how some supermarkets I've been to make the entrance to the things as tight as possible yet people somehow still manage to fit trolleys through or use it as an entrance. :sludgepal:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

twistedmentat posted:

Its nice that its open source. I know someone with it and its basically a sassy speaker that poo poo talks her at this point.

The word processor thing reminded me of the brief period when e-machines were released. They were simple computers that were designed for emailing and web browsing. Even before smartphones and tablets people didn't want these because they were junk. Plus, the concept was flawed. People didn't feel the need at the time to have instant web access from their kitchen or whatever. I also think part of its marketing being aimed at women by going on about how you can look up recipes and such sterotypical lady things. It didn't appeal to tech minded men and I'd not be surprised to find women found it sexist and condescending.

Were they called emachines or was that just a brand name?

Did you mean the Eee Pc?



I kinda wanted one at the peak of their popularity, but god they look painful to use.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Shifty Pony posted:

Do failed children's toys count?



You just know every child that tested that out hit themselves square in the face 9 times out of 10.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

flosofl posted:

That and all the conference bridge numbers that were raided so a bunch of teenagers from across the country could insult each other's hacking skills in the middle of the night.

I think it's out of print, but the book Masters of Deception does a pretty good job of capturing Phreak and Hacker culture of the late 80s/early 90s. Specifically the MOD vs. LOD poo poo that went down. There's a bit of hysteria in there as it was written by journalists, but it definitely depicted them as ego-driven teenagers which is pretty accurate.

That reminds me of a similar book; Underground, it's from a mostly Australian perspective and was researched by Julian Assange!

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

twistedmentat posted:

The author



Actually, how much obsolete and failed tech is in that picture? Though I think most of it is just early versions of stuff we have now. The Pixis is just an early version of a GPS like Tom Tom, thought I have no idea what a Private Eye is.

This is his son, right?

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
I still use a flip phone......as an alarm because I'm pretty sure it could wake the dead when set on vibrate, something I'm sure is probably obsolete in the smartphone age.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

At least you could play a CD while you were waiting for it to cool :kiddo:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Computer viking posted:

Amateur. :colbert:

All modern electronics suffer from resonant interference, since their operating frequencies induce out-of-phase voltage spikes in nearby conductive materials that can electromagnetically couple to the signalling pathways and raise to levels that will cause delays and jitter or even flipped bits and noise in the signal. Our patent pending inductance shielding uses carefully placed metal resonance dampeners with a shape scientifically proven to reduce eddy currents, and each unit is handtuned by fastening the dampeners at precisely calibrated distances and angles with a magnetically transparent fastening substance. Since corrosion could adversely affect its precise tuning, each dampener is protected with an impervious metal coating, precisely applied and accounted for during installation. The unit is housed in a non-conductive casing that will not interfere with the sensitive electrodynamic properties of the tuned system.

If you didn't straight copy that from somewhere you should really get into the audiophile woo business.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Wilford Cutlery posted:



That's what I use to clean the glass when I replace window stickers.

I use eucalyptus oil, and then wish I didn't because everything then smells like Koalas and road trip lollies.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

WebDog posted:

Notes and coins are getting pretty rare in my wallet. Here in Australia we even have cardless withdraw at ATMs. You get your bank app to setup how much you want to take out and it gives you a code to input and off you go.
If your phone has NFC and google pay then you can pretty much leave your wallet at home.

The only reason I use cash anymore is because of stupid EFTPOS minimums which suck the most in shops or cheap takeaways where people clearly aren't gonna buy $15-$20 worth of poo poo. :arghfist:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

I heart bacon posted:

What about shrimp on the bobby, didgeridoo, and outback steakhouse? fosters! australian for wastewater.

Yeah nah, that's crook, oval office.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Imagine being the guys who made these and then seeing smartphones take off. Ouch.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

JayKay posted:

I know we have PDA chat every few pages, but posting that Ashens video made me find his video about the Casio Cassiopeia. Which reminded me of the E-125 I used to own 15-20 years ago when I was heavily into PPC's and Palm Pilots.

This is one of its press images. Look how convenient it is! You don't even need to use the tray on the airplane to use it!!!



I'd say they have a combined 30 minutes of battery life, tops.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

0toShifty posted:

My work is full of obsolete technology

This computer is turned on 24/7 and somehow doesn't crash.


I'd put good money on this baby making GBS threads the bed in a big way if it's ever powered down.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Krispy Kareem posted:

It was a long time ago...but like our grandparents during the Great Depression - you remember when times are tough.

Luxury: I remember when I was a wee boy, I had to get up, half 4 in the morning, light a kerosene lamp without waking my 10 brothers and sisters, and tip toe down to the woodshed in the freezing cold just so I could pulverize my loin like a spastic gibbon over a rusty 2" by 3" tin type stolen from my Father's drawer.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Loudest I've been to was My Bloody Valentine which was fantastic - feeling 'To Here Knows When' vibrate through your whole body is the correct way to hear that song.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Oh hey, those were branded as the Tarago in Australia and were basically the go to vehicle for surfers, bands, and broke families with heaps of kids. Probably still are, actually.

Anyways, on the subject of vans and VWs, here's a classic road safety ad

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Arivia posted:

this is my kind of asmr poo poo. goddamn.

This is mine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvTSLRab7Kg

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Magnus Praeda posted:

Welp. Guess I'm beating Deus Ex again this weekend.

I had other plans, jerk. :argh:

May as well do a pacifist run while you're at it.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88XRWyQQo_E

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Pham Nuwen posted:

Inconvient, but hard to lose.

Boy, I've heard of currency in circulation, but this is ridiculous! :rimshot:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

I can't help think of this every time I hear that song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbx2PsTUQh8

Creature posted:

How the hell do you gently caress to Orinoco Flow?

Be into some tantric poo poo, I guess.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Gynocentric Regime posted:

Every time our neighbors three doors down have an orgy, I hear Hotel California at least three times. :psyduck:

Relax said the night man, we are programmed to receive. :heysexy:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Geoj posted:

Give it time. Eventually insufferable hipsters will decide compact cassettes have "warm" sound or some such bullshit and the medium will see a resurgence.

This has already reached saturation

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

rndmnmbr posted:

I heat my house exclusively with a mint first pressing of Dark Side of the Moon, because nothing beats the warmth of vinyl.

I use my mint quadrophic pressing as a central heating system. :smug:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

This sound in this video is half the joy, my dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaAHiiCnteY

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Johnny Aztec posted:

Hello Thread, I present to you, a new in box

Blazing fast

28.8 Macintosh External Modem



With bonus AoL Floppy DISK , also a Compuserve disk on the other side.

I look forward to your imminent vaporwave Tumblre.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Johnny Aztec posted:

"Whoa, you almost crashed into the World Trade Center!"



Never forget

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Humphreys posted:

I'll give it a go later maybe. I did used to be a professional editor and SFX supervisor. Time to clean the cobwebs from my brain. DLing some tools now

Remember, as per the Everdraed Memorial Accord, the resulting file has to also be playable as a sound file.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Necrothatcher posted:

Wait.. what happened to Everdraed? :(

Oh I'm pretty sure he's alive, I just haven't seen him post in forever.

Humphreys posted:

I'm unfamiliar with this?

Forums user Everdraed, wizard of vfx, used to post amazing photoshops and gifs that someone discovered contained secret sound files if you opened them in a media player.


All he did this, and it's amazing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr-CyH_DdoA

monolithburger has a new favorite as of 11:29 on Mar 29, 2020

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1252551767012696067

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Dick Trauma posted:

Vinyl records also came in funny shapes. This was the coolest one I owned.



This is what my dumb brain thought that was for a split-second:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

LifeSunDeath posted:

This is really interesting. Had no clue that all those early rom rips weren't just homebrew hackers, but actually industrial piracy products. Reminds me of the greatest/stupidest rom program I'm sure we all used:


NESticle was a fantastic emulator, but boy did it have some weird proto-goon poo poo baked in:



edit: here's a good article about it

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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

I put a peanut butter sandwich in the slot of the family VCR circa 1992.

It's probably my earliest memory alongside Dune, Wheel of Fortune, Sim Earth, and World Class Leaderboard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJNfMqEK7VI

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