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I checked the other thread and couldn't find this anywhere, but I imagine it must've came up in some thread(?) Anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WsuEHfYfEc Context if needed: Tony Hibbert has never scored for Everton in 11 years in the side and after more than 300 appearences. Everton recently held a testimonial for him and made an official poster that alluded to a slogan Everton fans have been bringing to matches on banners for a while now: 'If Hibbert scores, we riot.' Naturally, Tony Hibbert went and scored a freekick in his testimonial. And we rioted.
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Ferguson's wry smile as Shelvey went down the tunnel, in almost shocked respect that some kid had the balls to give him a bollocking was way funnier than Shelvey being a petulant oval office to an old man and one of the greatest managers whom has ever lived because the referee made a bad decision.
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Not pictured: Gerrard telling the kids to stay where they are while he gets in his car and plays some bowling
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Interesting that Juve are also by far the lowest on that list
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"Get shut dickhead" - about 5,000 Scouse arlarses in the crowd
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Ninpo posted:Oh come on this is a purely bullshit graph. Most matches get 3-4 minutes extra time at the end, trying to imply they generally get 25s is loving ludicrous at best. Why did you even post this? Uh....I will assume that you're obviously joking. But in the very very small chance you're not, the graph is clearly for amount of time MORE than the allotted injury time rather than total injury time....
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Love this. Especially the piano rendition of Z Cars.
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I hope Rodallega isn't covering a letter and that does in fact say Keep Calm and rear end me the Ball
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Apologies if this has been posted before, but I just saw it on the Guardian website and can't stop laughing
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I mean the handwriting looks suspiciously neat for Scouse grafitti but you can't deny the purple wheely bin. I'm torn.
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Same reason you would hire a call girl as CEO and then marry her  I now understand this thanks to that pre-match interview
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Xabi posted:Why the gently caress would he put his head there in the first place? Why doesn't Sideshow Bob just walk around the loving rakes?!
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I still play Actua Soccer 3 quite a bit for the really cool shooting system with the aftertouch curl, and ISS Pro 98 because it's the best football game ever made.
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Another awful/amazing game with an intro to rival FIFA98 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ-h6Bs82uY
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I think this is a better Kammy Compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtMbjCOQzXw
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onoflalks posted:Straighten that out with the tap of a hammer That's maybe my favourite visual joke ever. Love that show. I also like the UEFA cup it's a nice trophy. Not many these days I think are that bad tbh
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It's official: that terrible badge Everton trademarked a while back is the new club crest: It looks like a loving Merseyside Blue badge from Pro Evo.
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May 25, 2013 16:36
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"Beaten by teams such as...Everton" Like United.
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:Isn't Everton actually the club that became Liverpool after they changed their name? No. We played at Anfield and there was a dispute and so they created Liverpool football club so there'd be someone to play at Anfield.
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I KNEW he wasn't dead
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the sex ghost posted:A Colombian robot football team without big blonde afro wigs stuck to them, a shameful Colombian robot football team They've already reached the level of the over 75s priests 5-a-side league. Abandon all hope.
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Yeah I got 7, failed tracksuit manager, Manchester united whatever, and went for Sensi instead of Sensi WORLD, which was a terrible mistake.
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Ninpo posted:Ultimate Soccer Manager was great for this poo poo. You could even gamble/take bungs. USM2 was my jam. That game was so far ahead of its time, whole loving side game of building the complex around your stadium, setting up stalls and setting prices on your scarves and poo poo, trying to bung opposition managers, upgrading your stadium stand by stand, allocating your sponsors boards. 7 year old me loved that poo poo.
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It's just one blank sheet with "3 points, this is the most important thing" in huge letters
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From all my years of playing football in England there are only two phrases you need to know: "time!" And "man on!"
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JP Money posted:Why the gently caress would they pick him and not Dempsey? Hmm tough one.
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Semprini posted:What they need is both Nakamuras on one team. Shunsuke scoring free-kicks from all over the place, and Shinsuke just Boma Ye-ing the gently caress out of opponents heads. Like 3 people in this forum will get that.
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Ninpo posted:What am I missing? Spelt Deulofeu's name wrong. Hmm, should probably refresh before I respond to posts.
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Better than Aguerooooooooooo
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Xabi posted:Possibly the best Liverpool player of all time, so no shame in that. In which Universe
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I remember Liverpool did that 100 player list of their greatest players and the ones who were ahead of him all deserved to be. He was great but not their greatest.
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One of my footballing peeves is when an arsey little midget squares up to a hardman because he knows he won't get punched since it would lead to a red card. Hated it when Nasri tried it with Carragher, Coutinho no different, no matter how good a player he is. Wilshere is terrible for it too.
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