Football Photos and Videos that I like - 12/13 Edition (Tattoo ideas ITT)

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hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Vegetable posted:

Was it ever established whose cock was that

It was Man Utd's back then, but it now belongs to Real Madrid.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2012 08:57

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:41

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Babby Thatcher posted:

# ¿ Sep 24, 2012 08:04

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

CaptainRightful posted:

Also, his signature move is one of the silliest football tricks this side of the seal dribble:

If he'd pulled a stunt like that at my school he'd still be on crutches.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2012 18:04

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

sircozzie posted:

What's the story behind the giant scrotum earlier on in the thread?

He's captain of Chelsea and was fined by the FA for racism.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2012 09:00

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Ninpo posted:

Haha that barnet

No, Bournemouth.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2012 23:51

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Lamont Cranston posted:

A penalty is over when the referee says it's over. I think there maybe used to be language about the energy of the ball being exhausted, but now it's totally the ref's call.

Howard Webb refs a shootout at Old Trafford, unprecedented 5 minute period of open play ensues and ends when Rooney scores a header.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2012 08:49

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Is it not some Dutch tradition to black up for some celebration and then get really pissy when the racism is pointed out?

Edit: or what was said above, I should refresh before posting.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2013 18:33

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Surprised it took them this long to sign him up - Samaras advertises Head & Shoulders:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCHubmYUzhQ

# ¿ Jan 22, 2013 08:51

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Ming the Merciless posted:

@ChelseaFC's take on the matter: https://twitter.com/chelseafc/status/294194277423124480

Have they hired the Iraqi Information minister to run their twitter account?

# ¿ Jan 23, 2013 23:28

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

rats off to ya posted:

Why would the ballteen apologise after the match if he wasn't timewasting?

Because Chelsea fans are scum and this may placate a few of the worst of them and prevent them from harassing him / attacking him in the street like the scum that they are.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2013 08:53

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

TraderStav posted:

Someone post some bad rear end pics of Gazza in honor of our failing hero.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2013 00:48

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

vickser posted:

Outside of that Steaua Bucharest guy from the late 80s, Guardiola, and maybe Miguel Mu�oz, who compares favorably to this?

Martin O'Neill at Celtic was in excess of 75% wins.

# ¿ May 1, 2013 07:41

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

atomic gog posted:

Those shorts don't leave much to the imagination.

The rest of the picture also clearly displays a bellend.

# ¿ May 31, 2013 15:49

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

What they need is both Nakamuras on one team. Shunsuke scoring free-kicks from all over the place, and Shinsuke just Boma Ye-ing the gently caress out of opponents heads.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2013 08:54

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Mickolution posted:

I completely forgot about that. It's far from a foregone conclusion, though.

If they're willing to fix matches, the chances of trying to bribe the CAS are probably quite high too.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2013 13:04

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

blue footed boobie posted:

I've always wondered that when players crowd the ref, too. Why not just start handing out yellows until they stop? Seems like it would fix the problem.

Everyone would agree that the ref did the right thing by issuing the yellows, and then next week they'll be refereeing in the Conference and everything will return to normal.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2013 11:48

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Someone mentioned Chris Iwelumo in the PL thread, which is all the excuse I need to post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqkShPKgAbw

# ¿ Sep 27, 2013 19:12

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Weaponized Cum posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD2KTzqHJG8

That goal certainly helped sink their opponents.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2013 16:34

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Just gonna leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QryFUtRtUiM

edit: ignore the arseholes talking about it afterwards, only the goal matters.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2013 17:23

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

mynameisjohn posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTcsBBqcARU

The flying headscissors at 18 seconds is still the greatest tackle of all time.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2013 00:08

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Shrapnac posted:

Those loving numbers on the shorts!

Still looks better than the UEFA / FIFA enforced "Stripes or hoops? Here, have a monstrous white panel on the back!" poo poo we have to put up with now.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2013 23:15

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

oh em gee bee ess posted:

The year or two when Vladivostok made into the Russian Premier League was pretty much a logistical nightmare but the league made it work, sure they were massive amounts of jet lag but it was fun to see.

Just a shame they were pish, I wanted them to qualify for Europe just so various managers could spit the dummy over the travel.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 21:09

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

euroboy posted:

Here, have a picture of Sepp Blatter.

Not falling off a stage, minus 5 points.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 19:34

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Entirely possible to score a five in cricket.

Usually involves there being a helmet on the pitch, so most likely to occur if Mourinho's crossed the touchline.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2014 22:51

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Soulex posted:

Suarez as a defender would be scary.

It's difficult to become a defender at this point in your career, but I'm sure Suarez could handle it.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2014 18:52

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

mackintosh posted:

this has always been one of my favourite world cup moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybj5I44nBnE&t=311s

Ron Atkinson showing once again that he's a colossal bell-end.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 22:47

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Duncan Sperguson posted:

A reminder that he was actually sent to prison for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXEg2Zum_AU

# ¿ Apr 21, 2014 22:53

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hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Pfft, Germany did it first.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2014 23:23

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