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Springheel Jack posted:Isn't it pinstripe suit if you want to look taller? if the best footballer in the world wants to look like a whale shark who are we to criticize
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Was Taters posted:The guy who gets kicked is tougher than I ever want to be. Seriously, he's all, "Why you kick me in the face, mang, this guy over here's the rear end in a top hat"
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Soylent Green posted:This happened to me once, although it was hit a little harder, when I wasn't braced for it and I was knocked out cold for a few seconds and then I had to go to hospital with a severe concussion. The difference was I actually got hit in the face, not the hand and dived. If it had clocked him where he claimed it did the pitch would be covered in blood and cerebrospinal fluid. That's almost exactly the way I got hit a few weeks ago, only it was a hard, blind clearance from a center back I was pressuring and about half the distance. This is the result, although it took about 10-15 minutes to get like that. Nothing broken, but it hurt like hell.
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The way this is worded makes me think that everyone in Wales knows "Frank the Caretaker". Or that he's Frank, the Caretaker of Wales. "Alright lad, I'm off to mow the grounds at Powis Castle, then fix that leak on Pontcysyllte Aqueduct. See you after training."
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PlantHead posted:
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Every single one of those could have been made with a simple chip over the keeper, yet no one did. 
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JP Money posted:Did anyone see the new Mercurial commercial?? Maybe I'm missing something here, but, uh... Portugal acquired Bale?
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Zlatan Imhobitch posted:What does Gareth Bale look like. No, I got that, kudos on the monkey joke (I chuckled, really), only CR's with Portugal there, not Real, hence the question of who acquired whom. But really, who gives a poo poo 
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Scott Bakula posted:Olivera and Matic's are cool team goals but nothing compares with Zlatan's You've basically got long-range shots and bicycle kicks, or Zlatan's, which is both. No contest
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Don't forget this one from 2006, foreshadowing 2010 with Lampard's goal being disallowed by a German keeper  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fncOu6dp1IY bonus Robben (with hair) going down, natch
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Hegay posted:Anyone who refers to themselves in third person is insanely uncool and retarded. Thanks. yet he did in that tweet, and he's neither uncool nor retarded game, check, and mate 
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Driven past this place a few times, finally took a couple of pics:  It is a school for gifted children. And here's where I played this past weekend:  "FIFA Soccer specific turf imported from The Netherlands" fancy-schmancy 
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ayb posted:Houston Dutch lions in Conroe Texas? a-yup
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ayb posted:That field is pretty nice. I've reffed twice out there. Who do you play for? I've played twice out there. It's a drive and a half, but worth it. I play for Aztex, TORSO over-thirty coed rec league. Ever ref for them? I've probably complained about you if you have. 
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Gigi Galli posted:Phil Jones only has one facial expression doesn't he. he makes Ribery look a handsome lad 
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ayb posted:Checked my game list but I only did Dutch lions, hurricanes and Bearkats. I've been wanting to play again. What's the skill level on the over 30 coed league? I played in college but my wife is basically a gimp It's pretty varied, the top division (of four) has some really good players, still amateur but quite a few that played through college or for other high-level club teams in the HFA. The bottom division is pretty poo poo, a lot of the teams have a handful of 60+ year old players who have been playing in the league for many, many years and basically use it as an excuse to get outside. Plenty fun, though, really laid back but still a bit competitive.
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TheBigAristotle posted:Samson effect incoming that implies he was good before the haircut, maybe you mean anti-samson effect?
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El Hefe posted:Lol there's only a single black guy in that pic jozy was still injured, had to watch from somewhere
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