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https://twitter.com/Tayray_b/status/1776074606241292669?t=BB3GL07Hdaqezb-MTfkz0w&s=19
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 18:36 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 19:34 |
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You have to realise that like a lot of truck buyers, Cybertruck owners want to reassure themselves of their manliness and their purchase hence you get performative nonsense like the above and they video of the guy who thought he was 'off roading' on a nice smooth dirt track. These are little boys with spending money and an ego that needs a good massage every now and again. They're just wanting their dad to say 'you did good, kid'.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 11:15 |
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Am I losing my mind or did the original Cybertruck design have a ramp built into the tailgate? *fake edit: yes
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 13:29 |
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wesleywillis posted:Yeah maybe, but if you kept your plate hidden and a throw away Twitter account with a fake name and ambiguous enail address how could they figure out who you are? You remember how it turned out Tesla staff were able to watch people through the cameras in the car? Guarantee Elon would capture where you live, your face and put out a hit
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 17:57 |
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Cybertruck owners are going to need to step their game up to stop them getting absolutely mogged by regular-rear end cars. https://x.com/berthol65314644/status/1774840097478676897
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 13:03 |
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charliemonster42 posted:How about to a Blue 1990 Geo Metro I had the Suzuki version of this and I maintain it was great at doing its job as a car which was to get me from point a to point b. Refined in absolutely zero ways but car'd well.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 07:38 |
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A GTI one would be amazing, I'd love to drive one.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 12:03 |
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wesleywillis posted:Found it. Hero
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 16:28 |
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You know how we sometimes have the conversation about not doing anything too stupid just in case the person you're pissing off has a gun? I feel like doing this to the wrong person is a surefire way of getting yourself at least one extra hole....?
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 19:07 |
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On point meme I've just seen (Tesla Stan one though the Mustang one is p.good too) https://twitter.com/ChasingStyx/status/1778844649680978338?t=aq66uAuzxi8oZ9K3-3-YqA&s=19
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 22:24 |
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Alaois posted:Stonetoss is an irl neo-nazi It's true. It was recently found out who he was so hopefully he gets his. (and that's an edited/stolen comic)
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 22:51 |
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What's the significance of the 21st?
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 12:39 |
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The comment about getting beat up by every pothole whilst sat over the front axle in a kei... It's not a thing in Japan because their roads are glass smooth. It's why they can drive those absolutely dragging on their arse VIP cars and only come to trouble when they have to get in or out of a meet driving over kerbs. It's the same here in the UK, the roads are awful because no one with power cares to improve anything for anyone but themselves. Saying something sucks because it doesn't fit your exact scenario; "I need to haul a boat, carry 11 kids, do my monthly Costco shop and drive 1000 miles on my commute" is always funny to see. Nobody cares about your particular scenario, people would just like to be able to buy a cute little guy for tootling around in, maybe using for the odd job and talking about the truck with people who wonder what it is...
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 06:37 |
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The gently caress is going on here? https://twitter.com/ftw_cool/status/1779228107754623084?t=ZqBX15wZcskZt6Ilgw7RMQ&s=19
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 18:38 |
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Noooooooo https://twitter.com/ass_beaters/status/1779848729752637820?t=Dd86Nvu1HD0_3oc6l3K7oQ&s=19
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 21:46 |
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This is funny because the car has a compressor onboard, they just didn't want to stop periodically?
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 12:51 |
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So they were billing this as something you could drive on another planet, a car fit for the apocalypse aaaaaand it breaks if you take it to a car wash. I LOVE THIS STUPID CAR SO MUCH! ENDLESS ENTERTAINMENT! https://twitter.com/StonkKing4/status/1780306557538050532?t=x8668nqlD7DWbjMt8qhz1A&s=19 *edit: can we talk about the invention if something called car wash mode for this special snowflake of a vehicle? I just fire water at my car and it's fine, it's not even supposed to be a tough car, it's a little shitbox and yet it somehow doesn't die because it gets wet. Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Apr 17, 2024 |
# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 18:40 |
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Anyone want to armchair scientist this? My thought is that as an EV they (manufacturer) assumed it would be utilising regen for a significant amount of braking force generally. So when that was turned to low or off on the track the little pads in the calipers simply could not handle the physics of a 5000lb car braking heavily on a track. https://twitter.com/DriveGreen80167/status/1778523665627595238?t=Jt0nGsIdx-TvAjIGCfjU4A&s=19
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 07:15 |
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Again straight pulling that thought out of my rear end, feel free to disprove the idea but I think it's the likely explaination I mean that's why I asked for people's thoughts on it!
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 10:16 |
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"wow the caliper is huge, it must have at least 4 pistons!" The single piston inside the caliper:
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 17:45 |
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The fact it's off centre is driving me mad. How much are these again? https://twitter.com/niccruzpatane/status/1781160154630672444?t=jwWjBb0V06zMHVMMAGeKWw&s=19
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 17:36 |
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Going for a slightly different angle
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 07:45 |
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Very sorry your family got slaughtered at this junction but they weren't carrying the little red flags. https://twitter.com/MilwaukeeAvBike/status/1782435698538082394?t=QYTszR4zwViHHEQN0Avs_A&s=19
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 17:32 |
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Donut bought a brand new LSX and have taken it apart to show people. And in doing so found some pretty worn crank bearings and one of the pistons didn't have a wrist pin lock... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkNNLiob2ho
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 19:49 |
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Jonny Nox posted:I prefer the Vancouver version of this: quoting this with the video link because superb.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 11:08 |
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Failson posted:Stolen from YOSPOS: To be fair I scrolled the owner's account and he says it has only caught water because he took the thing apart and it was sat out in the rain. The reason why he took it apart? He took it to Moab and basically destroyed the car (half shaft and hub stripped, has punched a hole in the top shock mount on one side from a supposed 4' drop.) https://twitter.com/dblcapcrimpin/status/1778199104763605092?t=3kfQ1rpuZhFHc0xqW87iIg&s=19 https://twitter.com/dblcapcrimpin/status/1779138976021983425?t=agAzkKwI7aMKXLo44VCl0Q&s=19 Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Apr 24, 2024 |
# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 07:15 |
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ili posted:good on old mate for treating his godawful piece of poo poo losermobile with the appropriate amount of respect. They said the odds were simply astronomical but we've found the single 'cool' cybertruck owner. (he still posts a million times a day about Tesla stocks and other assorted shite but at least he whipped that thang harder than any other owner has ever dared, got it on video, has been honest about the aftermath and is razzing Tesla about their lovely product).
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 10:11 |
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lol lmao https://twitter.com/jffxns/status/1783867367807729679?t=K6hkAm88d_Cf3Ijci_9v_g&s=19
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 07:29 |
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https://x.com/aditstappen/status/1784252866435424545
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:22 |
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Takeyari: cool This poo poo: not cool https://twitter.com/motorforms/status/1784610820858528022?t=Us_Yt2q71ZunV1YZdk4POg&s=19
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 19:25 |
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Cactus Ghost posted:what the gently caress is different that makes it GIGA casting. is it just the size of the molds? cause when they used to cast entire locomotive frames in one piece, it was still just called "casting" Marketing, which is the worst thing.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 15:26 |
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Data Graham posted:Engineers spending years painstakingly studying industry best practices and UX principles and decades of painfully learned real-world lessons, and the car companies hire them and set them to work designing new break room kiosks while the CEOs put their idiot nephews in charge of ~dIsRuPtInG~ One of my friends was UI/UX for JLR until 2018 and so many times he talked about how he was hired for his particular expertise and yet head honchos in meetings and testing would override his logical choices for bullshit ones. In related news I know that JLR are getting some training materials produced for them to try and combat 'culture of execs not knowing poo poo' (I'm paraphrasing there obviously) among other things. Anyway I came here to post a video of a guy testing the new finger chopper update on the Cybertruck but the twitter timeline updated and now I can't find it again 😢
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 09:40 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 12:53 |
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Uthor posted:Looking at the image on my phone far away: looks fine to control volume. Volume is the rocker on the other side of the steering wheel. Right?!
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 18:43 |
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Krakkles posted:It's the horizontal button below source. My eyes I swear that wasn't a speaker icon the first time 😄 But why wouldn't you have those the other way around?
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 19:57 |
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Wait. So if you repeatedly 'force' the frunk to close at what point does the motor burn out if it can't quite get there? I mean it's a learning algorithm and my guy just said it'll try because it thinks that's what you want.
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 21:56 |
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Y'know how people said the car would quite easily slice pedestrians up? Turns out it does the same to owners. Don't click the image unless you want to see the inside of some dude's leg. https://twitter.com/youwouldntpost/status/1787228522773369159?t=A6J3vtmnFvaWKtMGl3qy1Q&s=19
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 23:50 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Fuckin ow. Imagine driving a vehicle that's just itching to whack you with a shovel. Imagine loving it. Tesla fanboys are in an abusive relationship but won't be told.
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 09:00 |
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Serjeant Buzfuz posted:I had a moonroof decide to depart my vehicle while driving down the highway, hoooolyshiiit that was a sound. Can you describe this sound? I'm imagining a nice WHOOOMP as it got sucked out.
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 13:47 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 19:34 |
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:hey remember the guy who nearly got his finger taken off by the frunk? I mean after it crushed the stick I'd definitely not put my finger back in but thank you strange man for being dumb as poo poo Similarly, dudes who are incredibly precious about owning a 'truck' and telling people that they use it for truck stuff. Truck stuff you could quite easily load into a Miata. https://twitter.com/LamarMK/status/1787864149952696779?t=v70WtZcLGGnHbMrHARxGDg&s=19
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 18:08 |