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I always thought he was kind of racist against circus people, I mean they always seem to be villains of some sort. Even Hawkeye was a villain at first!
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Who knew that "Imperius Rex" meant "kill whitey"? Marvel Comics #1
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redbackground posted:
"Yo yo wassup it's X-MEN in da house yo! Mutant 4 lyfe!"
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Oct 18, 2012 22:35
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Father of the year. Seriously, no wonder she's got so many issues.
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Kharmakazy posted:I read that one, but I don't know what that is flying off of his head there... Pieces of bone?
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Not enough presidential pouches.  Whew. Much better.
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Hakkesshu posted:Finding new teachers is hard: The regular human teacher makes a pretty good point. How many people in Xavier's school are even certified teachers?  ...was Charles Xavier a certified teacher?
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That is the best thing I have seen all week. Source?Fruits of the sea posted:He's a Professor, but I'm not sure if his area of study is ever mentioned. To be fair, until recently, Xavier's schools have had more in common with a para-military training camp for child soldiers than anything remotely resembling education. Yeah, he's always going on about how he is not training them to defend themselves and to fit in with humans, but it seems that there are only two career paths that you can get out of Xavier's school. - A trained murderer - Dead person I mean, all their science wizards for example were that before they ever joined X-Men. poo poo, looking at how long say, Iceman has been there, he should be a certified nuclear physicist at this point. He certainly has had the time for that and few other PhD's. I liked that Cyclops didn't try to dance around the fact in Utopia but *sigh*
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Lobok posted:Isn't it strange that at least a few of those Manatees would operate in the same way as the human versions? I don't see what would be much different about Martian Manhunter, Green Lantern, and Aqua-Manatee. Manatees have a terrible imagination as showcased by their years of writing Family Guy, they would make an awful Green Lantern.
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Boogaleeboo posted:He can wait til he dies and gets tortured forever for being an atheist, it's not complicated. Unless he dies in a glorious battle and then it's Valhalla for him!
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Ashcans posted:I like to imagine that whoever wrote the story just knew literally nothing about penguins I like to think that they all were baked as gently caress. It probably made a shitload of sense when they were writing/drawing it.
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Rhyno posted:Grifter #15 What the gently caress is this poo poo.
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Is there any comic book character more hilarious then Spider-Man? Seriously, I can't think of anyone who comes even close. Daredevil 21  
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Lobok posted:I can't tell if Spider-Man is joking or if this is uhh, the "Superior" Spider-Man if you get my spoilery drift. Wait, that's a permanent thing now? Whose stupid idea was that? Anyway, it works better when you take it as Spider-Man joking. 
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I don't know if that's just a dumb attempt to be EXTREME or exactly like something Joker would do.
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The MSJ posted:Namor probably calls everyone the worst swimmer. Well, high standards to measure up against and all that!
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Call Now posted:What, this is the fattest girl Metropolis can supply? How disappointing. Metropolis is the healthiest city in America, what with Superman picking random pudgy people off the ground and cracking jokes about them. "Hahaha holy poo poo and I thought that saving that sinking tanker last night was a tough deal but daaamn bitch! Next time there's an asteroid coming towards Earth I should just toss your gigantic rear end at it, breaking it right into little pieces. Earth better watch out, looks like Krypton doesn't have a monopoly on problems with red supergiants! Heard that Lex gave up on trying to design a door wide enough for you to walk through and oh Parasite took one look at you and said "are you loving kidding me?" Man you spin around on the roof of a building couple of times and people going to think that some other news company is trying to ape Daily Planet"
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CzarChasm posted:It took us two weeks to bury president Regan, and he was no Superman. All the arcane rituals to seal his corrupted soul in took most of that time though.
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Hey, he can pull them off!
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Well, Namor was ripping off heads when it was still shocking but Black Adam seems to do it to every two-bit thief that crosses his path, so yeah. Flesh Forge posted:Well not literally, right? Ghostlight posted:Venom pulled two of them off and it seemed to annoy Namor somewhat. Also of course he can pull them off literally but it hurts like hell. But they grow back. It's happened like three times I think. 
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Lurdiak posted:I know he nearly crushed this little orphaned kid he viewed as a protege for suggesting Magneto was his equal once. He has a soft spot for Namor though. Or a possible dude crush:    (Sub-Mariner v1 #49) Personally I think they're cute together. DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jun 18, 2013 |
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Random Stranger posted:That's not Kirby's original idea. He didn't start talking about that until the 1970's. In the 60's stories which Kirby drew and was involved in plotting, Doom's face is definitely hideously scarred. If I was an STD doctor I'd yell this every time.
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Vicissitude posted:I love that the Avengers/X-men watching this are just standing and staring at the weirdness going on. Iron Man is all "You know...sometimes, this loving wierd-rear end job...I mean just...gently caress. I bet Bill Gates just plain doesn't have to deal with this kind of poo poo."
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SpiritOfLenin posted:That's uh. Pretty un-Lobo. Especially the other picture of him there in which he is super scrawny. Why did DC even feel the need to bring back Lobo if they essentially just completely reinvent the character - they might as well have just created a new character. Never find out what they did to Amanda Waller.
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So America's favorite frontier hero is...a white guy named Tomahawk. 
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Haha, were there even Native Americans that weren't completely familiar with modern American culture and inventions in 1951?
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Sep 11, 2013 14:42
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Maybe he's a midget?
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Mojo is great. I love when he appears in Exiles and he's all "Nah, there's just only one Mojoverse." I have a soft spot for him because I started reading comics when he was like the main villain (or when those comics made their way to Finland which was like ten years later). That was an weird era. Longshot. Spiral. X-Babies. 
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Defiance Industries posted:I think all of Claremont's later work indicates he's no less guilty than Lee on the Creep-o-meter. Jim Lee's like a shoplifter on the creep-o-meter. Claremont is Pol Pot.
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Say Nothing posted:drat, how could we forget this famous cover and all it's variations. I always wondered what the hell Mr. Fantastic was doing with the ropes. Did the tangle himself into them accidentally? Did someone toss the ropes at him? Did the monster have rope? He doesn't even look tied up for that matter, more like someone lazily just wrapped it around him. Way to go, genius. And let's be realistic, we all know what the most homaged cover is DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Oct 6, 2013 |
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The first one is so badass.
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Well that's probably the greatest job in the world.
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prefect posted:You know what I really liked about the Amadeus Cho/Hulk days? When Amadeus figured out that the Hulk still has super-intelligence, but it's all dedicated to making sure nobody gets killed by his rampaging. Sure, he destroys tanks and buildings and geography, but people make it out alive. I thought he's killed like thousands of people, hence the whole "let's send him to space" thing.
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Honestly, Avengers would be a lot more efficient outfit if it was just Thor, Black Widow, Hulk, Iron Man and Hawkeye. There would be a lot of blood, screaming and bodies, but poo poo would get done.
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Metal Loaf posted:And the prize for "most awesome reaction to bad news ever" goes to... I think he had less of a reaction to uncle Ben dying 
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Kalli posted:Have some Spiderman panels. I picked up some issues recently after thinking of Maximum Carnage for the first time in twenty years, and man, there were some great faces in the early 90's:
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Either the colorist just heard "Africa" and ran with it, or I just learned that Doctor Doom is a black dude.
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Wait, hasn't Superman met like a billion Kryptonians and robots and poo poo from Krypton? I'm not basing this on anything I've seen but I would bet money on that he's actually visited it by time travel or dimension travel or something. What about Fortress of Solitude? What about Kandor, the bottle city with a million actual Kryptonians?
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BIG HEADLINE posted:Another panel in the same issue, where Frank's face is loving priceless: Next panel is "Marry me." right?
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