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Did the boot get dropped on its head by its drill instructor?
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# ¿ May 16, 2015 18:30 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 16:14 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:holy poo poo im losing it Spot the guy who got a sweet deal on his mustang with 25% APR
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# ¿ May 19, 2015 08:59 |
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Motor T guy from my old company love posting "I Love JESUS!" poo poo and these loving things: This one not once, but twice today: and this one yesterday:
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 05:45 |
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Anita Dickinme posted:Not religious but both of these are actually p funny, despite being years old. Yeah well imagine posting both without a hint of irony. e: Muslims in mandress with AR/AK. White Christians would lose their minds and someone WOULD get shot.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 06:39 |
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M855 is probably my favorite round to shoot.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 16:51 |
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not caring here posted:It's fine if you're shooting on Uncle Sam's dime, but otherwise it is a very low quality round. It's pretty much my go to when I go shooting on my dime lol. It's not super expensive and is 62 gr. I mean, of course it won't shoot as well as match grade stuff, but it seems pretty drat accurate out of my FrankenAR. I do have a Noveske barrel on it so that helps, but I'd estimate I shoot ~1 MOA with it*. vOv *I haven't shot at a known distance range to test this.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 17:32 |
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I have no idea if this is legit, but if so, omg lol: https://www.facebook.com/brunonumerouno/videos/10152540151601966/ I want to believe.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 09:09 |
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Mike-o posted:$5 a pack is what happens when some dumb gently caress agrees to pay that much, so then the muds know they can sucker all soldiers into paying that much. He said carton, not pack. I bought 3 cartons for $12. My truck driver got ripped off hardcore by some kid selling red bull on the side of the road in marjah. All he had was a $5 so when he negotiated for some red bulls for like $2 or something, the kid gave him the red bulls and took off with the $5. Then our convoy took off so he couldn't do poo poo about it. I think it was like 1 or 2 cans of red bull he got for that $5.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 03:55 |
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Honestly that sounds like a pretty chill way to do 20 years.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 03:39 |
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:kid in my platoon: It was a joke... right?
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 19:09 |
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Pretty sure I've posted stuff from the most outspoken ARE TROOPS 'MURICAH veteran on my Facebook friends list, but I might just make daily posts in here of poo poo he posts. Like this: USMC503 fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jul 11, 2015 |
# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 21:36 |
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Bolow posted:Don't farmers live in a state of perpetually bankruptcy and generally live miserable lives. My mom's side of the family are farmers, and yes. They have ~money~ mostly in the sense of they have a lot of land, but they pretty much poor as poo poo. Farming has a shitton of overhead costs. But yeah, my thought process was pretty much that the Prius driver, while likely being an insufferable douche, probably makes MORE money, definitely has far less expenses regarding work, can probably afford to buy food without performing ungodly hours on manual labor, and probably beds chicks farmer boy could only dream of.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 21:53 |
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This is the third minion thing he's posted in the last 5 hours.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 07:16 |
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I think you're a weirdo if you DON'T want a high end sports car. The big difference is junior enlisted are often actually dumb enough to think they can afford said car.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 11:46 |
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Apparently he drinks beer through his nose?
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 20:46 |
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So one of the grade A idiots from when I was in (you know the rear end in a top hat type that thought he was super cool, but was probably a certifiable retard) just tried to zing me on a 5 year old joke on facebook. New material man. Like god drat.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 17:11 |
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I crashed my car. That's literally it.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 17:48 |
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Soulex posted:Like he went "Hey man! CRASHED YER CAR!! LOL!" ? Cause if so that poo poo is indeed dumb Yeah it was pretty much, "How's your mustang?" I mean, making a joke about being an enlisted buying a mustang is one thing, but that wasn't what he was doing. And that would have still been a 5 year old joke lmfao.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 18:09 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Speaking of stangs. Maybe I should call up my boot buddy and see if he wrecked his new one yet. He's still eighteen. Yeah see this was the original joke. Only I wasn't 18, which makes it somehow worse. But making a crack at something that happened in tyol 2010 is just... I don't know. I mean I guess if he was trolling me it kind of worked, just instead of making me mad, it just baffled me how someone could be so incredibly dumb.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 18:18 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:yet here you are whining about it to a bunch of strangers. sounds like he won I get reading is hard but poo poo man.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 11:21 |
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I like to think about what if's. Like what if an 18 year old boot wins the powerball. Imagine all the moto bullshit he would buy.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 14:05 |
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I would run for president and say a lot of racist poo poo.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 01:52 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 16:14 |
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DaNerd posted:Once again I'm glad I didn't finish transferring to active from the reserves. The reserves are plenty stupid but having a civilian occupation seems to do wonders for the collective common sense. This wasn't really my experience. My leadership did their god drat best to cram an entire month's worth of stupid into a weekend.
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