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Dude should have gotten a Jaaaaaaaaaag. When's Top Gear coming back on?
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS CHANDLER I really, really want this guy to have some kind of scandal. Chandler can eat a dick. And even if it never happens, I still have one thing: I outrank him. 
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Snowdens Secret posted:At least shave a penis on the cat
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What hump?
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Enlistedmen. Enlistedmen never change.
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gleep gloop posted:Lmao yup. So he: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OYYen9-Y6k
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:they all died like heroes on normandy and here you are shitposting about them on the internet nobody cares what you think
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My problem was having no credit history besides student loans right out of college. USAA wouldn't even give me a credit card at first, ended up holding a capital one card with a $500 limit for a couple years before USAA was satisfied with my history.
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DoktorLoken posted:Does actually having a GTC and paying your balance on time actually affect your credit score in a positive way beyond getting dinged for non-payment? That's the deal with most corporate credit cards. Company pays the bill through whatever expense report you file, but the card can have an effect on your credit score.
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Reminds me of an OER they had pinned up on the wall at Armor school. It was a DO NOT PROMOTE for a 2LT who lost his weapon three times...in theater.
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gleep gloop posted:Had an E5 promoteable leave his M4, complete with sight, PEQ, grip etc, on the roof of a hilux and drive away on KAF. He either didn't notice or didn't say anything and just went to bed that night. The next day it was returned to his unit by the MPs, except minus all it's gizmos. Needless to say, he never made E6. Yikes. How many paychecks did that cost him?
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Anansi The Spider posted:I bought a Platoon shirt and a bunch of other decent shirts from a printing company. 100$ of fireguard $$ aint too bad, I wont wear it though, just the shirts that have non retarded designs. You are one boot motherfucker.
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elite_garbage_man posted:How many paragraphs are in a 5 paragraph order? Lemme check my pocket RANGER manual, one sec
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Cojawfee posted:How many stuffed animals did he win from army? Depends on how strong his Oedipus complex is.
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If rollovers were very rare, non of us would have spent time in HEAT trainers.
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:Oh nice, the humvee has so many absolutely insane variants It really does. This one is my favorite:  Tanker thinks, "Oh that's just a humvee blast it with .50 cal." Nope. http://www.army-technology.com/projects/losat/
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tuluk posted:If you want anybody to read your stuff, trim it down & only relate one embellished story per post. nigga hush, you just lazy
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chitoryu12 posted:I don't get why people are convinced that they must be fake. This thread alone proves that either the entire armed forces of the world is full of major bullshitters, or the military is home to the dumbest idiots on the planet and they often manage to get away with it. The Stinky Samurai isn't really any more fantastic than most of the stuff that passes scrutiny with nary a glance, nor is the "I dropped my weapon to avoid dying and they tried to punish me for it".
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My favorite medic told me not to ask him why he knows that spinal fluid tastes like bananas. He also had a funny way of telling people how he lost a finger.
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BM1 should have thrown Cletus overboard instead of the clothes and saved everybody a lot of trouble.
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Hell, I'm a high school dropout and the Army still took me. 
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vulturesrow posted:Anywhere on a ship. First deployment they busted a couple grinding it out in an F-14 intake in the middle of the night. Crew chief gonna get pissed at literal fuckery breaking the gently caress out of his plane.
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Dingleberry posted:Tell us more! This sounds like a much better story than Moral of that story: maintain your personal weapon, and don't get caught. If you're about to get caught, eat a bullet.
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Casimir Radon posted:There's some contractor here working on the network. He's wearing a multicam hat with a blood-type patch on it. Ask him how many confirmed kills he has and if he can "spike" somebody for you.
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sforzacio posted:A buddy of mine told me about how in his class at BAC, some dude jettisoned his poo poo too early and it fell through some other dude's chute, dropping him and paralyzing him. gently caress thaaaaaaaat "You still have use of two limbs. 50% rating."
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Affi posted:Right, you guys don't get to go home during deployment to bang your girls. Die in a fire tia
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Prodigal T-REX posted:valeyard Wrong kind of idiot. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3664287
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You just know he's Christian and she's pregnant in that photo.
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The one time he manages to get proper lubricant...
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Pennsylvania: The Worst State
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zombie303 posted:I know this one idiot who thinks that Krispy Kremes suck. I am eating one right now and it does not suck. That idiot sucks for hating donuts.
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ROTC is absolutely the short bus
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Oct 6, 2014 01:42
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Wallet keys phone smokes lighter. No bag required.
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Oct 7, 2014 13:02
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That vag wants to taste the curb
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Oct 8, 2014 22:52
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Just tell people your were in prison for four years.
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clop clop clop
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Absurd Alhazred posted:In Israel it is common for soldiers to wear their uniforms home. Some fast-food places will give discounts to soldiers in uniform. Also otherwise cops might look askance at your assault rifle, which you are also expected to carry home on leave.  
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That's a golden oldie. He didn't survive.
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