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Just popping in here to be an embarrassing fanboy. I played Barkley 1 secretly in classes at school and it remains the funniest game ever made. Your loving kickstarter pitch is the second funniest game ever made. You have my money and I'm looking forward to playing Barkley 2 more than any other games coming out. No pressure.
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It seems like a 2017 release date might not be out of the question. Have you tried working smarter not harder?
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May 11, 2015 07:11
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Bisse posted:No but we have tried Drugs. Have you tried Drugs. You should try Drugs. Have you tried new Drugs or new combinations of the old Drugs? ToG's has my favourite PR strategy by the way
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May 11, 2015 20:06
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ToG's must loathe the game by now and i hope that comes across in the final product
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Aug 13, 2015 05:57
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Gortarius posted:The Dragon Cancer that has a booth in the immediate proximity to the ToG booth. really hoping you mispelt "game"
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Aug 24, 2015 18:48
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Just to be clear, this isn't some kind of stealth release date where actually its planned for 11/11 of this year? I know you like to be clear, ToG xx
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Aug 25, 2015 17:03
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Stop playing Phantom Pain and get back to work, I gave you a small amount of money a very long time ago and I don't want any of you to have a moment's joy until I'm compensated.
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Sep 7, 2015 16:27
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Gortarius posted:I got through it a few days ago, it wasn't very good beyond the basic gameplay which is fantastic, if that makes any sense. After the first 10 hours you'll begin to realize you are just doing the same thing over and over again, and there isn't enough new gameplay elements being added to keep it interesting. I spent 36 hours before i had my fill of ballooning people with a dog Can you promise that B2 will just abruptly end without mention and have as solid female characterisation as Quiet-san? maybe a cyberdwarf doll with squeezable applebottom?
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Sep 9, 2015 22:31
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As a paid up backer I put my weight behind objectivist and homosexual gun's.
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Sep 11, 2015 00:34
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gay gun's should come with a stats boost though so you arent just throwing away all your gay gun's you'll be like "oh poo poo homosexual gatling gun of the mongoose" or maybe they can only breed with guns of the same type
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Sep 11, 2015 01:55
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Bisse posted:Our dear special boy Gortarius isn't completely useless. He's just about wrapped up the "Sins of the Father" quest line. It is a big quest in a remote location that involves many things happening at different times. It is a serious contender for being the best quest in Barkley 2 at the moment. Please look forward to it, ohayo gozaimasu. Can it please have a version of this appropriate song with B-Ball related lyrics since you have another 8 years to make this masterpeice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6wY0rT29zA arigato~
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Sep 16, 2015 10:58
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Gortarius posted:That's actually where the name for the questline comes from. *$12million CGI cutscene where X114JAM9 b-balls on a destroyed court with the ghost of his father* Dunks that kill, would you pass them to me~ With your courts so still, it makes me believe In Father Barkleeeeeey's sins Let me b-ball now and never die, I'm alive! *$350,000 CGI barkley steals the ball and takes the next verse* Stoner, feeds their blackened hearts And the slams, must be jammed, on corporate attitude Cleansing gun's, is the only way to repent Renounce, what made you *X114JAM9 screams NO! as Barkley does a chaos dunk but when the mist clears the court is back to normal and Barkley was never there* I tried to make it garbage in honour of GOTY(garbage of the year) 2029 Barkley 2
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Sep 18, 2015 00:15
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Have you considered selling JPEGs of Gun's for upwards of $900 to fund development?
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Oct 3, 2015 12:07
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Gortarius posted:Barkley 3 is going to be a model/audio swap mod for MGS5 The Phantom Pain. desperately requesting CGI cutscenes that pan and zoom around cyberdwarf's shapely applebottom
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Oct 3, 2015 21:42
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Sleeveless posted:Barkleycore has been a legitimate cinematic subgenre for years. My backer money was spent well, ToG
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Oct 4, 2015 14:23
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How long til we have an OP written by Derek Smart
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Nov 9, 2015 11:58
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It would be nice to get a serious response on the state of the game and its potential future that wasn't "lol its not coming out/its going to be garbage". It feels like everyone was laughing and joshing about it for years and then recently its started to wear thin and the smiles are brittle. I don't want a refund or anything and I'm not going to start going on about your duty to my quids, I'd just like to know what is the state of the sequel to one of my favourite RPGs; beyond "we have finished brainstorming affixes" type minutia. gently caress it, I'll wait either way but the ironic devposts and disconnected updates were only funny for so many years. Communist Thoughts fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Nov 18, 2015 |
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Nov 18, 2015 09:22
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starting a devblog 2 years after the release date is the most barkley thing iv ever seen sick fanart tho
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Nov 30, 2015 18:59
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I mean let's be honest, Barkley 2 already came out and was called Undertale. This terrible thread is just Dwarfnet.
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Dec 9, 2015 13:54
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It would be cool if this was a game, lets say you sit down to your computer and boot up Barkley2.exe and hey presto
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Feb 7, 2016 14:08
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This game is gonna make a relaxing pallete cleanser from the Dark Souls 4 DLC imo
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Apr 30, 2016 12:37
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so... realistic release date predictions? Mine is May 2018
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May 10, 2016 01:30
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Bisse posted:it's better if you all experience the game by playing it lol
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Jul 13, 2016 14:07
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this is what would happen if I kickstarted a game
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Aug 10, 2016 21:55
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Node posted:star citizen isn't out, at least not v1.0 Ahem SC will soon be v3.0 ~later this year~
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Aug 21, 2016 12:52
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Genetic Toaster posted:is They've been working on it for like 4 years with $120k between however many people. Thats $30k a year for the whole team, of course they ran out of money by this point if they were hoping to do it full time while eating food in shelter. The only viable option from now is to work on it for free while doing real jobs or hope that a million people buy that puzzler or this delayed-rear end game so they can work on it fulltime again. They can probably still finish it as long as they picked a good engine for a content packed action RPG with a revolutionary questing system...
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Oct 4, 2016 17:09
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FunMerrania posted:What's actually left to do to finish the game? The art seems somewhere around 50-75% done, the writing is at a similar level. Props to their pixelman for doing all the tangible work, without whom the entire process so far would have been jokes and a blog on gun's systems every 2 years. Everything else sounds pretty early days though and it was only a couple months ago they started figuring out what stats do and how to implement anything into a "game". Also from what I gather every time they add anything they have to wait ages for the update to spool up because they're making it in Fisher Price's My First Game Engine. 2018 at the very earliest is my guess on the release date although from what I hear the majority of work with software development is the last 1% so lmao jesus we're a while away from that. Unironically Star Citizen will probably release in some fashion before Barkley 2.
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Oct 30, 2016 14:24
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Diabetes Forecast posted:https://conzeit.wordpress.com/2016/09/10/barkley-2-dark-tower/ Apparently this is an engine breaking draft though, so 2d backgrounds break Barkley 2's engine confirmed.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:42
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When this game comes out overdeveloped and unfinished is it going to be more like MGSV or FFXV?
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Dec 14, 2016 12:32
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make my wish come true... all I want for christmas is you
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Dec 27, 2016 18:46
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We're 4 years in and the first sprite sheet has been fully completed. The promise has been made.
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Jan 13, 2017 05:17
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This game was my most anticipated game for 2014. Now I don't think its actually gonna come out, it seems like in all that time they got the basic movement and shooting and an absurd amount of gun sprites and still have the actual game to make. Props to Frankie for not just vanishing in shame like everyone else.
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Jan 22, 2017 14:16
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barukuri tsu is already out in japan, its been delayed until 2023 because they've got to redo all the female outfits and bump up the ages for a western release
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Jan 29, 2017 18:39
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Nice all the guns are (nearly) done, now they've only gotta make the game!
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Feb 6, 2017 13:04
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Take the help ToGsters
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Feb 7, 2017 11:12
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Improbable Lobster posted:I should probably play Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE no, do not do as i have done
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Apr 14, 2017 12:41
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Cheen posted:So Serious Update time: This is the exact excuse Star Citizen makes for why they haven't shown any of Squadron 42, the nonexistant single player game. This single thread is basically the Barkley 2 official forum and the devs don't even post here anymore except to make a joke once a year and then once every 2 years promise to keep people updated then forget to do that after one update about what the Strength stat does (it's how strong you are).
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Jun 11, 2017 12:48
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Lord Chumley posted:Beyond Good and Evil 2 will be out before Barkley 2. This is a certainty.
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Jun 14, 2017 02:53
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Beyond Good and Evil 2 and Star Citizen will come out before Barkley 2. Before Star Citizen we will have gotten an ironic blog post update though.
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Jun 24, 2017 12:44
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read the OP again; got kinda sad remembered the game is made in game maker; despair yet... understanding
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Aug 3, 2017 23:00
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