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Oh goodness. Thank you, Tale's of Games. Thank you so hard.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2012 21:00 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:28 |
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My reaction to this thread: [Wow][Good]
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2012 22:37 |
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This would be perfect if you could fit in the KS tagline. Not for TREND. Not for CORPORATE ATTITUDE. Not for STONER. Only true DOOM-MURDER HEADS.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2012 09:17 |
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MultiWerar posted:Yeah, that really was the best thing about the first Barkley game. Just how completely straight it was played. From fighting a ghostly Bill Cosby to a fight to the death (with Sweet Georgia Brown playing in the background!) with Michael Jordan. It is all played dead serious. I'll echo this sentiment. The whole of the game's writing is unflinching in its adherence to the game world. Barkley is the perfect straight man in this sense: he realizes just how ridiculous every thing is, but he still lives inside the world and is forced to comply with it all. In a way, it makes me think of Hank Hill and what makes King of the Hill such a good show.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2012 22:20 |
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Optimus Subprime posted:Maybe Tim Duncan would be down, his love for WoW and DnD is well known. I envisioned the Barkley sequel as a game called Slam Spirit Summoners where you allied with the ghosts of ballers past to dunk your enemies into oblivion.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2012 22:57 |
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DrManiac posted:So basically Final Fantasy 10 with basketball players. I dunno, I thought of it like Jade Cocoon. Really, I just want a game where my team can consist of Barkley, Shaq, VC, Blake Griffin, and Hakeem Olajuwon.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2012 03:12 |
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Even if Barkley did die on Necron 5, did his corpse survive intact? Because I would hate for the Shrekmono to be destroyed. That was the Duergar union leader's fey mood artifact; if he found out it was destroyed in the Epicenter of a Chaos Drunk he'll either go on a killing spree or fall into a deep, inconsolable depression and starve himself to death. Holy gently caress, I forgot about the Shrekmono. BSUaJ:G,COotHBS was truly a masterpiece. Philip Rivers fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Dec 6, 2012 |
# ¿ Dec 6, 2012 08:24 |
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Wow, the sprite making process for Barkley 2 is pretty impressive, here's a speed up version of 6-8 hours of work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGcyip_Yegw This is awesome. I really love the look of the game, it's both cartoony and very lively. Great job, fellas.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2012 08:38 |
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Spikey posted:That sounds like a really good idea. Maybe pair it with a "Get your art into Barkley 2" contest. Finally, a venue for my Shrekmono oekaki (that's "drawing" for you gaijin on board).
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2012 01:21 |
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How powerful of a Game'sing rig do I need to run TMRoTnn:EfN7-RoC:TOGotM-C2ofHBSG? My laptop (more like craptop, heh) is pretty weak, and I don't know if it will buckle under the immense weight and girth of this substantial vidrig.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2012 06:04 |
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I would increase my donation significantly if you guys could get Charles Barkley to narrate the prologue.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2012 01:42 |
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Non-denominational season's greetings, Barkley 2 thread. For X-mas, I received a pledge to the Barkley 2 campaign in my name. I come to this thread seeking reimbursement for my baka family's poor decisions, and compensation for emotional damages sustained to the tune of 5.000.000 yen (approx. $5000). I will be seeking litigation for this travesty if my demands are not met. Barkley 2 is a mockery of true vidcons everywhere, and it is a project that no true self-respecting nihonjin should be supporting.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2012 20:13 |
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Evil Eagle posted:5,000,000 yen is almost $60000 dollars. You are mockery of true vidcon gamers everywhwere. I don't work in degenerate American currency often, sorry. I guess it works that this pitiful excuse for a Kickstarter is performing well, because I will be paid my dues or else. I come from a long lineage of some of Japan's finest lawyers, whose peerless logic could shatter the frail mind of any typical American lawyer.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2012 22:50 |
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If it takes you $120000 to make 3 animated cutscenes, would $100000 get us at least one? Maybe an opening video?
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2012 12:57 |
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Chef Boyardee posted:Foreskin isn't doing anyone, least of all gamers, any favors. We just feel like it's time we lead the charge against foreskin in kart racer format. Is there a Grand Bris game mode?
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2012 07:23 |
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On my university's "meme page" on Facebook, I only post snarky one liners like "chicken fry" and "joke's". Warning: these memes are canon. Philip Rivers fucked around with this message at 09:34 on Feb 6, 2013 |
# ¿ Feb 6, 2013 09:19 |
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I want to see the next step in the Barkleyverse mythos. Who created the Space Ziggurats? What does Cuchulainn want with the dwarves? Why is negative b-ball energy so inherently destructive? All these; and more.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2013 02:11 |
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Queklain no Vengeant is actually the original Japanese title, and more importantly, the correct title. Who even localizes this stuff?
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2013 02:49 |
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But what if... This thread, is the real game?
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 02:17 |
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I Payed for Barkley and All I Got Was This Crappy Thread
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 02:24 |
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owl milk posted:what happened is they got enough funding to make the game way way way bigger than they first planned so even tho they hired another guy it's taking much longer than anticipated since they're still a very small team and want to maintain a high level of quality. the last update is an obvious indicator of that, where they finally finished the backend stuff after like 2.5 years and can now really work on content which is a very professional approach and p much the opposite of how indie games work. Also $120k spread out over multiple people and three years is not a fulltime budget so these people have other jobs they need to work.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 06:30 |
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quakster posted:Can I copy-paste the error messages from the old, crashier versions of Barkley into B2 for sweet, unique Gun's? It could be like Monster Rancher, where you could go through a hundred discs in one go, only to wind up with a green Suezo and a Mocchi with worse-than-default stats. Monster Rancher ruled and is one of those experiences that could never possibly be replicated today. The physical satisfaction of slamming a sick monster disk down was simply the best.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 06:45 |
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Do guns have alt fire? I think something that would be fun/weird would be a gun that shoots out bullets that hang in midair, and then travel towards a laser pointer when you alt fire. Probably too complicated but that's my thought at least.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 19:22 |
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circ dick soleil posted:Trump is a portmanteau of truck and pump, and Donald is Donald Stirling. Fun fact, Donald Stirling was the original Queklain but he probably would have sued ToG back into the Stone Age so it was a no go
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 07:15 |
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So did the fake interview happen yet?
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 07:42 |
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My, what big games you have, ToG!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 00:49 |
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A gun that shoots nothing. A banner reading "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME" scrolls across the bottom of the screen.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 05:07 |
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obstipator posted:a gun who has ricochet bullets that draw dots on where it's going to bounce and you get crits if it bounces off a wall before hitting. A gun that replaces this game with Peggle permanently.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 09:30 |
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I hope this entire thread gets put on DwarfNET
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 21:40 |
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The Milkman posted:I believe in ToG I Want To Believe
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 01:54 |
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The game... is out there.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:43 |
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i have boobs, but only ironically
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 12:44 |
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[Boo][Bad]
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 04:44 |
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[Woo][Rad]
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# ¿ May 21, 2016 06:50 |
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kikkelivelho posted:Quality over quantity friend In the case of Barkley 2 this produces a divide by zero error.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 21:55 |
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Basketba;; sports
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 19:07 |
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They could at least release a demo build so we can actually try the game.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 22:21 |
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Basketball 2k2023: The Ultimate Barkley Experience
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 00:25 |
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Is that the game where you have to match the little squares and triangles? I loved that game! I played it all the time when I got bored in high school calculus.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 23:40 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:28 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:You guys should talk to adult swim games maybe they can help you finish it theyve scooped up some other indies already The biggest issue as far as I can tell is that the crew is really really pushing the Game Maker engine to its absolute limits with the size and scale of this game. A production company could help if they wanted to port the game to a new engine (maybe not a bad idea) but at this stage of development it's probably sunk cost more than anything.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 20:16 |