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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Urgh, being in the EU is just like being a slave, what?

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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The Daily Express is the official paper of UKIP, right?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Mr. Squishy posted:

Scarfe of the week

I couldn't read the sign on the horse, so I squinted really hard and realized it's in french. So now I can't read it and my eyes hurt.


It says "Cheval avec sauce hollandaise" (Horse with sauce Hollandaise.)

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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cloudchamber posted:

Are you the dude who made the French election thread? Could you make a general France one? I'd be really interested to hear how the whole socialist nightmare thing is going.

It wasn't me sorry, but I could try making one, unless someone else wants to do it.

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Feb 11, 2013

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Strom Cuzewon posted:

Riddell is pulling a Kelly with the labels, right? The Tory right is trying to use homophobia as a weapon, but can't because its broken. Europhobia is the only shield they can use whilst killing Dave and Nick in their beds. Which they can't, because homophobia is broken and...something...something

And lasagna.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Jesus that Express cartoon is chilling.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Crameltonian posted:

This may be embarrassingly ignorant of me but who the hell is that meant to be in the last panel?

Angela Merkel.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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I'm pretty sure "Gun laws" here means "lax gun laws" and not gun control.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Also apparently having a bus pass is a sign of wealth?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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As a non-Brit, can someone explain the Henry VIII cartoon to me?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Wow I heard about that story but I didn't expect the Express to defend potential child molesters :psyduck:

Thanks for the answers.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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MIGRANTS CHANGE BRITAIN FOREVER, gee that doesn't sound sinister at all!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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mfcrocker posted:

Seriously, even if you hadn't heard the slur you can work it the gently caress out:

-let suffix = young
Niglet = young nig.

Jesus loving christ I'm surrounded by liberal assholes. Bell is not above criticism because he's nominally on our side. I'm not being unfair here, I've attributed no malice but handwaving it away as "obscure" is bullshit.

Sorry but the cartoon isn't open to your interpretation of "niglet" at all.

Firstly, there are no mentions of Black people, racism, race, whatever and secondly there is a piglet bearing the face of a white man named Nigel.

That doesn't mean there is no unfortunate lexical coincidence but it's pretty hard to see considering the context of the cartoon.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Cloud Potato posted:


Daily Express:



This is like the second time he advocates taking military actions against the EU.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Niric posted:

Why's there the mysterious figure hanging out in the bushes?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Cloud Potato posted:


Express:

Big News Sign!

I see the racism but I'm trying to understand the joke, "oh Murray will fight a Pole a day but we have to deal with Romanians all year long!" Those are two different countries, too.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Should name the baby Ukip, just in case.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

The Times' paywall is down




What's the context of this?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Ah so it's "two things happened", thanks.

I find this cartoon pretty disingenuous.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Cloud Potato posted:


Express:

Top baby names revealed in England and Wales. :ssh:It's actually Harry and Amelia.:ssh:

I imagine the parents' response in a sane world "This is a church you dumb rear end, not a comedy club for your racist jokes".

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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What's up with the MLK Obama cartoons about Syria? Did something happen regarding MLK or is this just an eerie coincidence?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Oh, thanks, I didn't see the link.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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What kind of old rear end tv is that :colbert:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Health and Safety regulations, those crazy EU loons.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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cafel posted:

Uhm, is there some kind of stereotype in Britain about the Polish all being plumbers or something? Because as an American, I don't get this one at all.

We have the same stereotype about Poles in France, pretty sure it's old though.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Forums Terrorist posted:

Rowson's also playing the Yellow Peril trick of "it's made by CHINAMEN so it'll SCORCH the EARTH and KILL your CHILDREN" going by the smoke.

It's a poo poo cartoon.

Not really accurate since he's also bashing the French.

I don't know much about Chinese nuclear industry but France has its fair share of nuclear safety scandals (what with it being the main source of energy for the country).

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Oct 22, 2013

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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That's the flag of Yugoslavia.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Why the gently caress do people hate windfarms? :psyduck:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Why does everyone look like a bald white guy in his universe?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Immigration is all xenophobes can ever talk about, it's amazing.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Cliff Racer posted:

I've given up on the badgers, they just aren't worth it because two lines does not a badger make. The birds are always nicely done (loved today's owl) and the foxes are at least recognizably fox-like.

Just to be sure, the badger's in the window over the door right?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Mr. Squishy posted:

Scarfe of the week

I've checked and checked again and this seems 100% bile free anhd I'm freaking out.

I'm not seeing the connection with Remembrance Day.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Clapham Omnibus posted:


(Also why are they in a graveyard?)

Maybe he mistakes foreigners for vampires? Would explain a lot.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Cloud Potato posted:



Yesterday's Mail:
"The EU has decreed that the UK should continue to pay ex-pats winter fuel allowance."



Granted I don't live in Spain, but I assume it's not that hot in winter?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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The Rowson cartoon is based on this famous caricature by James Gillray:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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This is the best If... yet.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Cloud Potato posted:


Express:

:byodood: "Are you scared of foreigners yet!?!?!?"

Is he saying foreigners are bringing Winter?

Edit: blargh I read it at "It's snow from the migrants from the east".

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Stop the boats.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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"Do you hate migrants enough already?"

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Dec 19, 2013

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Not only he is a racist but he is also a beard shaming rear end in a top hat! :argh:

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