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Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
take me down to the xcom city where the grass is green and the snakes have tittay

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Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
I'm going to also gently caress the snake tit alien thank you firaxis games

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
how do the snakes slither around on the floor with those big tittay

also can we have big tit centaurs next? please??

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
porn when?

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
me too

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

someone please flip his frown into a happy mouth, change the first line to "I like snake tits," and have the angel give him a note that says "me too"

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

Liquid Penguins posted:

someone please flip his frown into a happy mouth, change the first line to "I like snake tits," and have the angel give him a note that says "me too"

thank you

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
as the xcom commander I'm going to examine every inch of the globes

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
I want to kiss the snake lady and then have her destroy an entire squad of recruits then kiss her again.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
I'm so loving excited for xcom 2

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

winterwerefox posted:

The picture that had me decide to stop looking was a viper-waifu naked and pregnant :v:

Are you sure she was preggers?

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

Segmentation Fault posted:

Hey guys, hehe, what do you think it'd be like to be swallowed by the snakelady, hehe, I just think it's fun to think about hehe

Control Volume posted:

just lol if u dont want to be swallowed alive by a strong powerful snake with tits

this except I'm the tit snake lady

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

Vib Rib posted:

Given the reaction of this thread, I feel like the aliens could have conquered Earth a lot more easily with a slightly different strategy.

:regd08:

I love everything about this

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
5th class

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
Snake tits are the devil's toys and you may call me Satan.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
there is a lot of viper fanart now

gj firaxis

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

etalian posted:

maybe whole snake tits thing was just social experiment on the sexually warped nature of the gaming community?

Not a social experiment, just good business sense. Snake tits sell.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

Cythereal posted:

I will not be surprised if Firaxis adds a Viper as a cheat code hero like X-COM 2012 has at this point. I don't think they were expecting such a virulent nerd reaction to boobs intruding on their grognardy game series.

If not the mod community will let me live my dream of an all snake tit squad.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
dunk when

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
Indiana Jones will not be playing xcom 2.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
Snake tit lady even hotter in game. I like how she slithers on the floor.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
I'll probably spend all of my time at e3 today in line to play xcom 2 since yesterday it had a giant line that wrapped around the booth like the viper snake tit lady wrapping around a rookie.

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Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
I am very happy that president obama made it legal to marry the snake tit lady from xcom 2

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