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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

colonel_korn posted:

:confused: What's the context of this one? Someone just really hates Sweden?

Most Finns at some time or another, probably. (A simplified version used to be somewhat popular as a T-shirt at some point.)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Crameltonian posted:

The Middle East and North Africa count as White? I want to see European countries introduce this classification, our racists would have the most amazing fits.

Civilized countries don't use racial classifications at all :smug:

Related (map showing countries where the ethnicity or race of people was enumerated at least in one census since 1991.):



Obviously "not enumerating ethnicity or race in a census" is not the same thing as "not using racial classifications".

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Feb 18, 2013

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cheerfullydrab posted:

Isn't GDP a little 20th century?

The last time I've seen GDP used as a standalone figure by anyone other than Americans was some time in the mid-eighties when I was a kid. It's used quite a bit as a comparison figure (for instance, to show how GDP per capita has risen massively while household income has sunk or stayed the same).

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

System Metternich posted:



A map of Bouvet Island, an uninhabitated island off the coast of Antarctica that for some bizarre reason belongs to Norway.

I want to go there to see the sea elephants.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

How many foreigners has North Korea arrested for no good reason and put in buttfuck detention centres/how many foreigners has the US arrested for no good reason and put in buttfuck detention centres?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dr. Tough posted:

haha the minute that that map was posted I just knew that someone would bust out with something like this and try to argue that the US is worse than North Korea or Iran or someplace

Does that make it a less legitimate question? (Also we were talking about safety.)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Vegetable posted:

Why doesn't Canada get a colour?

I thought it's a Canadian map? I mean you can't visit Canada if you're Canadian.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lycus posted:

French is a Latin language.

Romance language is the preferred term I believe. And even if it isn't anymore it should be since it's such a nice phrase!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'd rather be looking at politically loaded maps.



Finland has two "main" official languages (there's more than two but I won't get into that now), Finnish and Swedish. Swedish is mandatory for every Finnish-speaking Finn at school and a lot of people are pissed off about that. Here's a map where red means a municipality with more Russian-speakers than Swedish-speakers and green means more Swedish-Speakers than Russian-speakers. White means "no information". Russian isn't an official language in Finland, by the way.

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Apr 6, 2013

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ras Het posted:

Gonna take a wild guess that the green/brown (weird colour) area has a larger population.

Well only about 100% of the population or something like that. It's a politically loaded map from a blog post against mandatory Swedish.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Looks green to me, then again my VDU is an Asus.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


It's so distorted I can't really make out the countries at all :(

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

a pipe smoking dog posted:

But yeah I hate those super distorted maps.

Well the distortion is kind of the point, it would just help a lot if the names of countries were on the map.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I guess we could just call up Benjamin Hennig and ask for one.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Riso posted:

I am sure it's very interesting but most of us cannot read it.

I don't read Russian/Ukrainian and I can't see all the text very well but jesus it's not like it's moon runes:



I'm assuming the arrows mean flow of capital to tax havens? (Virgin Islands, not actual virgins.)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Riso posted:

There's a headline, what does it say?

Pan-Ukraine. The subtitle is (probably) Map of the Ukrainian Empire.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Skeleton Jelly posted:

Yup, though for some reason Ukraine is just actual English "Ukraine".

The legend isn't readable at all, so can't help you there. But I'm pretty sure the map is about the amount of Ukrainians in each of these countries, anyways.

I thought it was just a joke like all those "Stupid Americans don't know anything about geography" maps with just Europe, Poland, Oil, Dirty Immigrants, and Here be Black People on them.

Also, maybe they used software that doesn't do soft italics and they didn't have an italic cyrillic version of the font?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Skeleton Jelly posted:

It doesn't really have any kind of jokes in any part of it so it would be fairly boring. It's just different countries sized up differently, with lots of kind of weird countries like Seychelles, Bahamas and Panama completely out of proportion. It's also called "Pan-Ukraine", so I don't really see any other option but something like a projection based on Ukrainian immigration.

Maybe you just have no sense of humour?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Skeleton Jelly posted:

e: also neither Sweden or Finland are really part of the vodka belt proper with beer really being basically the most consumpted alcohol drink while in e.g. Russia it remains clearly the most popular choice.

Russia is also one of the largest beer manufacturers in the world (probably even bigger a vodka manufacturer but still).

EDIT: Third largest, it seems.

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Apr 23, 2013

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ardennes posted:

Looking at most corner markets in Russia, beer has really taken over

This was probably entirely because of a huge, long-term marketing effort by certain foreign breweries.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm pretty sure there's quite a lot of restrictions in all of those green countries as well.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Teddybear posted:

I assume that they implicitly include "consenting adults" in the restriction list for green countries. Kinda goes without saying, otherwise it'd just be yellow and red all over the place.

When you think about it for a while I'm sure you'll come up with a lot more than just that, not necessarily the same in all countries (animal porn is legal in some countries I think). My point was that it would be kind of nice to know what kinds of restrictions the maker of the map meant with the yellow countries because I'm assuming they meant a specific kind of restriction (distribution? content? something else?).

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I don't want no Vulcans or Minbari making GBS threads up my neighbourhood.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sorry this isn't a map, I hope no-one minds terribly :ohdear: I think it fits in this thread and I found it amusing anyway:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Skeleton Jelly posted:

Considering the French people aren't a monolithic blob, it's almost as if these were different French people having different opinions.

So they asked different questions from different people?

EDIT: I don't know if it's based on surveys or some corpus of text.

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 13:24 on May 16, 2013

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kurtofan posted:

Farage commented on it:

"Nigel Farage, leader of the UK Independence Party, cracked to the outlet: “I am delighted that the Eurocrats have failed to crush national stereotyping, which is what makes Europe a great continent."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/14/french-france-most-arrogant-country_n_3274231.html?utm_hp_ref=world

Goddamn Eurocrats trying to stop generalizations :argh:

Read that as eurocats and I think I prefer it that way :3:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Plaguetalk lead me to looking up the plague in Finland and a Wikipedia article contained this nugget: "In Turku, townsfolk would throw out of windows onto the street the bodies of those who died of the plague and sometimes those who were not yet dead." Seems like a good idea though. (Unless you are on the street.)

EDIT: This was in the 1700s.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

Compressed Natural Gas stations for vehicle fuel. What are they doing in Oklahoma?

Compressing natural gas.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Smirr posted:

What's that long, dark stretch running north-south in eastern Kansas (assuming it's not just Kansas being Kansas)?

Reptilians. No people there.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

PrinceRandom posted:



Fun map made by a prolific, but rather random, mapper of OTL thing on the Althist discussion board.

Why is Sweden grey? It's had a few female monarchs.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

prefect posted:

Stealing this from the D&D pics thread, because I want to ask questions. :)


"Commie Federal Republic of Sausage Eating Krauts and Lesboes" -- was East Germany famous for having lots of lesbians? (I like to keep up with my stereotypes.)

Look up some pictures of East German female athletes from the era. Although the joke generally wasn't really about them being lesbos but them being technically men.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

Look at that bulge, it's nowhere near China. What's their justification?

They have the biggest army.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


E: I don't even know what. This is so vague.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

icantfindaname posted:

No, the blue cuts off at the Urals, which is the line between European Russia and Asian Russia.

Yes but they still speak Russian?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pyromancer posted:

No, English is awful, spelling is too different from pronunciation(and all those th and ae sounds, ugh) and verbs have too many tenses for no reason. Esperanto tried, but it's not much more wide-spread than Klingon :D

If someone really wanted to make English the Universal language the most difficult bit, as I see it, would be deciding which English.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

eSports Chaebol posted:

English does have fairly limited inflection (it's no Chinese though!)

Inflection can be one of the easiest things to chop off though so this is a moot point.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Especially on coastal regions, certain types of military structures in 'old' countries may have been in place for 100-150 years easily. Not that you'd necessarily see them in any great detail on a non-military map.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

PittTheElder posted:

Well sure, but (random example) if everyone in China decided that they were going to speak German from now on. They begin massive education programs to get everyone speaking the new language. Would there really be much of a loss of culture from that shift?

China might not be the best example of mass cultural changes not being destructive.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Vegetable posted:

It is impossible to translate between languages with the same meaning. At best you're doing a best-fit conversion and you're still losing a ton of nuance and indeed, culture. If you have any knowledge of another language, preferably one of a different family, you'll realise how obvious this point is.

A ton of nuance will be lost eventually anyway. That's why modern editions of that Shakespeare dude's plays have more explanatory bits than lines of the actual plays. Same goes for any language that's been around long enough, of course. Change can be gradual or it can be rapid but it's inevitably drastic. (I'm not advocating one way or the other, death is certain etc. so why bother?)

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