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kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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Oh holy crap, I didn't know these guys were stateside yet. If anybody's got a spare invite, I'd love one. kazmeyer at gmail dot com.

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kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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Got it, used it, now I just have to dig through the thread to see who I pass it on to.

EDIT: Sent to Specialist via PM. FatalTheGod should also have an invite code to kick back in, which will come in handy since there's a lot of people jumping on board.

kazmeyer fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Mar 16, 2013

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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My brother and I got our first boxes today and tried one apiece.

Boston Baguettes: WHY THE gently caress CAN'T I BUY A JAR OF THIS SAUCE RIGHT NOW

Florentine: Wasn't expecting much, but this was pretty good. Best dried cranberries I've ever had -- I usually hate the drat things -- and the pumpkin seeds were tasty. The chocolate is amazing, though, and I'm definitely looking forward to trying it in other mixes.

So far the only thing I've trashed, and I did it pre-emptively, was the Born in the USA. It just looks dull, and like something I could put together myself.

Next week I get Bonnie Wee Oatbakes. Can't freakin' wait.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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chunkles posted:

Hot Cross Yum
Delicious. Had this for breakfast. The almonds are amazing

Seconded. I tried this today, and those almonds were fantastic, and the orange-infused raisins very tasty (if a bit overpowering, pretty much everything tasted of orange). Also tried the Tutti Frutti, which was good, but largely forgettable. The pineapple was a treat, due to it being so different than the nearly candied dried pineapple you get everywhere Stateside, and the other dried fruits were tasty, but it's not something I'd get excited about if I saw it in a future box.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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Honeycomb Flapjack
Trip report: Saw Jesus.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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I was expecting Lightly Toasted Pistachios to be boring and an insta-trash after I tried them, but these are damned tasty.

Has the referral chain stalled out? I've seen a lot of people asking, but haven't seen a lot of people reporting that they were signing up.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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Tried Bonnie Wee Oatbakes and you can put me firmly in the love column. I didn't expect the onion marmalade to be quite that sweet on the first bite, but it was very, very good. Definitely see how some people might not dig it if they're not enormous onion fans though.

And I'm definitely going to try making homemade flapjacks sometime soon.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

'Cause we're the good guys.

Was worried I missed a box, but my third and fourth showed up today (literally one day after I reported the third AWOL). Since the best-by date is rapidly approaching for box #3, I splurged.

Smoky Gazpacho Dip: Really good. Tastes a lot like the Boston Baguette dip, and I think I like the breadsticks better than these little wholemeal slices. Still very good. Love.

Toffee Apple: I love their dried fruits. Dried apples are a favorite of mine, but every time I get a bag of them stateside, they always sort of smell vaguely of sour water. The apples in this were fantastic, and so was the toffee sauce. Love.

(Apparently I'm a sucker for dips, because every one I've gotten to try has been a Love.)

Brooklyn Bites: Pretty good. Didn't think my favorite thing would be the barbecue pumpkin seeds, but their infused seeds and fruits are always pretty tasty. Not something I want every week, though. Like.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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I don't know about the beef jerky, but they could single-handedly destroy the American granola bar industry by selling flapjacks over here.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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Jaffa Cake: Good mix. I love their chocolate, the orange infused raisins are very tasty. The hazelnuts were kind of blah, but together, they really did mimic the flavor of a Jaffa cake very well. Love.

Eton Mess: I've never understood the English fascination with blackcurrants. I still don't. The cranberries, meringues, and almond slivers were nice; the blackcurrants tasted like burned rear end. Trash.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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Oh man, I could murder a bag of the black peppercorn rice crackers. They really need to start selling this stuff.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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zerox147o posted:

If they sold boxes of just flapjacks I would be set on snacks for the foreseeable future.

If you really dig them, it's not hard to make a reasonable facsimile at home. It's basically quick-cook oats, butter, brown sugar, and cane syrup. The golden syrup they use in the UK can be a bit of a pain to find, but you can use corn syrup if you've got no other choice. It can be a bit tetchy getting the cooking time just right, but once you dial it in you can really play with the recipe. I did a batch of chocolate coconut flapjacks last night.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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notsowelp posted:

Are flapjacks a 'thing' in America, or are they a British dish? Like are you guys discovering what flapjacks are for the first time in your lives, because if so that's very :3:.

We have granola bars, but they come in two forms. There's the dry, low-fat ones that you could build a house with, and there's the over processed bathed-in-corn-syrup version that comes out incredibly chewy but somehow just as dry as the others. Moist, fall-apart flapjacks are really something new over here.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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Golden syrup is definitely what you want, and if you've got a Cost Plus World Market or Whole Foods nearby you can get the authentic stuff (look for the lion on the can). Failing that, if you live in the south, Alaga makes a cane/corn syrup blend that works pretty well. If you absolutely have to, corn syrup will work in a pinch, but the texture/flavor will be off.

And I highly recommend starting with plain flapjacks to start. They're kind of tetchy when it comes to temperature and cooking times; slight variations in either can deliver cakey, fall-apart baklava-like goodness or teeth-breaking agony. Once you've got the basic method dialed in, then you can start adding stuff.

(But honestly, once you taste proper butter/brown sugar/syrup flapjacks you just baked, you're not going to feel the need to add much at all. I put coconut in mine, that's about it.)

As for cutting -- when you pull the flapjacks out of the oven, let them cool for a few minutes, and then make your initial knife cuts. Depending on how long and hot you cooked them, they can set up like cement, so cutting out your bars while they're still cooling will save you a headache. Then, and this is the worst part, let them cool THOROUGHLY before you start digging in. If you don't, your flapjacks will fall apart and make a mess -- not that there's anything wrong with that, but a few extra minutes cooling will make a huge difference in the structural integrity.

kazmeyer fucked around with this message at 05:09 on May 27, 2013

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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Yeah, generally speaking, if you screw up flapjacks they'll still be pretty decent (and tasty). And I have noticed that more than a few of the recipes I've seen on the net have a lot of butter involved. My basic recipe is:

2 sticks butter
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup golden syrup
5 cups quick-cooking oats
1 cup shredded coconut

It's really important to make sure the sugar is fully dissolved (I heat the mixture until the bubbles begin to stack up) and that you don't overcook it, because they change drastically in texture during the cooling process. My brother did a pan of chocolate flapjacks which had the consistency of brownies while still warm and roofing shingles once cooled.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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They use a pretty wide variety of nuts and seeds, and it's all made in the same kitchen so if you swell up like a blowfish you might want to steer clear. You can see everything they have to offer without logging in, though, so you can decide for yourself.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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I'm on box 10 or so, and generally I get 2-3 like/loves and 1-2 trys. I've been trashing everything that I either wouldn't want to have again or is just kind of mundane (like unflavored seeds) so I'm never terribly disappointed in what I get even when it's duplicates. I've gotten a couple of the dippers twice, plus black pepper rice crackers and a few of the honeycombs so I'm not complaining.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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I've made flapjacks quite a few times. If I'm not mistaken, I even posted the recipe here in the thread.

EDIT: Yep, found it.

kazmeyer posted:

Yeah, generally speaking, if you screw up flapjacks they'll still be pretty decent (and tasty). And I have noticed that more than a few of the recipes I've seen on the net have a lot of butter involved. My basic recipe is:

2 sticks butter
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup golden syrup
5 cups quick-cooking oats
1 cup shredded coconut

It's really important to make sure the sugar is fully dissolved (I heat the mixture until the bubbles begin to stack up) and that you don't overcook it, because they change drastically in texture during the cooling process. My brother did a pan of chocolate flapjacks which had the consistency of brownies while still warm and roofing shingles once cooled.

Combine butter, sugar, and syrup in a saucepan, heat until the bubbles begin to stack up. Mix oats and coconut in a bowl. Pour hot mixture over oats and coconut, stir and fold to combine, press into well-lubed 9x13" pan. Bake for around 30 minutes at 350. The texture is the trickiest thing. These tend to come out less crumbly than Graze's flapjacks, and I haven't had much luck achieving that texture. But they're still drat good. Just make sure not to overcook the butter and sugar mixture, cool on a raised rack, and save yourself a massive headache and score the bars with a knife about 30-60 minutes into the cooling process. If you overcook them and don't score them while they're cooking, you can't cut the loving things with a lightsaber.

(Full disclosure: I haven't made these in a couple of months, so I might be slightly off on the baking time.)

kazmeyer fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Mar 10, 2014

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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Looks like Graze is going to start mirroring Naturebox. They're teasing a "big box" containing five large bags of snacks you choose. The honeycomb flapjacks are an option. :) They've also got some new snacks in the preview you can check out by opting in.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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They may be rolling it out in stages. For me, it's a new tab on the top of the screen between "snacks" and "deliveries." Right now I can't actually order one, but I can see the 40 snacks and make my selections.

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kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

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Here's the full list:

Antioxidant Vitamin E Nuts
Pure Apple Chips
Nature's Essential Nutrient Nuts
Sweet Mustard Ranch
Vegetable Power
Pineapple & Coconut
Honey Poached Pear
Texas Corn Salsa
Herby Bread Basket
Walnut and Vanilla Truffle
Vitamin E Defence
Carrot & Orange Chews
Strawberry Shortcake
Summer Berry Flapjack
Pumpkin, Sesame & Sunflower Seed Raw Bites
Lightly Toasted Pistachios
Spiced Apple and Ginger Granola Topper
Rainbow Vitality
Spicy Sriracha Peas & Corn
Honeycomb Flapjack
Punchy Protein Nuts
The Cheese Board
Brownie & Blondie Cookies
Jelly Doughnut
Chocolate Pecan Pie
Cherries & Berries
Scrumptious Blueberry Swirl
Tomato and Basil Pizza
Salted Fudge and Peanut Cookie
Mississippi BBQ Pistachios
Garden of England
Anytime Energizer
Oaty Berry Crumble Granola Topper
Super Berries
Natural Vanilla Seeds
Cinnamon Pretzel
Dark Rocky Road Granola Topper
Cocoa & Coconut Raw Bites
Cherry Fudge Sundae
Sour Cream and Onion Cashews
Chili and Honey Almonds
Smoky BBQ Corn
Triple Berry Smoothie
Strawberries and Cream Granola Topper
Cracking Black Pepper Cashews

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