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23 Flavors posted:I didn't watch the video, but I thought you could play as Peach in Super Mario Bros 2? Doesn't count, because SMB2 is just Doki Doki Panic.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2013 01:03 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 18:46 |
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/687530622/meme-tcg?ref=category Didn't the last Meme related game fail horribly?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2013 14:51 |
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Machai posted:Is that...the Pokemon TCG with meme-based pokemon? There are so many copyrighted things in that game, I highly doubt the creator won't get sued/forced to cancel the project even if they "redesign the game a few times because we felt we could be susceptible to lawsuits". The gameplay is like an exact copy of the Pokemon TCG with energy cards, trainer cards and evolutions to make your monsters stronger. I didn't even look at the rules. I saw Pokemon colours and fonts, pokemon cards, and images there is now way they have any rights to use (more likely get sued over). Brutal.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2013 15:11 |
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I don't have a problem with KickStarter being the new model of how TV/Movies are greenlit. Then I could actually see with my own eyes that people in fact do love terrible shows. You could up the $10,000 cap, and allow for companies to pledge product placements
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# ¿ May 8, 2013 21:09 |
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Fauxtool posted:whooo! in for $1000 Edit: quote:Some of the artwork for this pitch is currently being used as examples and inspiration for what the eventual artwork created by our artists will be. As the team finishes the final pieces, we will replace and show you exactly what we have and this should be on a regular basis in the coming days and weeks. I was close. Edit: Actually, I am pretty surprised that somebody who draws this stuff isn't interested in being in the project. Probably has been in failed project before The General has a new favorite as of 00:48 on May 23, 2013 |
# ¿ May 23, 2013 00:44 |
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Pastrymancy posted:Hahahahaha his top stretch goal is to turn his terrible anime game into a terrible porn anime game. For 500k, I'd draw my characters having sex. It's clearly a joke tier regardless. Edit: Doesn't look his art has gotten any better in a decade. Maybe even worse?
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2013 04:30 |
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quote:Kickstarter reviews projects based on our guidelines and the information creators share on their project pages. It’s a process we’ve refined over four years and continue to refine daily. We strive for fair and thoughtful policies that maintain the health of the Kickstarter ecosystem.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2013 07:05 |
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...of SCIENCE! posted:Some people want to buy the IPs that Atari owns. Not a bad idea in and of itself, but of course it's Flexible Funding so they get to keep all the money they get whether or not they raise enough to actually buy anything. quote:This campaign is raising funds on behalf of American Southern University Inc, a verified nonprofit. The campaign does not necessarily reflect the views of the nonprofit or have any formal association with it. All contributions are considered unrestricted gifts and can't be specified for any particular purpose. This seems fairly contradictory.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2013 05:47 |
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That drat Satyr posted:Since someone else was asking advice here, I was wondering - do we have any kind of Goon kickstarter help thread? I mean, something for like advice and constructive criticism for campaigns before they're finalized and posted up? SA has forums for tons of creative outlets. Odds are there are groups of goons in all of them willing to help regardless of KS.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2013 21:43 |
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Otcho posted:"Oh hi Kickstarter, I didn't see you there! You see, I was trapped in another dimension!" The moment anybody pulls this poo poo in their video, I close the window.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2013 15:06 |
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Orzo posted:The question is, can you watch this video without closing it? Actually, that could be a lot longer before I turned it off. I will take a montage of terrible over a singular terrible any time.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2013 15:34 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I get the impression that their approval process is a quick once over to make sure the project doesn't break any of the rules* and won't get them sued and their secondary process for vetting projects is 1) wait for a social media shitstorm and then 2) decide whether the project in question makes KS Inc look bad. If they get enough complaints of a certain nature they'll cancel a project otherwise they just don't care. One the other hand they might knock back approval for 50 tentacle rape games every week and the two we saw just happened to sneak through, they're notoriously uncommunicative in regards to how they run the site so we can only guess at stuff like this. I'm pretty sure the KS process is "Approve pretty much everything, because it might make us money." And "Only cancel things when somebody important runs a news story on it."
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2013 17:58 |
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mks5000 posted:I don't think there is anything inherently wrong with that, either. Kickstarters #1 priority is getting paid, and I think it has become apparent enough that tons of low quality projects are not going to make people shy away from crowdfunding in the short term (obviously long term has yet to be determined) It's only okay to do that right now is because there isn't really any competition. Should somebody release a less lovely KS, then they might be in trouble. As it is they don't really enforce the rules they have set out. It seems/is arbitrary, and I'm betting that eventually it will bite them in the rear end.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2013 18:13 |
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OrganizedInsanity posted:I'm surprised this hasn't been done before by at least conspiracy nutjobs. Would it be illegal to say, download this application, somehow automate the submission process and farm it out to people a-la bitcoin mining? That's how you crash servers and get nabbed and call it hacking. 20-life. Edit: Original post was stupid. The General has a new favorite as of 01:25 on Jul 19, 2013 |
# ¿ Jul 19, 2013 00:22 |
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isoprenaline posted:Oh gently caress her. No matter how crazy and stupid the poor bastard is he is human not an animal she can jam her "very critical lens" in the face of at will. I see that she feels she's qualified to do it, but fails to list any qualifications. Fake Edit:Oh, I think I might have found them. quote:I am a student at the Art Institute of Colorado and I take classes in video production.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2013 01:24 |
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Fatkraken posted:A THIRTEEN minute pitch video and the company logo and title screen take forty four seconds. Also the direction, camerawork and editing on the footage they have in the teaser is loving abysmal given that they expect nearly half a million to make this. I will say this, the narrator has a very clear speaking voice. Better than a lot of KS videos I see. A lot better. Edit: While I'm only listening to the pitch, goddamn. This is a real pro pitch video. The General has a new favorite as of 19:35 on Jul 23, 2013 |
# ¿ Jul 23, 2013 19:31 |
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quote:What is your status with Square Enix? I'm not seeing where the huge beef with this project is. These people seem to be professional enough. Or atleast sociable enough, have their poo poo together and in all honesty, after listening to the pitch I'm confident they'll be able to do something with their funds. Maybe not all the grand things they have planned, but something.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2013 19:45 |
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Packstand posted:Well they just raised $3,200,000 in one day.. so at this rate $32,000,000 isn't far off. This has been covered before and many times before. The initial rush is no indication of where the project will be in 30 days. I wouldn't expect them to keep pace of a million a day.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2013 19:52 |
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burritolingus posted:It's not even a huge leap as an adaptation, since FF7 was already kind set up as a movie, and you could probably edit cutscenes and footage from the game to make a coherent movie. That'd be a pretty good trick. Because FFVII is pretty lacking in the coherent story. Watching the Spike Lee pitch, I have zero idea what's going on.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2013 06:45 |
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WickedHate posted:Why do RPG Maker users even need money? The software is like $70 (#35 on sale). Money don't just grow on trees
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2013 05:25 |
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Tippis posted:…unless you cheat and get clothes with pockets, but that seems unlikely. Wait, if you dont have pockets, where do you put the wallet? Also gently caress wallets. I only take whatever cards I need that day. Usually it's just my debit card. Tried wallets in past, just lose them and everything inside. I also dont get the appeal of a giantass bulge pushing into your rear end everytime you sit.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2013 17:31 |
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DStecks posted:I just carry my wallet in my front pocket. I've never even started a car. I think I tried once when I was 10, but pussed out and didnt start it.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2013 17:44 |
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Cerevisiae posted:River City Ransom Underground has to have the worst pitch video I've seen to date. The gameplay footage looks good but everything else about it is awkward and annoying. Couldn't make it past him "surprised" by the camera. I really loving hate that. I'll take your word that the rest is terrible.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2013 01:19 |
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Cerevisiae posted:There's a part where he struggles to make an after effect appear. A part where he acts out stuff that will be in the game like punching for "fighting moves" including sound effects, him putting on an effeminate voice and gesture for "shopping", and "wearing" 8bit glasses. And a part with him talking to an NES wearing a bowler, monocle, muscular arms, and a mustache. That's about the point I shut it off and decided I didn't really want a new River City Ransom game. I went back. Because I am weak. You missed the part where two guys doing stuff pop in and play videogames with their new friend. Then a girl pops in who was "Doing nothing" being going there, doesnt like videogames, then horribly mashes buttons on an xbox controller. (Everybody else had Playstation controllers. I realize windows (probably) wouldn't care, but gently caress it annoyed the poo poo out of me)
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2013 04:30 |
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senrath posted:Given that their specs talk about being useable by a 250 lb adult? I'd say they're expecting kids AND adults are going to want to use one. The other week, I was flying down a steep hill on the back of a really sturdy trike. Going so fast with literally zero options for stopping without crashing. It was hilarious and awesome. Would I spend a ton of money on one of my own? No, but would I use somebody elses? Absolutely. Though the KS says you shouldnt use his thing with more than a minor slope.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2013 18:54 |
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Great Rumbler posted:I wish I knew what project led to this update to Kickstarter's guidelines: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/antonyevans/glowing-plants-natural-lighting-with-no-electricit No idea how it panned out though.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2013 06:02 |
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You dumb little bastard, it's a sailboat.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 22:44 |
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2013 08:32 |
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Pomp posted:
not gonna lie, wanna slap that face.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2013 08:33 |
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Maluco Marinero posted:I would've loved to see a side by side of that project with 'remote controlled paper airplane' to see how it went. Would cost quite a bit more, as you'd have to include a remote with it. It wouldn't be a fair comparison.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2013 18:25 |
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Why are people mad? "Help me make something great" And they made something great, and became billionaires doing it.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 03:54 |
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The block jesus is on should have manger written on it. It's not a nativity scene without a manger.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 06:44 |
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This is literally me with every USB port I come into contact with, whether I can see it or not. USB should have been bidirectional when it was released
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 19:13 |
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dijon du jour posted:The Boner-Be-Gone Belt doesn't seem like it would prevent an erection so much as force your boner upwards. http://www.maturemetal.com/ I dont recomment plastic ones.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 02:30 |
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GreenMetalSun posted:Can we pre-mock a Kickstarter? Is that a thing? This wont be an awful KS though? CAD might be terrible, but the book looks like a pretty legit product to sell to fans.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 17:40 |
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Never saw Siskel or Ebert make a movie. So I don't see why any critic should have to.
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 02:34 |
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Great Rumbler posted:Well, now, that's not entirely true: Huh. There you go. He tried and didn't do too terrible. Though I kinda feel that directing is more what I'm talking. Bringing everything together and pushing forth your vision and all that.
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 03:05 |
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Cockmaster posted:Remember that guy who spent way too much money remodeling his apartment with a Star Trek theme? These guys want to buy the place so that it might be preserved, but haven't offered any detailed explanation as to what they plan on doing if they should actually get it: Turn it into a nerd hotel by the looks of it. But $120 to go inside for 30 minutes. By yourself, and only the member(?) is allowed to take pictures.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 05:14 |
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Aferisan posted:all the comments are asking for refunds as if they're an established company that cares. lol. My favourite is everybody going "YOU LEGALLY HAVE TO GIVE US REFUNDS!" No, I don't think they do. From the looks of it, they reasonably tried to deliver, but lacked the business acumen to do so.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 13:35 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 18:46 |
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I forgot to charge my water bottle, and I forgot to drink anything for several weeks. Now I'm dead. Way to go HidrateMe.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 09:35 |