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DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Thanks. Now I feel physically ill .

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DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

...of SCIENCE! posted:

People pitched a fit because Dante in the Devil May Cry remake had hair that was like the developer's, so in this day and age having Garriot's self-insert in the game is going to cause riots.

I thought there every character was a Garriot self-insert? :confused:

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
There seems to be enough interest; maybe a better poster than I could try making a separate thread for the Sarkesian videos?

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Shorter Than Some posted:


I know Kickstarter checks each campaign before they go live so how do people get away with risks and challenges sections like that? I mean they haven't actually identified any risks or challenges. They've essentially just said it'l happen because I pinky promise.

Kickstarter may check campaigns, but it certainly doesn't check them terribly rigourously. Evidence: this entire thread.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
Jucging by some of the links in the comments, the Reddit MRA shits have found that kickstarter. I really hope KS have the sense to shut it down before it turns into a complete cesspool.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
I reckon there's an good chance of her cancelling the KS in a few days' time, claiming it was due to harassment, then shopping the story around to every news outlet and blog she can find in a bid for more exposure.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
The thing is, anyone looking at the comments page now will see a bunch of links to MRA Reddits and assume this is simply another instance of a woman getting trolled by misogynists.

MRA idiots ruin everything.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
My personal fantasy is that JMS will kickstart an HD release of Babylon 5 with CGI that doesn't look like utter poo poo. A man can dream I suppose...

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Jedit posted:

Wow, you have high standards. B5 was making extensive use of CGI on a TV budget nearly 20 years ago. That it looked as good as it did was a miracle.

I'm talking about the DVD releases. While the live-action sequences were shot on film in 16:9 and cropped for TV broadcast, the CGI was only shot in 4:3. Then the studio managed to lose the original CGI masters, so all that was left were the NTSC broadcast tapes! So when the time came for the DVD release they just cropped and stretched the CGI to 16:9. The result looks, well, roughly how you'd expect it to look, and is particularly bad on larger modern tvs.

http://www.modeemi.fi/~leopold/Babylon5/DVD/DVDTransfer.html#030421proof

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Waffleman_ posted:

You know, this got me wondering if anybody owned a patent for the wheel. If you did, I don't know how you'd resist the temptation to be the biggest patent troll of all time.

The evidence of prior art is sufficiently obvious that even the US patent office can see it.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

TheJoker138 posted:

His introduction to this video really sounds to me like he's saying the CEO is really, really angry that Dyack's involvement in all of these scandals is effecting their business, and this is him desperately trying to stop that. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if after this they continue to not get anywhere near their goal, we hear Dyack has been fired.

After seeing this video I am even more certain than before that Dyack is the one actually calling the shots at Precursor.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
That doesn't look much harder to

Alan Smithee posted:

If you were smart yeah, you'd pick GBHX or something. In practice a lot of people are going to pick the equivalent of 1234

Most combination padlocks are pretty easy to crack by feel - I'm guessing this will be too.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Next time I see anyone claiming that Kickstarter vets projects before putting them live, I am going to link them to that.

Like you say, she looks like she means well, but someone needs to tell her, "Look this isn't the way to do it. Just start a Wordpress account and type your heart out."

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Is that even remotely enough money to bring a brand-new phone to market?

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

DeepDickPizza posted:

I know most people are probably tired of this story as we ran it into the ground last time, but holy crap look at that website. She has a gamer girls store with really lazy gamer girl merch, including this beauty.

Yes, nothing says "innocent send my 9 year old daughter to computer camp project" like setting up a site hocking loving beer koozies. God, that women is awful.

Even better, that picture is clearly just text superimposed on a stock photo. I'm taking a wild guess that she's getting them on-demand from cafepress and that image is from their ordering page.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

monster on a stick posted:

3 Switch Revolving Decanter and Glassware





Also your product may be a complete piece of poo poo because nobody wants glasses that keep moving around.

Apparently it is important that everyone know this project is notgay:

quote:

This is what started it all. A very challenging piece to produce. Patrick had been working on this for many years when he was introduced to Brent as a possible glassblower to fulfill the difficult task of making it. It is a difficult shape to produce by hand and then Patrick wanted the glassblowers to add a conical foot to it while still hot on the blowpipe. Encolmo glassblowing takes a lot of skill. With much trial and error the project slowly evolved as well as Brent and Patrick's relationship as partners...the business kind.

:crossarms:

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Manifest posted:

It would take my shepherd pup about 2 minutes to tear that thing open to get all of the treats at once.

Not even that long. All it would take is to knock it on its side and get the lid off.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Zybourne Clock posted:

Since the launch of KickStarter, the word 'Wallet' is becoming more and more of a meaningless phrase. In the near future we will simply carry loose coins and bank notes around in our pockets. If any of those bills happen to have a bit of lint on them, then each individual fiber will count as a wallet.

I can't believe no-one thought of this sooner! It's like a wallet, but instead of a leather container that keeps your cards and cash conveniently together it has a piece of metal to rip your pocket seams and stab you in tender parts! Brilliant!

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

SupSuper posted:

Elementary My Dear Watson might've had a "typical" funding chart but it was posted everywhere that it had tons of made-up backer accounts, so it's hardly surprising Kickstarter took notice and shut it down.

Hey now. You can't post about that project in here without linking to the guy's promo reel.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Fatkraken posted:

It looks like the mice were leftovers from some OTHER experiment that didn't end up going ahead, rather than being bought specifically for this purpose.

Also, an acknowledgement in an academic paper is NOT COAUTHORSHIP. If you're selling authorships for $1000, sell actual authorships*, not just a loving mention in the smallprint

The design of the experiment seems a little weird to me. There's only one treatment (all mice in the test group get a cocktail of all the drugs), so it's not going to tell you anything about the contribution of each drug to lifespan. It smells like they're trying use the outcome of this experiment to sweeten up a grant application for a larger-scale study.

Fatkraken posted:

*no idea if this is legal, though I do know there are often names on papers of people who never wrote a word or saw the inside of a lab.

Also thank you for reminding me of why I left academia.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Midnight Voyager posted:




Which one is a sex doll? Neither! These are two actual human beings.

What? No, I refuse to believe.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

...of SCIENCE! posted:

She did some of the worst writing in Dragon Age 2, writes and acts like a goddamn Troper (gigglesquee), and was generally very public and open in embodying the things people didn't like about post-buyout Bioware.

'Gigglesquee' wasn't her, it was Sheryl Chee.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

AlbieQuirky posted:

See, you just think that because you haven't read the novel yet. Once you do, it will be like Uncle Tom's Cabin and win minds and hearts and, most importantly, justice for Mr. Chrisopher Wood of Titusville Florida, whom is serving 51.75 years in prison for a crime posible it is he did not comit.

On edit: Jeez Louise, and dude apparently represented himself and faked an affidavit that was supposedly from the ex-wife saying "Oh, that whole tying me to a tree and sodomizing me thing was my idea for an indie porno."

I honestly would read the gently caress out of this novel if only it were written in English.

Wait, wait. You mean that this pile of barely-readable :words: isn't just something made from whole cloth by a crazy lady, but is a fantasy about an actual rapist and his crimes???

DoctorTristan has a new favorite as of 23:23 on Oct 13, 2013

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Christian Knudsen posted:

J.K. Rowling is rolling in her grave moneypit.

I want her to meet these people in real life. I like to think she would react like Alec Guinness when confronted with that kid who'd seen Star Wars 100 times.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

the Gaffe posted:

As a random observation I'm always astounded how much money the miniatures community has. Like every project that has miniatures sky rockets in ways other categories simple don't. It's odd because it certainly isn't as big as market as say, video game players.

There may be fewer of them, but tabletop gamers are well-used to shelling out hundreds of dollars for their hobby.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Zaphod42 posted:

That game could actually happen, and at that budget. (Its pretty much just a glorified chatroom, and the art is lazy).

That said, the masses aren't exactly clamoring for a Jane Austen world simulator. :v:


:stonk: Nope, nevermind, they're just as batshit crazy.


That alone would be awesome, something MMOs need to incorporate more of. But... you ain't doin' that on 100K!

She's a former Second Life dev, so crazy is to be expected.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Naturally, being an iPhone accessory, this one is already 240% funded.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Paladinus posted:

Well, I'm sure the game is going to be poo poo. But the guy I assume is just a developer, so cut him some slack.

I don't see why we should.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

KiddieGrinder posted:

The camera remote thing is retarded; for the same price you could get a name brand remote and not gently caress about with a smartphone. Plus you wouldn't have some dangly thing hanging off your camera to get ripped off/in the way.

Plus any decent photographer is going to have at least a small bag of goodies to lug around anyway. If you're just a hipster douchebag and carrying JUST camera and nothing else, then just use your phone to instagram pictures of your loving cat.

The only way it'd be an actual good idea is if you could somehow see through the viewfinder via phone, now that would be handy.

230% funded.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

It's their second go at this project, it got posted in here the first time too.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Way to promote your own dumbass kickstarter, dude.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
Hahahahahaha

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Someone change this so he's flipping us off.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

BloodWulfe posted:



I wanted to use "happy businessman in thumbs up gesture" or "satisfied businessman in ok gesture" instead, but those stock images cost money.

Yesssss

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

IGG's Terms and Conditions straight up tell people that they assume absolutely no responsibility or culpability for any of the projects on their site:


However they do have foolproof safeguards against scammers:

Problem solved! :downs:

Of course, they used to make rather loftier claims:

quote:

Indiegogo has a comprehensive fraud-prevention system to protect our users. All campaigns and contributions go through a fraud review, which allows us to catch any and all cases of fraud.


https://web.archive.org/web/20130911201538/http://support.indiegogo.com/entries/20501033-How-Does-Indiegogo-Deal-With-Fraudulent-Campaigns-

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

TetsuoTW posted:

You could back this for US$60 and get a razor, or get an almost entirely identical one for half that.

I'm pretty sure that's because the kickstarter one is a Chinese knockoff of that very Merkur razor that they're importing/reselling at ludicrous markup. Expect some fallout in ~3 months when the chrome flakes off and they disintegrate into a heap of rust.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Rosalind posted:

I guess if I were traveling or in a situation where I didn't have a dry erase board, being able to have something I could pull out and write on would be nice.



* Portable!Available in a wide range of sizes - fits in your pocket or covers your coffee table!
* Compatible with all writing implements! Pen, paper or paint - you can use it with NoteBookŪ!
* Fully recyclable!

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
In an uncharacteristic display of sense, Kickstarter has now suspended it.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Elysiume posted:

Can't you not decrease/cancel your pledge if it would bring it from succeeding to not succeeding within some set time of it ending?

Last 24 hours, and yes. It's caused some drama in the past when someone typed '10,00' into the box instead of '10.00' on the last day, so ended up backing for $1k instead of $10. This pledge took the project from unfunded to funded, so he couldn't cancel his pledge.

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DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Alan Smithee posted:

you got a link to this?

Also if you're going to play KS chicken you should use a bad card or something

Turns out it was even funnier - 95 became 9500!

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/09/29/n.../m+UqVpmeI0gg==

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