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xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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RizieN posted:

Oh hey just cruisin through the new thread!



I will see your motorcycle and raise you a bathtub good sir.

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xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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nsw that...

xxEightxx
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BANME.sh posted:

Pre-fab cabinetry. But they could have removed the knobs and filled the holes with something to make it less obvious.

My condo has an unusable cabinet door tucked away beside our stove as well.

Maybe at one point it held a gas stove that needed access to the underlying components?

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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PainterofCrap posted:

It's missing little red & green nubs that slide into those grooves to set the time.



I may have some :getin:

Different type of timer, the prong things on the outer part are movable, and you flip up the range you want it on, and leave down the range you want off. I use these extensively because gently caress if you don't lose those little plastic things eventually.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Bored posted:



Came up under "Romance Novel Covers".

This almost seems like some King of the Hill homage.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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You are a dick I thought there was a gnat on my phone

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Super Waffle posted:

A color you can physically never experience. Its like trying to imagine a 4-D object, your brain is literally unable to comprehend it

Unrelated picture:



We are all literally 4d objects.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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haveblue posted:

In addition, way back at the dawn of DVDs, not every disk went to the menu when you put it in- some of them would go straight into the movie and you had to press the menu button on the remote if you wanted to do anything other than watch it straight through from the beginning. So the box had to tell people used to VHS that all those fancy menus existed and that they should go play with them and feel like they were getting their money's worth.

I just checked my copy of Blade Runner (one of the first DVDs ever released) and not only does it list the menus as a special feature, but also chapter select :stare:

Ive have a few dvds like that, back when they were new and they were very crude vhs to dvd ports, none of this fancy "digital remastering" poo poo you kids and your internet get to have these days. Where's my prune juice.

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Mar 5, 2010

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Mar 5, 2010

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Picnic Princess posted:

She looks like Liv Tyler on the right.


I just can't unsee floppy noodle ankles on the one guy, especially thumbnailed.



Reminds me of the Ali G movie

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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MagnumLode posted:

I think they take the sample from your body, not your head.

They can definitely test your hair.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Vicas posted:

I remember that episode of the Twilight Zone

You mean the one where the pig nosed people attacked?

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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My Lovely Horse posted:

The connections are hand-assembled. Clearly they didn't waste their time with any of those jack-of-all-trades "cable craftsmen". You need specialists for every component if you want to do this right.

I was looking for some picture i think was from old thread, or something that listed audio cables for like $5,0000 because they had diamond dust and poo poo. Couldnt find the picture on the interwebs, but i found this instead, which is equally hilarious.

http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-K2...old+audio+cable

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Tiggum posted:

That happens a lot with stuff that's only available from third-party sellers. They use bots to set the prices automatically, so the person selling the new one has a bot set the price to the top price for a used one plus 20%, but the person selling the second-hand one has a bot set the price to 95% of the price of a new one, so if the second-hand one starts at $10 then at the first change the new one becomes $12 and then the second-hand one goes to $11.40 which makes the new one cost $13.68, etc. and the people who make money reselling a bunch of stuff that way don't check on all their products very frequently so it just keeps going as often as they have their bots set up to check it.

You also get people who offer something for sale that they don't have on the basis that they can buy it from another seller when they need it, so their price is automatically set to be just a bit higher than the one they're going to buy and sell on, but if two people try that same trick on the one product then their bots can end up competing with each other and drive the price way up.

I thought it was a pure troll because the comments were so masterful

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

gently caress, I'm in the wrong line of work.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Boinks posted:

Gotta blow before you get in bed :smuggo:

Hah!

Boinks posted:

Gotta blow before you get in bed :smuggo:

poo poo like this is why this is my favorite thread in sa,

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Fucknag posted:

Don't worry, baby, I brought my PowerGlove.

What do you need her for then?

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Red_Museum posted:

Quality photoshop right there


I've seen this a few times in other less noticeable areas, I thought it was a parody of the zack galafakinakis skit on snl last week where he did something similar with John Hamm.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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for the non drug inclined what am i looking at?

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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muike posted:

A pancake. Literally a tiny pancake, flapjack, griddlecake, grannytits, batterfry, roadkill scrotum

Oh that is flour, not some drug. Neat.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Hydrolith posted:

:siren: WARNING: do NOT attempt to google this, in the hopes of it actually being a slang word for "pancake" :siren:

rear end in a top hat, what do you think I just did. Thanks.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Tardcore posted:

Man, if you had to search that I don't even think we should tell you about blue waffles.

Sometimes I really hate you guys.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Zelder posted:

How have you never heard that joke? I refuse to believe there are that many people in this thread who didn't go to middle/high school. Hey, anyone want to join the Pen 15 club?

I went to middleschool\highschool in the 80s and early 90s... and there was definitely no blue waffles back then.

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Mar 5, 2010

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mobby_6kl posted:


In this Jan. 11, 2008 photo, eagles await transfer to a warm U.S. Fish and Wildlife warehouse after being rescued from the cold in Kodiak, Alaska. They were among 50 eagles which dove into the back of an uncovered dump truck full of fish guts and became too wet to fly away. (AP Photo/Jay Barrett) #

I don't think this glorious animal could have proven itself more worthy of being our national bird.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Gabriel Pope posted:

That's a pretty good likeness of Courteney Cox.

That is a great pre-nose job Jennifer Anniston

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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That was my favorite hotdog place before it closed. It is also the hotdog seen flying in the intro to la story, the timeless movie that can teach and non los angelino what la is all about.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Is there a translation?

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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I thought the bagel thing was some wierd homophob thing, for anatomical reasons. Being a bagel myself there is probably a reason I didn't even think about it as a slander on jews.

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Mar 5, 2010

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Ishamael posted:

I believe the guy posted a followup picture of the dog having puked everywhere after he forced it to eat some hydrogen peroxide.

Isn't that a louis ck skit,

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Where is the hitter in this?

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Totally Reasonable posted:

Please don't post my picture online.

That's totally reasonable.

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Mar 5, 2010

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Pope Mobile posted:

He's just trying to see what it's like to be a woman with large breasts and end up with back problems.

Yea but what is the pendant for?

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Mar 5, 2010

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Surely that should be written as "perform fellatio on him"?

The true crime here is against the English language!

I hate law school exams. I would alwasy obsess over things like why the "C" in college is capitalized, or why Johnny sucking his own penis is something to be concerned about, and then work myself up into a frenzy that I had missed something because, you know, every thing in a law school exam is there for a reason.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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John Big Booty posted:

Jonny did not suck his own penis.

Couldn't help myself.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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Looks like lady gaga's men's line has finally come out.

xxEightxx
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PlantRobot posted:

Wait, so terrifying a dog doesn't help the crops grow? Let me just put away my vacuum cleaner then.

No you are supposed to eat the dog.


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Mar 5, 2010

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xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

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particle409 posted:

I immediately recognized what was going on, but didn't start laughing until I really thought about it, and what was possibly going through that guy's mind. Did he pick up that bronzer at Home Depot?

He is clearly taking a piss, he is not built at all.

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Fabulist posted:

300 minutes is only five hours, a vagina can handle five hours of sex in a 24 hour period. If they've been doing it for a while, they probably wouldn't even have any soreness. A vagina that is used to intercourse, anyway. I really hope they didn't stick any newbies in the "100 men a day" section.

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