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Jasta posted:Holy poo poo, I need to have that poster! Those were those paper mats they put in trays at fast food restaurants, and I'm pretty sure this one was for McDonald's. Those hands are definitely not his.
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Megaspel posted:How did he get the ball to bounce at the right time and take the photo? He must have had help. 
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PainterofCrap posted:It's missing little red & green nubs that slide into those grooves to set the time. TShields' looks more like you're supposed to turn the lights on, then line up the dial with the arrow just below the top screw to set when they're to be turned off. That way you're not wasting electricity between sunrise and whenever you'd get up. My parents' house used to have something similar before they installed the light sensors instead.
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Lazlow posted:Eleven years of fundamental Baptist schooling here, I got this. Pull up a chair, children. I'm curious how this factors in the dinosaurs that were the size of turkeys or sheep, or why something as large as an elephant could live, but this is neither the time nor place. Here have an image about evolution instead: 
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Apr 26, 2013 21:55
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Obviously you put the dragon dildo in the dragon Fleshlight™. Christ, guys, don't make this weird!
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Picnic Princess posted:I always thought the sun looked white. Please check your sun privilege. 
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Stiggs posted:
I love the center-left guy who is just so loving stoked to have syphilis. 
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Jun 6, 2013 15:49
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Twice as many fucks to not give. 
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Jun 28, 2013 01:28
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DontMockMySmock posted:ahahaha holy poo poo. I come from the red zone so imagine my surprise that not only is there such a thing as a liquor drive through (how is that not illegal), but also that they are sometimes called "brew thru." Not only do we have drive-through liqour stores here (northern Louisiana), we have drive-through daquiri stands. You can buy a fully-prepared blender cocktail in a styrofoam cup and in order for it to be legally considered a "closed container," there's a piece of clear tape over the straw hole. The straw they give you is also taped to the side and that has to be intact. About 99% of the people who use these places just use a different straw and put the tape back when coming up to a traffic stop.  e: content. An example of one such establishment. 
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prefect posted:You can probably drink one daiquiri and stay below the legal limit, right? 32 ounces of a drink made primarily of 80 proof rum? That would put me and most of the people I drink with well over .08.
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fleshy echidna posted:What the gently caress? This is the second time I've seen the term "gender fluid" in pyf. What is this mysterious substance? It's the idea that a person's gender expression isn't solid and that, from day to day, they could identify as male, female, neither, inbetween, or any of a number of other options. Since the person is multiple systems, I don't know if this means that their headmates are all different genders or some of them are gender fluid and some are trans and some are androgyne or what and oh my god I was in the weirdo internet loser clique when I was a stupid kid but I never encountered this much crazy bullshit. 
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Aug 15, 2013 11:51
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Kakairo posted:Why are they anti-Brain Age? Is sudoku singletist? Why are there two "t"s in singletist? The blog is called "This is Intelligent Privilege," so clearly the icon is meant to illustrate how evil smart people are. Down with the cis-centric heteronormative ableist singletist anti-magic intelligent patriarchy!  
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Cage posted:I hate this picture because the owner is a dumb jerk that didnt carefully introduce the animals, or shouldnt have done it at all and the dog was hurt because of it. How the hell would a dog know what a hedgehog is? Clearly it was a Nintendo household, and that's just downright abusive. 
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I mean, what would you even DO with a mist rake? I don't even think you can rake that poo poo.
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Nothing's stopping you now, champ!
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Boiled Water posted:Is this a unisex bathroom or passive agressive tumblr trans* poo poo? You see, because of the paper trapezoid, some unsuspecting rube will wander into the gentlemen's lavatory instead of the ladies'! A bit of ribald fun, old chap, and not something to get your panties in a knot at the fear that someone on tumblr might be making some hollow gesture about some minority or another.
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Nov 23, 2013 01:18
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Yeah it would take 'nads of loving titanium to be able to eat turkey, bacon, and delicious seafood! 
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Rhyno posted:Post a picture of yourself eating a loving tentacle. I don't have pictures of me eating it, but this poo poo right here?  This is the loving joint right here. In other words: 
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"Wir suchen dich" isn't pronounced anything even close to "we're suckin' dick" if that's what you're thinking. It is a stretch. Thank you, Something Awful Forums user Bertrand Hustle, for reminding us how we shouldn't be laughing at foreign words that look like dirty words in English, regardless of how they're natively pronounced.  I'll stop laughing at this picture immediately. Thank you for your assistance! 
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El Gallinero Gros posted:This begs the question: Is there a dude equivalent of Duckface? It's called "blue steel." 
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cowboythreespeech posted:Is... is this legit? Having lived in the south until I moved to New York at the start of winter, I can confirm that people down there will lose their goddamn minds over every little bit of winter weather. People just roll with it up here, but down there I've had my university close in 52ºF weather because light snow flurries started coming down and they were shutting down the bridges. Stay the gently caress off the roads down there.
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cowboythreespeech posted:That's ridiculous. I have snowpiles taller than me here, and have for months. My car has been literally buried in snow. I chipped off an inch of snow that was coating my entire car (to go to the beer store...). It's not that hard to drive in the snow? Like, I realise they don't have many plows/salt trucks down there, but... just drive like you would in a really lovely downpour. In closing, Plows and salt trucks make all the difference, and they basically don't exist in the south. I've driven to work in a foot of snow up here, but in the south I've been home stuck for an entire day because the city closed all the roads out of my neighbourhood for an inch of freezing rain. None of that is an image and a subtropical climate's inability to deal with freezing weather is only mildly funny. 
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dpack_1 posted:Why don't they hook up a little thing at the break away line that blares an obnoxiously loud siren when this happens so that people leaving might realise they've done something retarded? They would just drive away faster. 
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Mar 15, 2014 21:16
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You're right, images are only funny when they're real!
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ColHannibal posted:And Nebraska! and onion powder, and garlic powder, and Worcestershire sauce.  
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mng posted:Coke, whiskey, nun-chucks, heroin, skull, hand prints, door, giant lamp... the guy has it all. AND THEN loving JESUS FUCKS HIS poo poo UP Honestly it would be pretty cool to have a fresco of the world map. It would open up a lot of options to help you coordinate the skull with the rest of the room.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:It's not a map. You can pretty clearly make out Brazil, Argentina, Chile, the northern coast of Canada, Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, Great Britain, Ireland, and that penis which I think is made up of Sweden and Norway, or like Finland or some poo poo. Two of those viking countries. None of them are particularly accurate, in shape or relative location, but you can make them out pretty well.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Wait, are there two versions of that image? Or the Busey one is zoomed out or something?} Yeah the Busey image is the uncropped version b/w Busey heads.
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Kanfy posted:If you know what the word means, chances are you're not going to be that offended by it. No, it's a straight up genre of anime porn. Some of it is just romance, and some of it is softcore, but at the end of the day "yaoi" just means girly dudes fuckin'. Probably a senpai or two in there for good measure.
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Mezzanine posted:I miss that fad (meme?) that came around a couple years back where you could identify sets of characters like this: just minimalistic horizontal lines. Anyone have any of those left around? It was a couple of front page articles on this very website!
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The Sezza posted:Okay, I get that it would be because 'they spent the night together and then ate together in the morning before parting ways' but that's such a weird implication. If you saw two people eating breakfast would you really read that much into it? The 50s were so prudish you couldn't even show married couples' bedrooms with a single bed because god forbid anyone think a young married couple was boning! Television Standards & Practices censorship has always been more than a little weird.
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