Funny Pictures XIII: The chain mails of tomorrow, today!

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Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Now I know that there actually are lighthouses in Missouri. Thanks for nothing, funny picture thread.

http://www.unc.edu/~rowlett/lighthouse/mo.htm

# ¿ Mar 21, 2013 03:55

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 21:38

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

menino posted:

Is this porn? If so, I've been waiting all my life for this.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2013 00:41

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Clearly you live above a kidnap/murder hole. Listen for screams next time you flip those switches. Chances are there's snuff videos after the first few minutes on the tapes.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2013 22:34

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

I'd guess it would start as someone wanting to fix children's cleft lips and repairs crash victims faces, but those things don't pay the bills like plastic breasts.

My guess is it starts as someone wanting to make as much money as possible but they'd rather be touching tittays than anuses.

Now I can't remember why I thought art school was a good idea.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2013 23:37

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

veedubfreak posted:

Her tits are even more lopsided than her eyes.

And her shoulders... and hair...

# ¿ Apr 24, 2013 19:09

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

pageerror404 posted:

I always feel bad for the next Dorothy in line.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2013 19:40

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

NorskHotDog posted:

So am I the only one that thinks it is some chicks cleavage and not a butt?

You just blew my mind, that hadn't occurred to me for a second. I don't know which is right but I'm going with your version.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2013 20:57

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Mu Zeta posted:

# ¿ May 31, 2013 18:05

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

PainterofCrap posted:

More God-knows-what in West Philadelphia.

That's part of a series by graffiti/street/sign painting/gallery artist ESPO. I think that's one of his love letter things. He also did some great stuff in Coney Island and a mural project in Belfast.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2013 19:29

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I thought it was the altar covered in fancy glass dildos.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2013 01:37

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

SplitSoul posted:

Oh yeah? Pop quiz, hotshot:

I hope it's called The Bible Thumper.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2013 04:57

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
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The wanton stings and
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Captain Trips posted:

There are two television addresses that I can still recite by heart to this day. Scruff McGruff is one of them. The other:

PO Box 963
New York City, New York (state)
1-0-1-0-8

Catalog
Pueblo, Colorado
(Maybe a zip code I can't remember)

poo poo things were boring back then.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2013 04:57

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I just saw this at a homeless bookseller's table:

I might have to go back and buy it.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2013 20:57

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

The sign says something about Moran jokes losing their appeal.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2013 21:52

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
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The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

President Ark posted:

Will 7uck goats for money?

It looks like he's taking handwriting cues from the fender guitar logo

# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 04:12

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
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Iron Crowned posted:

In areas where you see a lot of them

I had no idea there were areas where $2 bills were common

# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 19:54

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

# ¿ Dec 29, 2013 02:03

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

The only funny thing about football is that picture with two players hugging and the other guy's shirt says Gay.

That's it.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2013 05:38

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I was picking up a few things from the Chinese dollar store by my house when I fell in love with this guy:

Pretty self explanatory, but yeah that's a wind-up fat baby with a necktie and tattoos, looking shocked at the size of the PBR he's wheeling along. Not bad for $1.50.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 01:57

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Tooter posted:

Where did you get this? I must have it!

It was just a generic dollar store full of knockoff junk. I must have don't a double take when I saw it by the cash register!

Bonus fat goon rear end:

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 03:13

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I'm not a swimmer so take this with a grain of salt, but I guess the joke is there's a wet floor sign floating on a pool surface, which is naturally wet, since it is water. Just guessing.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 22:23

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Thanks for reminding me of this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InR7tip2Izk

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 01:14

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Ariza posted:

It looks like it burned his chest. Or it was really tight, but I'm going with burns.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 19:59

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Bonk posted:

I'm happy for Canada, but the funny part about this is that most people don't even care that the game even happened.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 21:19

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Scarf posted:

Got the same result for Nirvana, proving this site is bullshit as it should have been heroin.

you mean "throw back one shot of lead"

# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 23:45

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I did an image search for Gimp DaPimp which was a huge mistake, but then this picture appeared and washed the pain away

# ¿ Mar 16, 2014 20:30

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2794/rum-sodomy-and-the-lash

quote:

Rum, sodomy, and the lash: Did the Royal Navy supply ships with "peg boys" for sex?

I�ve seen peg = �copulate� in a 1902 slang dictionary, and it�s easy to believe the expression was common long before that. But the earliest usage of peg boy cited in the Oxford English Dictionary is from Playboy�s Book of Forbidden Words by Robert Anton Wilson (1972), perhaps not the most reliable source. Wilson writes: �A �peg-boy� is a young male who prostitutes himself to homosexuals; �peg-house�, a homosexual brothel. There is an unsubstantiated story that boys in East Indian peg-houses were required to sit on pegs between customers, giving them permanently dilated anuses.� Whatever you say, Bob.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 23:04

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Vindolanda posted:

What do americans call their friends, if not twat or oval office?

Fag, bitch, and so on.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2014 23:41

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Len posted:

Ground pizza is never worth it.

It's easier to chew.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 20:11

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Every single "look what auto-correct did!" image didn't actually happen.

Here's one that happened to me recently, it's no EPIC PENIS but it made me laugh. I'd been trying to help an extremely tech-unsavvy friend.. And she hasn't written back since.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 00:54

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

KoRMaK posted:

Pft, like you know anything. You let your battery get below 20%.

No kidding, I can hardly get it over 20%

# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 01:08

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I think it's the horse/glue.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2014 00:02

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I like this one:

I guess that's not very funny, sorry.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2014 01:17

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Well, that is the premise. And the tank commander is named Jeb Stuart, he's General Stuart's descendant, and he's the only one who can see the ghost. It's very weird, but also pretty awesome.

I wish it was haunted by Sherman, and every comic he's trying to get them to destroy everything.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2014 14:24

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I'm a painter and I would use a brush on a pole to cut in, just takes a steady hand.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2014 05:39

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 21:38

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

No, I'm absolutely sure that a red flag faded into baby blue, happens all the time.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 19:21

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