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I just don't see how oral sex becomes easier when both partners are laughing so hard they can't catch their breath.
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Stargate posted:Guys I don't appreciate all the Friday XIII spoilers. You're all so insensitive. I've only seen Friday I and II, so I have a lot of catching up to do.
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Any idea if that's been shopped? Because the truck looks like it's carrying road paint, and roads don't use quite that variety of colors.
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May 1, 2013 19:51
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Livers ain't cheap either.
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May 3, 2013 21:51
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Captain Fargle posted:What's funny about Lochton sheep? Trap sprung. Hey everyone, check out this sheep nerd!
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May 7, 2013 20:13
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Looks like there's one male duck there, and he is loving tired.
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May 13, 2013 14:32
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John Big Booty posted:Jonny did not suck his own penis. That's up to the jury to decide.
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Jun 4, 2013 01:35
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Yeah I think that company subscribes to the Boy Named Sue philosophy of creating toughness.
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Jun 6, 2013 19:48
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Segmentation Fault posted:Am I the only one who just thinks she's pretty? You're asking if you're the only person who thinks a supermodel is pretty?
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Jun 11, 2013 23:24
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CobiWann posted:Is he seeing the British and French flags? Do you think he meant country matters?
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Jun 12, 2013 17:57
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Thanks to all the speculoos talk, I ordered some Biscoff from amazon and picked up some speculoos spread from Trader Joes. This poo poo better be good.
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Flaggy posted:Shits amazing, I stock up when I get near a Trader Joes, you will not be disappointed. The only thing that gave me pause is when I was typing speculoos on amazon the first thing it suggested was speculum. I'm a little bothered that more people are apparently ordering those than a delicious treat. Also, there's a spread joke in there somewhere, but I sure as hell ain't looking for it.
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Jun 13, 2013 17:08
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I've neither read the books nor seen the movies, but thanks to that gif I feel like I know everything I need to know about Hairy Potter.
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Jun 15, 2013 12:29
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I like how it's not enough to yell McDonalds, he also has to do a one man stadium wave.
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Jun 27, 2013 17:03
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You should get your prostate checked.
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Jun 27, 2013 17:09
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me your dad posted:No he's probably delusional and about to die. I worked in a Mac store back when those were current (I think its 7200 series?), but back then old guys would roll in with Mac Plus and Mac 512s and then get angry when we couldn't repair them or sell them new software. So you're probably right.
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Jul 5, 2013 15:56
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Tochiazuma posted:Have you seen my owl? I've looked in every tree I can find around here... I was at the National Zoo a few weeks back and they have a burrow owl exhibit. A lady next to me said "I didn't know owl's lived in the ground" and it was all I could do to not say "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl?"
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Edit: awful app posted in the wrong thread...
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Aug 6, 2013 18:01
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They say those invisible fences are for dogs too, but they work pretty well for kids.
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Aug 22, 2013 15:51
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Ok Fella posted:You tied your kid to a street sign while you and your wife ate inside a restaurant? That's pretty reckless. He should have at least used a U-lock.
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Aug 22, 2013 19:43
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A pair of vice grips costs way more than a stupid knob.
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Aug 30, 2013 14:21
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Johnny Aztec posted:I've read Atlas Shrugged and ...that....other one, Several times and I always skip that drat speech. It's just so looong. The Fountainhead is the other one. Here's all you need to know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8fkdBz2bds
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Sep 3, 2013 16:43
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:What happened? I'd look up the video but I'm at work. Mr. Mathers there was either very nervous or stoned or both and...well, it was just super awkward. I muted my television until they finished the segment because it was making me uncomfortable. I'm not even sure how to describe it. It was just bad.
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skander posted:It's funny in a 'well, that's life' sort of way. I've been in yellow-shirt-guy's position a lot. Well maybe if your jeans didn't ride up your rear end crack, you wouldn't have to worry about Freddie Mercury there checking you out.
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Sep 24, 2013 20:45
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Wax Dynasty posted:You're attracted to secret lesbian 80s-sitcom housewives? I think she looks like the blonde from Cagney and Lacey.
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Sep 24, 2013 21:01
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That picture is pretty clearly an outtake from Clerks 2.
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Sep 26, 2013 21:09
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Your brother is such a card.
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Oct 22, 2013 19:29
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She's acutey!
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Oct 28, 2013 15:00
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My bad. I was kind of hoping we could avoid getting into a protracted punfest here.
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Oct 28, 2013 15:46
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Noni posted:I found a thing: My coworkers here at the dick factory saw that picture and had no idea I wasn't doing work stuff. Thanks Noni!
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Oct 30, 2013 18:07
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There's a Chin joke there, I just know it.
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Nov 7, 2013 16:26
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Captain Trips posted:Saw this at a local hospital today. Still wondering how they clock that. It's like that to make you notice it. And you posted a picture of it on the internet so I'd say mission accomplished.
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Nov 12, 2013 03:48
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Rapman the Cook posted:A while back now... Or lots of people like fried chicken and a block party has nothing to do with black or white. Pretty sure you're the racist here.
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Nov 15, 2013 15:46
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I think it's England. Every bit of it.
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Nov 26, 2013 21:24
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prefect posted:Bah. If it's not an animal and it's not a mineral, it's a vegetable. What about crossover cases, like Venus Flytraps and Christopher Reeve?
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Dec 2, 2013 20:33
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Finally, the dream of having opposable hands on our feet can be realized. Take that, Darwin!
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Dec 16, 2013 21:30
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Pretty sure an octopus has a distributed nervous system, so you can't remove the brains per se. It probably still feels pain at that point.
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Dec 17, 2013 18:44
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Charlie Chaplin delivering the greatest movie speech of all time?
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Dec 25, 2013 21:34
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Baldbeard posted:I don't know where the discussion was, but it was just had. Basically most every 'sauce' is some combination of (or it's base consists of)eggs, oil, tomato paste, and/or relish. That's a pretty narrow definition of sauces though.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"Wir suchen dich" isn't pronounced anything even close to "we're suckin' dick" if that's what you're thinking. It is a stretch. I'm not German, so I refuse to pronounce it any way but the dirty one.
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