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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Hey, Team Piper was not This Guy, This Guy, This Guy, and Roddy Piper!

It was This Guy, This Guy, JOHN TENTA, and Roddy Piper! :mad:

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MassRafTer posted:

Alex Wright will take on Glacier!

This is one of kid me's dream matches, the other is Rey vs. Ultimo.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Who the gently caress is Bill Goldberg, and why should we care that he's going to get squashed by The Laughing Man?

I mean, if he was getting squashed by Glacier, I could understand the all caps, but man, that episode must suck if you're hyping that poo poo up.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Wait, ANOTHER ex-football player?

God, I mean, going from Reggie White, Kevin Greene, and Mongo to what, a total washout?

Come on WCW, I know you hit gold with Mongo and Greene, but that doesn't mean you bring in the Brutus Beefcake of Football.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MRT, my power went out during the showing.

Afterwards, I hopped in to see the match.

10-year old me is so happy right now.

Sting saved us. He did it. He saved us all from Hogan.

Thank you.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Leading into Cowboy Who? can we see a replay of the greatest main event in wrestling history?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


My inside sources say Glenn Detton has a perfect strategy for taking out the United States Champion. The streak is ending tonight!

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


DIE STINGER DIE

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Man, I knew you weren't going to show Match 7 when you worded things the way you did.

You cut me deeper than Sting did, MRT. :smith:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


GOOOOOOOLDBERG

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


War Games! :neckbeard:

This War Games :gonk:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I'm going to savor this.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


How can this Nitro be even better than the Warrior's debut?!?!?!?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


ChrisBTY posted:

I AM SO STOKED TO WATCH NO WRESTLING!

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I feel like at this point I need to watch the rest of the way to see if any WCW Nitro/PPV (Thunder/Saturday Night/Worldwide/Pro don't count as existing at this point) here on out manage to be worse than last week's Nitro.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MassRafTer posted:

Tonight, it is Slamboree 1999, one of the worst PPVs of all time! Why?

Oh come on now, how bad could it be?

MassRafTer posted:

Konnan vs Stevie Ray

Oh. Well, Stevie Ray is cool at least?

MassRafTer posted:

Charles Robinson vs Gorgeous George

Oh my.

MassRafTer posted:

Roddy Piper vs Ric Flair

Oh my god.

MassRafTer posted:

Brian Knobbs

Oh my loving god why.

MassRafTer posted:

Rick Steiner

...This is actually a massive improvement over the other four things.

MassRafTer posted:

And our main event,

Kevin Nash vs DDP for the title. That means we are one step closer to the shiitiest feud ever!

Neither of these men are Hulk Hogan or Randy Savage, so I question this statement. :colbert:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

The Four Figure 4s spot in that eight man tag was legit awesome.

The 8-man was the kind of segment that in 2016 would cause goons to go "Ok, Nitro was bad, but oh man that 8-man tag was really fun and I can't wait for The Buff Horsemen to win all the titles."

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


ChrisBTY posted:

Wait, why was there a lawsuit threatened over the last episode?

Almost certainly Sable.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


DJExile posted:

how much SID! are we getting tonight? :munch:

Not enough.

You can never have enough SID!

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Let's go David.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MassRafTer posted:


Plus a huge title match main event!

Oh man, I don't see Cruiserweight Champion Rey Mysterio Jr. listed, so he must get the main event! Good on WCW for giving the spotlight to the Cruiserweight Division, it's well-earned, and I can't wait to see who the Rednecks bring in to take on Rey. I just hope My Boy Swoll can stop the nefarious Hennig from costing Rey the belt!

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


exploding mummy posted:

I missed last week because I was on vacation

Where's Macho in that title match

They didn't hotshot it after just 1 night right

Hey now, maybe the title changed hands on Thunder!

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


it's called revenge because mrt is getting revenge by makig us watch it every week to get to the nitro factory

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MassRafTer posted:

The answer is Hulk Hogan's tight jeans.

It is possible that Hulk Hogan's tight jeans was worse than both of the segments before it, and those three segments combined for such joy.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Endless Mike posted:

Big Poppa Pump lost, don't care

That's Rick Steiner. Big Poppa Pump is out with an existence-threatening injury.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MassRafTer posted:

He's the least entertaining wrestler on Earth from 1998 - 2001

This is unfair to unentertaining wrestlers. He is negative joy. I correctly voted him for worst in the PSP Awards.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


David Flair vs. Kimberly AND Meng vs. The Total Package? Be still my beating heart.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Maxwell Lord posted:

The WCW Hardcore thing is so weird. I suppose it has something to do with Turner S&P not wanting blood and broken glass everywhere but it's like a comedy version of something that's already pretty silly.

It probably has more to do with WWF having their own comedy hardcore division.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


ChrisBTY posted:

Alright, if I was misinformed, I was misinformed. It happens.

That having been said. Would Hogan have put over Jarrett conventionally were he asked?

Because really using your creative control clause to sue over 'losing' in a promo is really the height of pettiness, even if it's within your rights.

Unless Hogan decided that it was just a good excuse to get a great severance package. I guess I can't fault him for wanting out.

Why is it petty to insist that a company honor a contract?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


That is CHAMPIONS OF THE UNIVERSE Goldberg to you, buddy.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Worst Wrestling Entertainment wishes they could put on a match half as good as a washed-up Canadian who doesn't put people over (unless, of course, they are shot on like The Total Package would) vs. Goldberg.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


If you aren't here, you are missing JAMES ELLSWORTH IN MOUNTAIN STATE!

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


DJExile posted:

oh man we aren't far from everything going hilariously off the rails, are we

Things are already off the rails.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Bam Bam Bigelow's entire WCW career is defined by having matches nobody could possibly want to see.

When 1999 WCW was still good, Bam Bam dragged things down, and since everything's been flying off the rails awful he hasn't had anything bad or stupid enough to make me excited to see it, unlike the Big T vs. Booker T matches of the world, nor the possibility of a match actually being decent like the Cruiserweight Title Ma-...uh...uhh......uhhh.....Kidman vs. Vampiro?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Forget everything else.

Putting the Cruiserweight Title on loving Prince Iaukea is the most unforgivable decision WCW ever made.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


exploded mummy posted:

Better Iaukea than Ed Ferrara.

Ed Ferrara was supposed to be a joke champion.

Prince Iaukea is supposed to seriously be the best Cruiserweight in the company.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I cannot believe it.

We found a match where David Flair is unquestionably the person who should go over.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


exploded mummy posted:

In more depressing news, there now just 12 WCW domestic PPVs remaining

In a couple weeks, we'll be in the final year of WCW's life.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


yessssssssssssssssssss

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


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