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Sep 11, 2001

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Cazlab posted:

when he thinks he's been bad he hides in the bathtub:


i think all our family dogs would hide in the bathtub when there were thunderstorms


(i love dogs and do not endorse their use as hostages, but it's still a cute dog :3:)

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Sep 11, 2001

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WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

somehow, against all odds, texas was made a better place because of those dogges

dogges make places better, even texas :911:

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Sep 11, 2001

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CamH posted:

for white trash

way to hate on poor people. what'd they ever do to you?

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Sep 11, 2001

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Why the long face? :3:

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Sep 11, 2001

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That life jacket is dangerously adorable. :3:

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Sep 11, 2001

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Writer Cath posted:

Crossposting my pup from PI.



This is Bella. She is big.

Big dogs don't get the barrage of "awww" cuteness comments, but I love 'em. :3:



(Dakota is weapons-grade cute, by the way.)

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Sep 11, 2001

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Defleshed posted:

Half pug half beagle. A "puggle". She's the best dog I have ever owned. Chillest temprement ever.

The chillest dog I ever owned was part German shepherd and part husky (or maybe malamute; we're not talking about a really clear family history). The only thing he hated was wasps. Would jump surprisingly high to bite them dead. :3:

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Sep 11, 2001

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:



Roscoe says gently caress costumes

Good dog. :thumbsup:

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Is the rest of his name P. Coltrane? Cause if so that's the bossest dog name.

Please tell me this is true.

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Sep 11, 2001

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Slim Pickens posted:

The 1-year-newish doge. She does this poo poo all the time.



Dogs are the goofiest, bestest critters. :3:

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Sep 11, 2001

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He looks so much like my first childhood dog. :3:

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Time posted:

My dog isn't a gip superstar but he owns. The people in the pitbull thread ignored him so I'm posting him here for validation please quote this so I dont cry





he looks real skinny but hes 70 pounds. His name is luke because he likes to escape from things. His collar says "What we have here is a failure to..."

that's an excellent dogge :thumbsup:

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Sep 11, 2001

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This reminds me of a couple of German shepherds we had when I was a kid. They'd be willing to play the first part of fetch, where they'd go get a ball I threw, but they'd refuse to give it back, getting close and then running away until I had chased them long enough to get winded and have to stop. Then they'd come back and drop off the ball for another throw. They had that same looking-back-while-running-away thing going on. :3:


Edit for a pic I stole from PYF:


prefect fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Apr 3, 2014

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Sep 11, 2001

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Mr. Nice! posted:

I've been working with Dakota on a lot of stuff since the beginning. I've made sure he understands to stay, come, and leave toys/sticks/balls on the ground when I tell him so I can throw it again. He's pretty well disciplined. He's almost full grown now, though. He's around 24 pounds now and shouldn't get higher than 27-30.

A friend of mine has a purebred Samoyed, and it's trained so well that he can put food in its bowl and the dog won't eat it until he says it's okay. It makes me a little uneasy, to be honest. :)

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Sep 11, 2001

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Wasabi the J posted:



Got a dogge. Sputnik.

Excellent name. :patriot:

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Sep 11, 2001

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Seems a little harsh, but you never know what's been going on behind the scenes. :shrug:

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Sep 11, 2001

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You scared the poo poo out of me. :doom:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBEBOm0vTQs

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Sep 11, 2001

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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:



e: gently caress your tables

That dog may be blurry, but he looks pretty awesome. :3:

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Sep 11, 2001

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That looks like a lady, not a dog. :confused:

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Sep 11, 2001

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"Yep, that's the cat." *keeps on truckin'*

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Sep 11, 2001

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GihtWIzxOlE

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Sep 11, 2001

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Christoff posted:

"Veteran reunited with bomb-sniffing dog"



That's so cute. I wouldn't have expected an official job-having dog to be so excitable, though. I've gotten to pet a few cop dogs, and they never even acknowledge it. :(


Until I watched the video, I was sure it was a badger or some other non-dog furry critter.

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Sep 11, 2001

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Chicago loves dogs. Many places have no real qualm about a dog in the store. A lot of bars not only let dogs on the patio areas but will give a free snack like a meatball to a dog. Stores will also leave out bowls of water for passing dogs.

That's great. I always wondered how much of this article was real: Memories of Freddie, world's best tavern dog

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Sep 11, 2001

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Needs fewer babies and more dogs. :colbert:

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Sep 11, 2001

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Cole posted:

sorry about all the words. i love my pups and could talk about them for dayzzzzzzz.

Apology not accepted; I rather enjoyed the words. :)

And give Raz a pette for me -- he's a good-looking dog, and I want his life to get better. :3:

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Sep 11, 2001

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Mr. Nice! posted:

That has the best ending.

Good dog.

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Sep 11, 2001

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FiestaDePantalones posted:

Ahem






Edit: ok gently caress awfulapp.

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Sep 11, 2001

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Fister Roboto posted:

This is the happiest image I've ever seen.

The combination of "I'm an astronaut" and "I have dogs" is pretty insane. :3:

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Sep 11, 2001

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FAT SLAMPIG posted:

You can get a seatbelt harness for dogs, I use it for Roscoe when he's in my car.



Doggy seatbelts seem silly and adorable. :3:

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Sep 11, 2001

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E.B. White was accused of harboring an unlicensed dog by the ASPCA, so he wrote them a letter explaining the situation. It starts off like this.

quote:

I have your letter, undated, saying that I am harboring an unlicensed dog in violation of the law. If by "harboring" you mean getting up two or three times every night to pull Minnie's blanket up over her, I am harboring a dog all right. The blanket keeps slipping off. I suppose you are wondering by now why I don't get her a sweater instead. That's a joke on you. She has a knitted sweater, but she doesn't like to wear it for sleeping; her legs are so short they work out of a sweater and her toenails get caught in the mesh, and this disturbs her rest. If Minnie doesn't get her rest, she feels it right away. I do myself, and of course with this night duty of mine, the way the blanket slips and all, I haven't had any real rest in years. Minnie is twelve.

Rest here: http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/02/she-doesnt-answer-phone.html

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Sep 11, 2001

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Afgad posted:

I saw your banner ad. I read the thread. I heard the plea.

All the dogges must be posted.

This is my dog Gee. I'll start posting her early pictures then slowly move up to now. Unfortunately there are not a lot of photos. She's my first dog, so I've learned a lot raising her. She's a good dogge.

This is her first winter from before I knew I had to brush her every day.



I then tried to groom her myself. Never works out too well. I'm sorry GiP I was poor and had no money.



See there was actually a poodle under there.

Later I saved up my cash so I could take her to a groomer. The results were well worth it.



I'll try to find the video of her attacking the mirror. I think you all will enjoy it.

I thought it was some kind of sheepdog from the first picture. :monocle:

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Sep 11, 2001

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Genocide Tendency posted:

Hated baths. In fact I have never seen a dog that didn't. It's like how they will stick there head out of a car window at 60mph but if you blow on their nose they look like you have just beat them.

They stick their nose out the window so they can smell everything that's going on as they drive by. When you blow on their nose, you're just blasting them with you-breath.

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Sep 11, 2001

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EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I saw a greyhound in a rain coat today

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

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Sep 11, 2001

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:allears:

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Sep 11, 2001

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I miss having dogs. Love looking at this thread, though. :3:

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Sep 11, 2001

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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

:siren: EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING AND WATCH THIS


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DwDr2nG7nI


hmm...

When my grandfather came to dog-sit, he'd bring one of those little ice-cream cup things. The dog loved it, but he'd make her lick the ice cream up instead of trying to swallow the whole container. (I'm sure she would have; she was a great dog (as were all our dogs), but kind of dumb, in that dog way.)

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Sep 11, 2001

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https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/813812741911748608

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