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BaseballPCHiker posted:So many tickets come in from our idiot sales force. Why these people cant be responsible adults and remember their passwords is beyond me. Seriously so many password reset calls. We've implemented Okta for single sign on so for %90 of their logins they only have to remember ONE password but that's to much for them. I'm at a complete loss of what to do now but I know looking at our metrics that our helpdesk team spends way to much time on piddily crap like this. "I forgot the answers to my security questions: please reset!" I don't mind resetting passwords, but the people who can't understand making a new one that meets the complexity requirements I am baffled by. Uppercase, lowercase, and numbers should not be difficult for a literate adult to type in. ponzicar fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Mar 11, 2015 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:44 |
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I used to think people responding "yes" to questions involving the word "or" were just using corny dad humor. Surely no functional literate adult could misunderstand something so simple, I told myself.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 22:36 |
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ZetsurinPower posted:Its pretty much a miracle. Was it just a duplicate, or did the mystery pdf contain unholy incantations, or perhaps the rantings of the souls of the damned?
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2015 15:47 |
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Heners_UK posted:"Sorry can't go in there because that workplace has wasps in it and no reasonable non-insect-removal-person would do it" "You have been issued a flyswatter and a printout of the Wikipedia page on wasps. Please do the needful."
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2015 20:45 |
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Well, it's called the "Helpdesk" and not the "Computer Helpdesk" so technically you have to help with whatever they want until you change the name.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2015 22:46 |
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metavisual posted:Sometimes I'm a little alarmed at how little people know... Password complexity requirements have made me realize just how many people are barely literate.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 15:12 |
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Wilford Cutlery posted:A ticket came in: Ticket closed: In Europe they are called biscuits.
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 17:47 |
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kensei posted:I was working with dial up today. On a Windows 2000 Professional machine. Whee. Hello time traveler. While I don't want to spoil too much of the future for you, you should probably buy a bunch of Apple stock.
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 23:43 |
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Orcs and Ostriches posted:Nothing good comes from secretaries and printers. Since the printer was eventually fixed, she will associate her annoying emails with the problem being resolved, and will tell everyone else in the office that that's how you get what you want from the I.T. department.
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 16:07 |
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bitterandtwisted posted:One of my jobs is managing the clients' backups. One client has had problems with incremental backups failing regularly, but working when you re-run them manually. I'd been trying to figure out the cause for a couple weeks with no success. Chkdsk, fdisk, what's the difference?!
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 19:39 |
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Merijn posted:Watching that physically hurt. I'm not cut out for support I guess. Imagine that it's an ancient piece of garbage that you need to spend hours fixing every other week, that your boss is too cheap to replace.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 15:52 |
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larchesdanrew posted:Jesus Christ this dumb son of a bitch I work for doesn't even know what version of office we're using. I finally wrest from him the login info for the 365 account and we're using business premium, not home. He's been telling me since he set it up that it's a home version. Now I look like an rear end in a top hat and he'll just say "I told you we were using a business account" Are you sure he didn't secretly switch to business premium after you called him out?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 18:40 |
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Make a big sign that says "ON LUNCH BREAK" and pin it to the outside of your cubicle.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 21:16 |
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Gilok posted:So, if you used guerillamail or something and anonymously blasted a detailed expose on everything your CE does to everyone in authority over him with photos and document proof, as well as, lets say, other competing tv stations and some people in your affiliate network, would it even accomplish anything? I imagine there must be enough other people who hate him that they couldn't definitely blame you right? That level of detail would make it very obvious that he wrote it.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 23:52 |
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Rhymenoserous posted:Back when I was in webhosting I got yelled at because I walked down to the datacenter instead of running at a dead sprint when "Major issues were happening". I'd also point out that plowing into someone/something while you're running to the datacenter in a blind panic is a great way to cause injuries and break things.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 18:05 |
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tomapot posted:A ticket came in: my headrest entertainment system is not working. Can you send someone to 30,000 feet ASAP, this is affecting (movie viewing) production. Please tell me you at least work for that airline.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 18:36 |
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tomapot posted:No, just a traveler. After the reboot it never came back up. It did play the safety video though. Ah, I thought you meant that someone else was on the plane, and expected you to fix it. Maybe I've been reading this thread too much.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 19:54 |
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Do it as quickly as possible, smile, say "have a nice day", and then quickly leave. You shouldn't care what she thinks, and since you provided quick and excellent service, you aren't at fault.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 20:21 |
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The CE gets a new haircut. On the back of his head you can faintly see the word "Buffalo".
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 21:08 |
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Does this church also do snake handling?
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 17:55 |
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J posted:Maybe this guy just understands that "people don't want effective troubleshooting they want theater" thing you mentioned in another post. Blow away all the documentation and then run around in full view of everyone taking down information on printers as frantically as possible to impress a stupid boss. If it was theater, he'd just pretend to do that, then use the documentation that already exists. Maybe he was afraid that the documents would provide hard evidence that he's not as good as his predecessor?
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 00:16 |
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quote:I know what station it is but I'm not telling (unless larches says it's OK). It would probably be a bad idea, if there are still terrible goons who would harass the people mentioned in his stories or send the chief engineer a link to this thread, or do other bullshit like that.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 00:31 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:someone with the knowledge please write up Larches' saga Hit the ? button below his avatar; you'll see just his posts in this thread.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 19:14 |
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Deuce posted:Tell them their buildings fire system is BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS. I'd say a "hacker" triggering a few fire alarms would do the trick.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 02:47 |
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Ozz81 posted:You nuts? Electrical tape or shrink wrap will work just fine, no need for them fancy tools Equipment like that costs money! Just have the intern wet his fingers, then hold one end of the cable in each hand.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 23:54 |
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Buy him donuts, and share some CE stories with him. Well, do the donuts at least. If his resentment festers for too long, there will be nothing you can do.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 21:50 |
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Call it "VoIP over IP" and piss everyone off at once.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 21:01 |
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Was the stolen jewelry a gem encrusted skull by any chance?
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 23:49 |
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KillHour posted:Why is someone with the title "Lead IT Solutions Delivery Architect" calling into the level 1 helpdesk asking for help connecting his iPhone to VPN? We don't even allow VPN for mobile devices. Maybe that title is just a fancy way of saying that he drives a delivery truck?
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 23:13 |
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Agrikk posted:"Returned or destroyed all copies..." Print out the email, put it through a paper shredder, then mail it back to them?
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 23:18 |
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To give him credit, I'm sure that signing up to be a secret agent, only to find yourself working as a junkyard's security guard would be a very funny movie or tv show plot.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 20:40 |
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uPen posted:He unplugged everything at his desk, setup his new laptop, plugged everything back in and couldn't figure out where the monitor's power cable went, traced it back to the monitor and called us. My guess was component or composite, and that he was trying to connect it to a TV, but that's even better.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 23:02 |
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nitrogen posted:I'm in a fuckin' pod at this company, I really am. Wrong kind of pod.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 03:29 |
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larchesdanrew posted:I'll set it for the director's cell phone and just never show up again Don't you still have the Chief Engineer's cell number?
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 03:15 |
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Are you sure it's not a rare antique? Also the words "used computer store" fill me with an unexplainable dread.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 02:01 |
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Jaco posted:Due to a series of terrible business decisions, I'm currently in the process of handing over the largest and most complicated system the company (~1500 people) has to a single person who's more than a bit simple, refuses to read either my or the vendor's documentation, and doesn't want to learn it. I see charging exorbitant consulting fees in your future.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 05:08 |
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MF_James posted:Same reason people do other dumb poo poo, they are dumb and don't think before acting. Also possible that they have lovely managers who never communicate with them when legitimate visitors come to the office, and get mad at them when they ask questions.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 00:33 |
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QuiteEasilyDone posted:A Grenade rolled in under my desk... That would be a seriously hosed up thing to do to a combat veteran.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 21:44 |
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Nerdrock posted:ask the director to go to the bathroom. when you return, proudly display a photo of your poo poo to them on your phone, to assure that you weren't just wasting time in there. hold a handwritten sign next to it with date / time. Photos can be faked. Bring it to him in person in a ziplock bag.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 01:23 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:44 |
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So that means you could narrow down the characters in the password if you look at enough keypad images?
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