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HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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SEKCobra posted:

Uhm. Sorry, but as I work in a hospital, may I note that you are legally obliged to literally burn that fucker if you aren't going to decontaminate every nook and cranny? Like seriously, hand it off to whoever gets rid of biohazard stuff in that clinic or find someone who is qualified to dispose of contaminated materials, you shouldn't even be handling that without a (short) training on how to make sure you aren't endangering anyone.

Please get rid of it immediately, there are serious risks involved if not handled properly.

This was a while ago, a repost from the old thread for nostalgia's sake

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HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Lum posted:

It's just a shame that some of them are creepy Fedora types that have appropriated the show and ruined it

They haven't ruined it. If you enjoy it, just because some other creepy gently caress likes the same thing, doesn't mean you have to pay any attention to them.

I'm sure there are plenty of normal people who find a few things fine and interesting beyond what they normally like, but they wouldn't bother to voice it.

Creepy fucks probably also like drinking water and breathing air. Those things are still satisfying. The internet just gives assholes a giant voice. Pay no heed!

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Aug 17, 2013

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Lum posted:

But yeah, getting seriously off topic here, maybe we should talk about beer instead? Shat that pisses me off daily. Medication that's incompatible with alcohol, while working in IT.

I agree. Beer sounds like a better topic. Hope you can go without the medication soon so you can sample the soothing nectar once again.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Any real world implications?
Because when you're too cheap for 10gig-e and are using link aggregation between adjacent switches, 1m cables would be an honest to god clusterfuck

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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drat, I don't feel so gangster with my high 8 digit ICQ number, 89......

It was extremely odd. I thought I would never remember it, but I remembered it immediately, despite never using it.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Agrikk posted:

Now if they could only do something about shutting down a 2012 server. Hot corner -> settings -> power -> shutdown -> scheduled shutdown sure gets tedious.

Ctrl+Alt+Del > power button in bottom right hand corner

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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GargleBlaster posted:

:v: "You can get a 2TB hard drive for £50, why are you being so awkward?"

Actually valid, though. New versions of Exchange don't chimp out with large databases, you can have multiple databases for archiving, we're also not in the days of SCSI drives in servers, cheap rear end SATA drives can be slotted in..

I know we stick to smaller sizes for the hell of it, to make them actually clear useless poo poo out, but we can technically accommodate retarded-size mailboxes online now at a very minimal cost

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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GreenNight posted:

The problem is that we don't want people to use their mailboxes as file storage. No thanks.

I understand the actual management concerns, and I hate it when people constantly try to send enormous attachments to everyone, but the technical reasons are mostly gone, so instead of saying we can't do it when some doe eyed user says "2TB drives are dirt cheap" we should simply say "we don't want you to use it as a dumping ground. Cost has nothing to do with it."

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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blackswordca posted:

Could always get the guy a Surface Pro

Wait a minute, I don't think 10.6" qualifies as: "big screen for watching movies on".

There are countless touchscreen ultrabooks at 13" or so which would be better than Surface Pro, but still not exactly in line with the required spec

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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I couldn't get excited about a game on 7+ year old console. I'll pass unless there's a PC version.

GTAIV looks so bad on the 360 and the frame rate so poor compared to even a midrange PC these days, that I don't even want to see what it does to a much, much larger world with more detail. (I own GTAIV on PC and 360).

vvv UniFi is neat. It's also by far the best thing available for the price. If I get a house I know I'll be fitting UniFi APs.

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Sep 16, 2013

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Agrikk posted:

Wow. That's a big ol' turd to step over in your workplace. Sorry, sir, but your IQ is under the acceptible minimum of 100. *SNIP* *SNIP*

Woah, woah, you can't actually do that, because you'll keep killing everybody, because the average, by definition, which is 100, will keep moving up as you kill off the less able. I'm sure he wouldn't advocate that exactly. Eugenics isn't actually a bad idea though, just one people find hard to sympathise with.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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I thought I would try to defend myself from the horrible mistake I've made; but then I realised it was pointless:- the hole I was in was too deep. Oh dear.

Eugenics != killing

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Sep 19, 2013

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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coyo7e posted:

Now this is how you do tchotchkes right, for your IT customers.



That's fantastic. It looks like it's made from plastic from here, though, be nice if it had a metal body if that's the case.

vvv Aluminium it is! http://www.flashbay.com/products/pop-flash-drive

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Sep 20, 2013

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Paladine_PSoT posted:

I've requested a quote for goon USB bottle openers. Who wants to throw down and have a wild drunk IT goon secret Santa party this year?

I definitely want one, preferably [at least] 32GB, but let us know what happens with the quote!

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Sep 20, 2013

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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kensei posted:

Signed up for a 32GB, is that metal over the part where it attaches to the keyring too? Cause that always seems to break for me :(

That whole part is aluminium, if you visit the link I posted way earlier they have actual comprehensive info, more than I've seen on almost any site, they have all their CE declarations, RoHS testing, everything

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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coyo7e posted:

I've test-driven this guy for a couple rounds and here's my professional review:

1) the keychain ring sucks. And the hole to loop it through is sketchy-small for other, larger keyrings. This is what I assume will cost me to lose my thumb drive somewhere!

Yeah, that's fair. I'd rather put my sturdy keyring through the actual aluminium body. Like you say, you could drill that out a tiny bit to make that happen. I'm okay with that.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

I'm kidding, we just try and bruteforce them using L0pthcrack. People seem almost desperate to email or tell me their passwords though.

Serious? That was either ultra-stupid or a hell of a save.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Mercurius posted:

He mentioned previously that the ones they couldn't crack got a prize so I thought it was already fairly obvious that they were using brute force or rainbow tables on them and his previous comment was a joke.

Alcohol has no doubt caused me to make two elementary mistakes in a short space of time on this noble forum; for that I unequivocally apologise. Lest I am banned and have to pay ten dollars, I will gladly give the money to Lowtax for my foolishness.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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anthonypants posted:

A policy change came in, because our Exchange administrator is unable to configure a user's access to a shared mailbox after receiving multiple work orders to do so:
:negative:

How on earth could that person even be considered an Exchange administrator?

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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door.jar posted:

Your question reminded me of something a client I deal with did:
- ~200 computers (out of ~15k) to replace due to them being 8+ years old that can't be physically located
- Decide to disable logins to those machines with a message to call IT so you can find them
- No testing of your login disabling solution and also have no intention to do say a few at a time
- Trigger the script for disabling at 12pm
- Script is busted and instead disables logins for every single computer anywhere
- Helpdesk are swamped with calls about disabled computers but they expected that and therefore it takes 30 minutes before someone realizes what has happened
- No re-enablement script has been written

Oh boy.

I know it's not what you did, and may not be relevant now, but if anyone wonders of a quick and easy way to do this without loving up, AD Tidy is a great program for finding old machines and disabling them.

Or old user accounts. Or, whatever you felt like.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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I get mistaken emails a lot, too.

Although sometimes it's actually kind of nifty. Somebody signed up for PornHub Premium mobile. The credentials worked, too.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Man Yam posted:

A call came in to our help desk and it is amusing enough that he forwarded it to the IT team:

"This just happened and I am still laughing. I have a user today call and was not making any sense. She was stating that she was getting all these emails from Don O'Treply. I could not make heads or tails of the situation until I connected to her machine and found the following:

donotreply@hpeprint.com"

:psyboom:

The stupidity of the user apparently knows no bounds. Reaching further than ever previously thought possible.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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couldcareless posted:

Do we have a picture of what these look like minus design? I was trying to find the original post with the info, but no luck.

http://www.flashbay.com/products/pop-flash-drive

Aluminium casing, retractable USB plug. Solid, slim design for cracking open a beer.

I voted 'nade, partly because I think it's more subtle. Most people wouldn't think too much of it.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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MisterOblivious posted:

Both sides can be engraved/printed. It could have "needful" on top and a grenade on the bottom.

This solves everything, surely.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Same thing used to happen on Windows 2000. I changed my own user (at college) account on one PC to use Dvorak. Later on, I saw a sign saying the PC was out of order. I used to tear the sign off and sit down at the same PC again, since I could type on it fine.

Dick move? Not really, it was unexpected that it would change it systemwide when I only had pathetic user rights. Very odd.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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AlexDeGruven posted:

You forget what universe we're in.

He's the new CIO.

Fixed for IT truth.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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KillHour posted:

Nope. I just found out it's for a "chain restaurant" so they can make sure their menu videos are playing correctly and switching over for breakfast/lunch.

:downsgun:

What in the motherfuck?

Well, it's work creation, I suppose. A completely useless and Heath-Robinson style contraption, but it's still work.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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drat, I wish I had a picture, or could find a picture, of a fort made long ago in a PC build room for a mass rollout.

Dell boxes to the ceiling, and then in the corner we removed some boxes, so you could climb the tower and hide at the top, peering over the parapet.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

Regular snapshots on a production VM?

Oh sure, after all, users just LIVE to enter the same information over and over.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Urit posted:

Their original thought was probably to add a new schema object somewhere

This is exactly what gets me about this, surely AD is flexible and designed for arbitrary extension this way. Hidden messages in your inbox just sounds incredibly ghetto.

Surely even a hidden CONTACT in your personal address book with modified properties to have tons of fields would have even been better.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Varkk posted:

Didn't MS have one for XP called Windows Steady State?
I think they discontinued it unfortunately when Vista or 7 came out as the management options built in to the OS supposedly made it redundant.

Guest Mode?

But sadly, I think even though it was in there and working, it got pulled.

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Nov 22, 2013

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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TWBalls posted:

Same thing with Win7. They have too many apps open for the task bar to display all at once, so is scrolls. It should have up/down arrows to move between apps. I kept running into that problem, so I just set it to make the icons small. Here's some screenshots:

Before:


After I've opened more apps than can be displayed on the taskbar at once:


After hitting the up/down arrows:


My guess is that it automatically scrolls to the empty-ish taskbar and that person is freaking out that their apps have closed/crashed. They just need to hit the up/down arrows to go to see the rest of their open apps.

drat, there's no need for all those systray icons to be visible.

I've used my taskbar vertically for a very long time. With small icons and a bit of width to it, I can see the text for each running programme, and fit a lot on.



(No, I'm not doing very much at the moment). I put it on the right of the left screen, so my larger screen is always 100% free (at home, this is has the bonus of letting me see any notifications while running a full screen game).

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Nov 27, 2013

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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rolleyes posted:

Jesus christ just let it go. He likes high strength beers, you posted a link implying high strength beer drinkers are snobs. It doesn't take a doctorate in psychology to see that might make someone react defensively.

Also, something about that is hilarious, because strong beer in the UK has classically been associated with tramps.

Cans of Special Brew and Tennants scattered around..

But the truth is of course very different. The trips I've made to Belgium for example always result in me feeling overwhelmed for choice on the very strong, very delicious beer front.

Tramps still like Special Brew though. (Not that bad, I guess).

Edit: ah balls, this is now totally out of place

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Lum posted:

That word has a rather different meaning to the US people reading this.

Ah. Of course. Oops.

(Homeless people)

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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AboveAndBeyond posted:

Anyone know of any programs out there that'll add in some form of start button in a terminal environment on Server 2012? Users insist they need to use the start button and can't do their jobs remotely without it.

I installed Classic Shell on the Windows 2012 servers at work, simply because it is loving irritating to use, especially in windowed mode. Worked fine over remote desktop and really helps.

You should not have to get used to something that is frankly awful.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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coyo7e posted:

I used to work at a dry cleaner. I would regularly have customers come in and indicate a hole in their garment, then ask me to "dryclean it out."

It's heartwarming to see stupidity of people continues to all fields.

Or, you know, tragic and depressing.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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the littlest prince posted:

So they had the decency to tell him ahead of time, and he threw it in their face, making them less likely to give notice in the future? What an rear end in a top hat.

They'll learn to only tell them the day they're being fired, on a Friday, at the end of the day. If it's also Christmas Eve, triple points.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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What in the hell? There's a mail server on a boat that a user (presumably not on a boat) was created on?

That's one of the oddest support issues.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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We use F-Secure, upon my recommendation based on research, and an anecdote posted on these boards at one time. It's been working away nicely for some time now, and it doesn't make much of a fuss. The management tools are decent enough.

Beat the piss out of Sophos that it replaced, in my experience anyway.

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HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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ghana rheya posted:

I came in as "Junior Admin." The "Senior Admin" took that to mean I'm her replacement and did EVERYTHING possible to gently caress me over beforehand.

Backups, network diagrams, inventory, emails, anything worthwhile was on the DC. Good thing she DBAN-ed it while I was at lunch. Then promptly GTFO. :-$

Edit: I think as hilariously mismanaged as this site is, they may have wanted someone to motivate her into doing a respectable job. Welp. That didn't work.

What the loving poo poo?

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