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I think you are mistaken. Grandma's breasts are quite perky.
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Whoa, just got a 'Lucky!' cookie that awarded me over 1 billion cookies for the first time. That was quite a lot considering I'm only at ~30 million cps. Also, how do you get Frenzy + Clicking Frenzy at the same time? Dumb luck or just buying all the Luck upgrades? [edit] ^^^^^ See here for the Cookie Monster code, and how to paste it into your Javascript console: http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Cookie_Monster_(JavaScript_Add-on) http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Cheating#Browser-specific_console_instruction Sywert of Thieves fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Sep 18, 2013 |
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Just passed 1 billion CPS for the first time!  The 'One mind' upgrade is looming, tempting me.. 
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Sep 19, 2013 08:49
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Something Cookie Monsters says that I don't get: Heavenly Chips (MAX): 4 (8%) Heavenly Chips (CUR): 0 (0%) What does this mean? If I reset now, I get none, if I sell everything first I get 4?
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Sep 19, 2013 09:57
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Physically clicking the cookie doesn't really ever get you a significant profit, does it? It gets me about a 100 million now, but who cares when your cps is 2 billion. Unless there's a 7-second clicking frenzy, of course.
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Sep 19, 2013 14:24
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Christ, clicking the Red Cookie is like playing Russian Roulette. I need to stop clicking it. But that Elder Frenzy I got.... it got me like a trillion cookies 
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Sep 19, 2013 15:28
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Oh wow. We've crossed over to meatspace, pretty soon the known universe will fill up with cookies. No vacancy! I'm at 8 Heavenly Chips if I reset now. Need mooooooooore..  [edit] Oh god I just got 7 trillion cookies on a lucky cookie chain, bought another condenser and jumped from 500 million to 730 million cps. Sywert of Thieves fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Sep 20, 2013 |
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Sep 20, 2013 08:43
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Man, Cookie Monster's 'time to next chip' calculation is out of whack during an Red Cookie 'Clot' event. It went from 4 seconds, back to 10 seconds, back to 40 seconds, then to 2+ hours. All without awarding me a chip.  Next upgrade to buy: Elder Pact. 
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Sep 20, 2013 12:49
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Don't worry, the first Elder Pact is free. 
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Refreshed, got a black page. Panicked for a bit, but discovered I only needed to restart Chrome to continue playing.  [edit] Imma keep playing until I get stroopwafels, then reset. 
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Sep 23, 2013 06:37
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I'm at 3.8 billion cps and all my next upgrades cost at least 1 trillion cookies. The next upgrade is 'Get Lucky!' but it's going to take 4 hours to get enough cookies to buy it. I'm in the void between two fun parts, aren't I?
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Sep 23, 2013 10:42
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Is CookieMonster update continously? Suddenly I got X's on my tooltips. They're not very useful because I can't click them (the tooltip disappears when I move the cursor), but still. [edit] vvvvvv It's just that they weren't there before, even with the red warning box attached. Sywert of Thieves fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Sep 23, 2013 |
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Sep 23, 2013 13:04
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I think you should just click the cookie some more.
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Sep 24, 2013 07:31
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Welp, I got what I needed. Back to work.
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death .cab for qt posted:That's not even all the cookies, let alone cheevos  It's what matters. 
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Sep 24, 2013 12:37
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Emron posted:I didn't like Candy Box. I played it until I got to the wall of demons. Then it was no longer fun. Clicking cookies stays fun forever!
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I'm close to my planned first reset (100 time machines) but I'll only have 40 chips. Get all remaining upgrades (Kitten Overseers!) first? [edit] OH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDD  
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You don't say. Kitten Overseers doubled my cps. Also I maxed out Dicksucker between Golden Cookies. 
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I've reset at 100 of everything (and 200 cursors) except condensers, now coasting along with 101 heavenly chips waiting for the next Golden Cookie. True Neverclick, here I come! 
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Sorry for confusing you. I was just trying to convey that I had a Frenzy + Clickin Frenzy for the first time. (And two more times in the hour following that. Holy crap.)
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^^^^ well played ^^^^ I don't understand how Cookie Monster calculates 'worst upgrade'. How can they all be the worst? Compared to what? 
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Pizzatime posted:Seeya guys, I'm going to take a walk and maybe do an oil painting or some poo poo. PAINT A COOKIE 
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Ah jesus, I'm 60k cookies into going for True Neverclick, and a new Golden Cookie spawns, I click it, it's a Clicking Frenzy. ...I immedately start clicking the cookie like a trained baboon. 
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Sep 29, 2013 16:11
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Fun when that happens. I had a Frenzy + Clicking Frenzy happen right when my workstation decided to take a massive crap and freeze the entire browser.... for 13 seconds. 
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Sep 29, 2013 18:11
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Bobnumerotres posted:Should I do the grandma cult thing? Or should I just ignore it? At +500mil/sec right now. Yes. The Bingo Center doesn't do new research until you buy the 'DO NOT BUY THIS' upgrades.
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Mr. Wynand posted:All yer fancy math and achievements and poo poo are forgetting what it's all about Ey dis is bullshit, the number stops going up when I switch tabs.  Also sometimes I can click the button when I haven't made my number as big as I should have for enabling clicking the button. (God this game feels like it's been run through Wikipedia's 'Simple English' filter)
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I had a feeling it did that, but the whole thing is one big Flash app so I couldn't check the source. [edit] Damnit, do new 100 trillion cookie upgrades just keep appearing after I buy the previous one? The names are getting ridiculous, too. Empire Biscuits British Tea Biscuits Chocolate British Tea Biscuits Round British Tea Biscuits Sywert of Thieves fucked around with this message at 10:13 on Oct 1, 2013 |
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Noticed the 'new version!' popup at the bottom, didn't refresh. Glad I didn't after reading up here.  (Maybe after I get 100 condensers, Kitten Overseers and reset)
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I think you guys need to get back to clicking the loving cookie already.
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AnonSpore posted:Pretty sure a cookie chain that ends at 66,666 is the saddest thing in the cookieverse. 6,666  
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You know you're in the endgame when a Frenzy+Clickfrenzy only banks enough to buy a single condenser. Almost time to reset for the 2nd time (going from 101 to ~200 HC!) and refresh to finally get the latest hotness. Just after I get the last 8 condensers....
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Oct 3, 2013 08:34
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Gangringo posted:8000+ heavenly chips 
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Oct 3, 2013 09:28
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I searched for 'Cookie Clicker' on Google Play on a hunch. My gawd. Orteil better hurry if he wants to get in on this. 
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Captain Novolin posted:I got two just a couple hours ago. It's incredibly rare so you just might not be lucky enough. I refreshed this morning and where I was getting Frenzy'd Lucky's nearly every time, right now it's more like 1/8th of the time. The time until the next cookie rarely overlaps with the Frenzy length. Orteil maybe tweaked some probabilities.
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Got 100 condenders, reset with 322 chips, got to 1 million cookies baked without upgrades in 8 minutes 8 seconds flat. (Now to get 1 billion cookies without upgrades, yay!) Are the dungeons out of beta btw? [edit] Monkey Fracas posted:I'm seeing this too, but it may be all in my head. It's probably in my head, right after I posted that I got 3 overlapping Golden Cookies. [edit2] 16 minutes 17 seconds to 1 billion cookies without upgrades, natch 
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Oct 4, 2013 13:58
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I made a Vine about Cookie Clicker
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Oct 5, 2013 11:22
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You're telling a guy from Netherlands that his stroopwafel is not a stroopwafel?
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Oct 5, 2013 12:13
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No, the script can only do anything to your browser, and it's fairly limited in that. It could maybe steal your Gmail password or something, but it's sandboxed in the browser.
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Buy more upgrades. The Bingo Center creates new ones every 30 minutes. Do not buy Elder Covenant unless you're a wimp.AnonSpore posted:Frenzy and click frenzy and I still didn't have enough to buy my next condenser. Click faster. Enable MouseKeys and hammer keypad 5 and keypad + during a Clicking Frenzy
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Hakkesshu posted:After five chains there's a chance it just ends. You have to be real lucky to get to the trillion/quadrillion ones. I just got a Cookie Chain during a Frenzy for the first time, but it didn't multiply by 77. Ended at 666 million, too.
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