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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
what's the downlow on truck horns vs. train horns vs. marine horns, and is there a way to connect a relay so they go off if I hold both horn buttons

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

InitialDave posted:

Pipe organ or nothing.

I have always wanted to get a car with a BOV and mount a chord set of organ pipes on it

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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Devyl posted:

I just want to know what caused her to haul rear end across the road and then abandon her car... :iiam:



Well, the first part's a mystery, but I'd wager the car's abandoned because it's low-centered across a ditch.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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Beach Bum posted:

:confused: my 240 has an 8.3m turning circle, which is better than both the E30's I've had AND the Miata.

When this happens to me in the Miata, I like to see how close I can get to them while backing up before they honk.

Volvo threw out the incredibly tight turning when they went front-wheel drive.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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Bovril Delight posted:

My wife's Focus is 40'. A u-turn is not a viable maneuver. drat you handling package. :argh:

my volvo 940's 32' turning circle means I can park on either side of the street, facing either direction, and never have to make a 3-point turn :smug:

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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oh my god :3:

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

SocketSeven posted:

To be fair to the corvette, it's not like any american manufacturer makes a sports car thats any worse. :colbert:

Or any better

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
post idiots



:effort:

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
Automotive Insanity › These are the people you share a road with: the rear end in a top hat was inside us all along

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

looks like a clear case of unintended acceleration to me!

Beach Bum posted:

Also, sometimes I just like to wring out my car and hear the pleasant noises. Is pleases my stupid lizard brain to make it go "vroom-vroom" :q:

Yeah I have to endure the guy in his very sensible champagne Toyota Camry slooowly easing up next to me at the next light with a smug poo poo eating grin on his face, but I don't care because I've got a huge grin on my face and I'm about to absolutely destroy the turn just up ahead.

It's not fun until you're going full opposite lock through a roundabout

atomicthumbs fucked around with this message at 07:00 on May 26, 2014

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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Astonishing Wang posted:

Everybody chime in - What are some other state-specific names that people call out-of-towners?

"tourist gently caress"

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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tuna posted:

The crosswalks around me in LA do bird chirps to walk. Some close to where I live also speak to you in a horrifying Robocop voice. "WAIT", they demand. "CROSS VENICE NOW", they order.

The sounds I recorded came from a car though, since they followed me down the street for a mile.

the crossings a few towns over from me go "wait." and instead of making a machine gun noise or going "crossing sign on", they just go "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" like the thing forgot what it was supposed to say

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
I go a little above the speed limit because my old Volvo is apparently invisible to police officers.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

blk posted:

I was driving home yesterday behind a new Malibu and the driver flicked his cigarette out the window. I stopped and picked up the butt, then caught up with him (long, straight street with no turn offs) and followed the remaining 1/2 mile until he stopped at a long light. I got out and knocked on his window, which he rolled down, and told him "Don't do it again," before flicking his own butt in his face. He was too shocked to say anything; nobody else was around so I turned around behind him and went home.

a) I guess I'm a cool cigarette-flicking AI guy now

b) One of these days I will be killed by someone with a gun in their car

c) I know not all smokers litter like assholes, but far too many do.

If I had been behind the person who threw a butt out their window and started a grass fire right outside my heavily forested town (in sunny, tinder-dry northern California), I would definitely consider doing that, except maybe replace the sweet line and flick with running them off the road, hauling them out of their car, and beating the poo poo out of them

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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the milk machine posted:

I know this comes up once in awhile, but is there an accepted "best" dash cam, or a thread or something?

Yes

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
My favorite thing about Volvos is the fact that Volvo did the intelligent thing and made it so that the headlights turn off when you turn the car off, so you can just leave the switch on forever.

My mom's CR-V just beeps loudly at you when you take the key out with the headlights on. Why?!

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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Michael Scott posted:

Seriously, does anyone know a good reputable place for buying crazy horns for my sedan on the Internet? I'm looking for the loudest, scariest horn that's still legal in most of the U.S. If not loud then just funny.

All I can find are silly air horn kits. I want a super-loud electronic horn that fits in the default spot if that exists.

You could buy a marine horn. I think Wolo has a range of them.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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rip

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

fakeaccount posted:

And I could sledgehammer my nads, but that would make about as much sense as doing favors for an exgirlfriend.

your paradigm's a bit narrow there mate

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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TWBalls posted:

Hmm... I've only seen single car rolling roadblocks here in California.

Like so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31fZIBxFd9I

I'd never seen that happen before (and I had been driving for about 18 years at that point), so it was weird as hell to me. I think I've seen it about 3 times since then.

that's not a rolling roadblock, that's just a CHP officer seeing how many times he can change lanes without hitting the marker bumps :v:

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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the cyclist is never centered in the bike lane.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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today I was in the left lane of a 4-lane divided street, and someone in an orange Mazda5 decided to attempt to either pull into my lane (from a gas station on the right) or across both lanes into a left turn lane, without looking. then after I had to slam on my brakes and my horn they caught up with me at the next light and gunned it to get in front of me when it turned green.

I don't get it. Do they think what they avoid seeing can't hurt them? Is that why they don't loving look?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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PaganGoatPants posted:

You know what DK stands for?

Donkey Kong?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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Nothing like leaving early to try to get to work on time for once, getting stuck behind an 80s Civic going 35 in a 40 zone, and because of this getting to the turnoff onto the only road (2-lane undivided) into town just in time to watch a big truck full of dirt go past going 20 under the speed limit with two dozen cars stacked up behind it :argh:

he maintained this slow speed all the way into and through the first several towns. I took the long, slow route and managed to get in front of him at a light.

why wouldn't he pull out??

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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FogHelmut posted:

The shoulder is not to be used to accelerate and merge into traffic.

tell that to the folks I was waiting in line at a red light with the other day.



blue ovals represent normal, everyday cars. red ovals represent Christ, What an rear end in a top hat cars. I'm the third or fourth blue oval on the top left.

everyone is waiting. the two lanes going left at the top is the main route west into the rest of the county. the other ones lead to other west and south.

parking is on the right (north). nobody is parked. rear end in a top hat #1 discovers this miraculous new lane, leaves the line, and attempts to overtake us all to the traffic light, since nobody is using it. he rapidly discovers that this is not, in fact, a lane, and causes a traffic jam attempting to wedge himself in as the light turns green.

rear end in a top hat #2, not to be daunted, follows him through the parking and worsens the jam.

I wish I'd been quick-thinking enough when I saw the first guy pull out to pull halfway into the parking lane.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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The Locator posted:

After driving 1200'ish miles in Nevada over the last 2 days, I'm convinced of 2 things:

1) Nevada desperately needs an unlimited speed limit on the vast majority of the roads through the desolate wastelands between the tiny dead towns with 25mph speed limits.

that's what the good Lord gave us nighttime for. nothing like making it to Tonopah with time to spare due to your average speed of 95 mph.

it also lets you discover that the weak point in your car's engine (with increased boost due to the PO poking a hole in the wastegate hose) is when the EGR compression/flare fitting stops compressing and just blows the pipe out of the exhaust manifold, and that the threshold speed for this to happen is 110 mph

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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BraveUlysses posted:

hahaha what the gently caress did i just watch

judging by the fact that he gets out through the window, a stolen car.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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Geirskogul posted:

Then she has the nerve to flip me off? I blasted the ambulance siren and air horn so much, and advanced far enough, that I forced her to back up and make way.

you are living the dream

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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I'm not really sure what all you people are complaining about in regards to signatures. What's wrong with them?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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Galler posted:

It's pretty common on non-SA forums for people to have 300+ pixel tall images of their car/favorite anime/video game/whatever the forum is about and like 7 lines of text describing every car they've ever owned/animes watched/video games owned/etc.

:thejoke:

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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Uthor posted:

HAM radio operators seem very narrowly focused in the things they care about.

That's a CB antenna.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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ValleyGirl posted:

Well, I was westbound toward Superior at the time with the cruise control set at 95 mph, when suddenly out of nowhere... Momma bear runs across the road, followed by 3 cubs. I am standing on the brake pedal trying to stop in time - because I know that if I hit one of them, Momma will be very upset. I managed to stop with maybe 10 feet to spare. Had I hit one, I'm not sure my Kahr PM40 which I was carrying at the time would have been adequate to stop the mother bear. Whew. Lucky.

So you thought about using your Kahr to remove the danger but not your Car to remove yourself from danger?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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ValleyGirl posted:

If I'd hit one of the cubs, I'm pretty sure the Kahr would have been the only thing working, after an airbag had exploded in my face... :)

oh, right.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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Cage posted:

I also run with fogs 24/7 because they look rad.

:frog:

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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Safety Dance posted:

Suck it up, Nancy. Hang out in the left lane and don't let dickbags cut in front of you, then revel in the open road once the slightly-faster truck completes the pass.

...two hours later

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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Devor posted:

What's the implication here? People lost their shirts, and then angry-braked randomly during the drive home?

often, casinos give free drinks

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

What's the universal signal for "turn on your lights, dumbass"?

Flashing headlights, followed by yelling, obscene gestures, and a PIT maneuver.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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Sudo Echo posted:

Or they can be like my first accident where I stopped at the line, then creeped forward to look since you can't see traffic from the line. The lady behind me thought I was going and just slammed into the back of me.

did she have anything to say for herself

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


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revmoo posted:

I was getting gas the other night and this guy pulls into the gas station with his headlights off and hazards on. He pulls about 1/3 into a parking space and stops. I'm thinking he must have a blown fuse or something and was limping it to the gas station. So I watch as this guy backs up, pulls forward, stops, backs up, pulls forward, stops for a second. He then reverses at full speed swinging the car around, jams it into drive and then flies past me at the pump very nearly missing me, jerking the wheel at the last second. He proceeds to fly off down the road, headlights still off and hazards blinking away.

By the time I realized that I needed to call 911 and report him he was gone unfortunately.

Well, at least he knows that the hazard lights are for warning others about a traffic hazard.

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