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Metal Loaf posted:I've heard that fantasy authors are generally more liberal while science-fiction writers tend to be more conservative, but I've not seen any particular evidence for either assertion myself. J.K. Rowling is a committed socialist, if that helps.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2013 01:48 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 21:20 |
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This is one of the things they put under Nightmare Fuel for Modern Warfare (it's on the YMMV page, though; no whole page devoted to it, which I'm not sure is good or bad):quote:After all the Tranquil Fury and general badassery by Price, in both games, General Shepherd hands him his rear end in a fist fight. Seeing someone like that receive a No Holds Barred Beat Down is SCARY. Oh no mommy the ULTRA MEGA SUPER AWESOME BADASS Captain Price got beat up now what do I do
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 07:34 |
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They actually dedicated an entire loving article to something in an FPS being unrealistic. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneBulletClips quote:One thing that videogames have come to acknowledge is that if you have three hundred rounds for your pistol, you can't just shoot it three hundred times without a break, since most weapons aren't belt-fed. Today, almost all games with firearms require a reload period while an animation shows the player character removing the previous magazine and inserting a new one. So now it's totally realistic, right? Um, well... Guys did you know that reloading doesn't work like in FPSes? It's true! See, you can't just throw away the mag unless it's completely empty, you have to eject the spent rounds and it's even worse with revolvers because they don't bother to show the rounds being chambered and... Leave it to TVTropes to bitch about modern war shooters having unrealistic reloading, instead of actual serious issues like kneejerk wanking over imperialistic American foreign policy.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2013 08:55 |
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I found this on the Nightmare Fuel page for Legend of Zelda:quote:Ironically, the "puzzle solved" sound. It's loud, and the chiptune-esque way it sounds can make players jump because it sounds out-of-place in a game that otherwise uses more modern video game sounds. It's particularly startling in dungeons, as it runs counter to the eerie calmness of the background sounds and music when there are no enemies around. Tropers are so manchildy they're scared of a cheery noise just because it's startling.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2013 07:22 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I remember some of the Fallout New Vegas devs being asked by a troper if the I Am Not Left Handed challenge was a reference to tvtropes. Oh for... It came from The Princess Bride. They admit it came from Princess Bride on the trope page, goddamn quote:The trope name and the page quote come from The Princess Bride. Inigo Montoya is so good that he fights with his left hand just to keep things somewhat challenging, but when faced with the Man in Black, he realises he's being outmatched, and switches the sword back to his right hand to gain the upper hand again. Too bad the Man in Black was also fighting with his off-hand, presumably for the same reason. If you look closely, you'll notice when the Man in Black first starts to draw his sword, he is drawing it with his right hand until he notices that Inigo plans to fight with his left-hand. Christ, when tropers aren't being neckbeard creepazoids ( LIKE THAT FLUFFY PONY poo poo ) they're being egotistical idiots who think the world revolves around them. But that's just preaching to the choir.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2014 05:45 |
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Alpacalips Now posted:I think that tropers don't like classic science fiction because they seem like the kind of dolts who read that a character in the future is using a radio or writing with a pen and paper and they immediately scoff at how the setting is so inaccurate and implausible. Never mind that 1984 is perhaps more relevant than it ever has been, or that William Gibson's work, for all of its clunky 80's-early 90's futurism, raises important questions about how technology is altering humanity. Alien hasn't aged a day because it taps into so many primal fears. But why explore boring, hard themes when you can feel so clever for pointing out that no one will be using land line phones in 2030? I think that 25 years from now, the equivalent of tropers will roll their eyes at Mass Effect and Firefly for the same reasons. There is actually a whole trope devoted to this kind of stuff http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Zeerust tl;dr "Man those writers in the 1950s sure were dumb since they couldn't predict the internet, amirite? "
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 02:29 |
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Hey, guys! Let's check out the WMG page for 1984, because CLEARLY what the most famous dystopian novel of all time needs is a bunch of lonely pedophile dweebs feverishly dreaming up insane theories about it!1984 is a sequel to Jack London's The Iron Heel, and the rebels of that book eventually won and became the Party posted:London's rebel Socialists and Orwell's Party both call each other "comrade," hate capitalists, are masters of disguise and undercover work, are adept at brainwashing (as seen by the incident in The Iron Heel involving young Wilkins), value abstaining from all sexual relationships so as not to distract one from his or her devotion to the cause (the Red Virgin Anna Royalston and male rebels who refuse to marry are honored and praised just like the Comrade Ogilvy Winston invents), and encourage family members to turn against each other in support of the cause (one of London's rebels is excommunicated for protecting his traitor son, and Party children are turned into spies against their parents). "The Brotherhood of Man" that (eventually) defeated the Iron Heel is either the Party, or the hegemony that succeeded the Party. Room 101 contains a boggart posted:It's your worst fear, after all? So if Winston had been a wizard, and he'd had access to his wand, then all he'd have to do would be to say "Riddikulus" and the rats would turn into Alvin and the Chipmunks or something. Oh, do not forget the inevitable Doctor Who theory The Doctor will come in his TARDIS and save the day posted:1. It seems that in order for anything to change would take outside interference. 2. I really really want it to be true! because of course ALIENS.jpg The Party WILL fall. Via Aliens posted:Now, it's quite a stretch, but this is how I think it'll all go down: Inevitable incest theories are go The prostitute Winston sleeps with is his mom posted:Think about it. She's about the age his mother would have been, and it's never directly said what happened to her. Maybe at some point, rather than join the Party, she became a prole. Julia is Winston's sister posted:Winston isn't sure of his exact age, right? And they both have dark hair... East Asia is ruled by Anonymous posted:The name of their ideology is translated as "Obliteration of the Self", right? Now if you wanna be generous you can say that, oh, 1/2 (or so) of these were joke theories, but a) that assumes tropers know anything about humor, and b) that still leaves another 1/2 which is completely serious.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2014 07:48 |
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While we're at it, let's check out the general trope page for 1984, because I really want you to hate tropers right now.quote:The Bad Guy Wins: The whole point of this book is that moral and/or ethical standards are irrelevant to Realpolitik, and thus the good guys never will remake the world in their image. Ever. quote:Big Brother Is Employing You: Winston works for the Party. quote:Crapsack World: Living in the world of 1984 is a Fate Worse than Death even worse than living in a Cosmic Horror Story. At least in a Cosmic Horror Story you lived just like a Prole with privacy and freedom because the gods don't care about your thought-crimes (unless, of course, your curious mind actively seek them out with punishments galore). quote:Disproportionate Retribution: The hell Winston Smith is put through is astonishing, considering that his rebellious acts — keeping a diary, having an affair and enjoying it — are so trivial and furtive that he would pose no threat to the Party at all if he were only left alone. Very likely he would not agitate, or publish samizdat tracts, or even whisper thoughtcrime to his acquaintances. He would just go on and on, writing lies for the Ministry of Truth and meeting up with Julia and wondering wistfully if there is a Brotherhood, until his natural death. But for the Party, mere obedience is not enough. quote:False Flag Operation: It is heavily implied that Oceania, Eurasia and Eastasia are basically ruled by the same ideology, and are bombing each other/themselves to create a Pretext for War and totalitarianism, and that the Party is using the Brotherhood to bait dissidents for capture. quote:Not So Different: The rival countries. Oceania may be bad, but the implication is that the two other superstates, Eurasia and Eastasia, are almost exactly identical to it. The three states are always at war with each other, with nobody ever winning. If you live in one of the areas the three states are always fighting over, you are a slave in both body and mind to whoever has power over the area at the current time. quote:Secret Police: The Thought Police.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2014 00:05 |
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William Bear posted:I don't know if it's just me, but I just did a google search for the Turner Diaries. Result one is its Wikipedia page. Result two is its Tvtropes page. On the YMMV page there's this gem: quote:Genius Bonus: Take a good look at the colors of the book cover: red, white, and black. Look familiar together, don't they? Also this: quote:The increasingly-stricter demands by public groups for gun control makes one wonder just how stupid the idea of Congress throwing out the Second Amendment might be. Demands for stricter gun control after mass shootings = OH GOD OBAMA IS GONNA TAKE OUR GUNS ANY DAY NOW RUN
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2014 00:21 |
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quote:The four armed dragon picked up a surprisingly appropriately sized phone out of nowhere, all the while carrying a crystal ball, "You have reached Swami Parallaxus, fortune teller who can tell you your future, your present, your past, your past that was retconned in, your past that occurred in an Elseworlds, your past that has been rendered no longer in continuit- Huh, she hanged up."
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 06:12 |
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Random Stranger posted:It's a rule of thumb that you just use "said" for dialog unless you know what you're doing by not using it. Obviously this guy hasn't heard of that rule. There is actually a trope about this! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SaidBookism Naturally they never apply it to themselves, because tropers.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 07:06 |
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I'm more amazed they found anything to "analyze" in a Call of Duty game.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 06:23 |
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Oh hey, speaking of tropers being terrified of everything http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/SuperMarioBros The first thing on the list: quote:Several people are terrified by Boos. It pretty much all boils down to the fact that they only chase you when you're not looking. It only leaves the door open to Fridge Horror. For those who have Terrifying!
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2014 01:40 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Uh... what? How, specifically? They turn invisible when you look at them so I guess the idea is that you realize a homicidal ghost was ~right there~ and you never realized it or something? It would probably work better if they looked like something other than cartoony floating puff-balls.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2014 02:45 |
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Troper Obsession With Rape: Item #4,709,412,848,103 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fridge/AceAttorney quote:In the first Ace Attorney game's final case, Damon Gant asks the 16-year-old Ema to stay in his office after he kicks Phoenix and Gumshoe out. Afterward, Ema seems... withdrawn. Very withdrawn. Um. "Um." potholes to the Memetic Molester page. "Because it's not like he could have violently threatened her or done anything else that would scare the crap out of her, it must have been rape!"
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2014 05:03 |
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this has probably been pointed out already but on their Something Awful pagequote:A Darker Me: It's a joke on Something Awful that every goon is a nerdy, overweight "neckbeard" in Real Life. Individual goons, however, tend to make up obvious lies about how awesome they are for the fun of it.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2014 05:22 |
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quote:(it was due to a Chrome plugin that changes the word 'cloud' to 'butt' - I have since removed this plugin from my browser)
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2014 08:44 |
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I found the dumbest Fridge:Fridge: Modern Warfare posted:Another No Russian one: obviously shooting any of the terrorists will lead them to brand Allen a traitor and kill him in retaliation. But why would throwing a flashbang or grenade too close to the group lead to the same reaction? Because getting hit by an unexpected blast would cause them to cry out in Russian, giving their true nationalities away. Most people, even if fluent in another language and have it ingrained in their heads, will yell in their native tongue in a sudden moment of severe pain/surprise. Pvt. Allen's stupid act would have jeapordized the mission just as much as wearing a shirt saying "WE'RE NOT AMERICANS, WE'RE RUSSIANS!" Yes, obviously the reason Makarov's gang turn on Allen if he tosses a flashbang/grenade their way is due to some dumb psychoanalytic bullshit about yelling in native languages as opposed to he threw a flashbang/grenade at them.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 04:07 |
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Alpacalips Now posted:I probably played Wind Waker more than any other Zelda game because its graphics, music and over all fun never failed to cheer me up, and it helped me through some rough times. Let's see why I should have been making GBS threads myself like a wuss instead of enjoying it. Now to be fair those things are loving terrifying. And by "are" I mean "were". And by "were" I mean "when I was 7 years old".
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2014 05:23 |
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1984 was supposed to be an insight into the totalitarian mindset? I'm pretty sure it was meant to be a "this is what all totalitarianism, Soviet, Fascist, or Nazi, is like IRL" without giving a poo poo about what the rulers thought.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2014 04:21 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Didn't namtab or somebody do a chapter-by-chapter tour of this travesty I think he gave up at the part where a 12-year old boy plots literal rape
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 22:49 |
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Going back to creepypastas, I was skimming the YMMV page for the NES Godzilla Creepypasta (which is probably the most decent creepypasta I've ever read) and found this:quote:Paranoia Fuel: To anyone who owns, or has ever owned, Godzilla: Monster of Monsters for the NES. Maybe Zachary's copy isn't the only one of its kind floating around. Or maybe you had/have it and were never aware of it! Feel like giving it a whirl? Are you loving real?
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 06:52 |
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I found this insanity on the Draco in Leather Pants page for Harry Potter:quote:To be fair, while it's true Voldie was never a nice guy the rather heavy-handed way this is shown has lead to some fan revolt—we only ever hear Dumbledore's side of the story. The orphanage matron's complaints in the pensive memory sound eerily similar to the slander Harry receives on Privet drive which opens up an Alternate Character Interpretation of Tom Riddle being a Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds. And then there's Dumbledore's method of dealing with a troubled kleptomaniac orphan with mental/behavioral problems: is to set his things on fire and think that will teach him a lesson. It taught him a lesson all right—that Might Makes Right. And just like with Harry, Dumbledore could have helped Tom but he chose not to. He kept sending Tom back to the muggle orphanage in the middle of the Blitz and then you wonder why the guy is interested in, you know, not dying. I think my favorite part is that line at the end. "He grew up during THE BLITZ, man, it's not his fault he turned into a bloodthirsty, power-hungry, mass-murdering sociopath who was basically the wizard equivalent of Hitler! "
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 06:37 |
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Tropers wrote over 140,000 words about an adventure novel series in a fictional cartoon THAT DIDN'T EXIST TO BEGIN WITH BLAGHRARGA End thread, this shall be our monument to all that is wrong with tropers. e: going back to Harry Potter, I just realized something that made the whole "VOLDIE GREW UP IN THE BLITZ WHY DO YOU THINK HE WAS KILLING PEOPLE AND LITERALLY TEARING APART HIS SOUL TO STAY IMMORTAL " point irrelevant. Hogwarts terms begin in September and end in the summer (June?). The Blitz lasted from 7 September 1940 to 21 May 1941. Hogwarts is a boarding school in Scotland. In other words, Tom Riddle was completely safe from the Blitz the entire time (or nearly the entire time) it was happening. You may now return to your marveling at troper obsession with ponies. Gen. Ripper fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Jun 12, 2014 |
# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 05:52 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Some people are able to work out that LBJ must have been Vice President at some point if he became President when JFK was shot. But that logic doesn't extend to Lincoln; after Lincoln was shot there just wasn't a President. Uh, what? Did I miss something?
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 06:30 |
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From the Forrest Gump Fridge page:quote:On the subject of Vietnam, I realized later that the flag hanging on Lt. Dan's latrine in the scene when Forrest and Bubba arrive is a Viet Cong flag. Three guesses what they use for toilet paper when they run out of the usual stuff.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 03:38 |
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tacodaemon posted:The Internet claims that this is what an N cup looks like In the movie Seven Kevin Spacey kills a dude by making him eat a ridiculous amount of food and then kicking his stomach so it explodes. I wonder if we can apply the same principle to this lady's tits.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 11:44 |
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quote:None of the tentacles go up her skirt, but on the other hand Gabrielle isn't burned, either.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 07:34 |
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They believe there is scary stuff in Barney and Friends. I'm going to repeat that. They believe there is scary stuff in Barney and Friends. Demolish the Pony Indiana Jones statue, we have found a new, greater monument to the inherent wrongness in tropers.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2014 05:42 |
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BlueDude posted:No way. The eternal monument to troperdom is still this: You can have multiple monuments for the same thing! The Barney monument will be for their wimpiness and the breast chart will be for their creepiness. Other monuments will be considered at a later date.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2014 05:46 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:Wasn't "the gift" an M16 or something? IIRC it was a piece of the egg Barney hatched from (which somehow survived for 65 million years) and they threw it into a hole which summoned Barney's mom from the Cretaceous period to kill him or something.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2014 08:22 |
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quote:Alternatively, Alice isn't so innocent as she looks, and is cynically manipulating Bob for her own ends, while Bob, a prisoner of his own attraction and Alice's mind games, can only follow along helplessly, knowing that if he slips up, or she gets bored with him, Alice can ruin his reputation and get him thrown in jail with ease and make herself look like the victim. Oh for Christ's sake. Of course they had to throw in a scenario where the girl is an evil dirty manipulative slut toying with the poor helpless pedophile, because to do otherwise could imply that *gasp* there is something wrong with people who get boners over 12-year old girls!! (i.e. 90% of TVTropes).
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2014 20:39 |
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Cornwind Evil posted:Tropers can't handle the most basic people interactions, you think they can wrap their heads around complicated things like that? And those that did get it would show they didn't really get it anyway by shoehorning in the stupid Firefly list.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 06:38 |
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Holy hell these are some of the worst borders I've ever seen in my life. And I've seen Tom Clancy maps.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 01:34 |
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quote:Have you ever been confronted by a large chunk of text and caught your eyes heading toward the upper left corner of the page in pursuit of the "Find on Page" function before realizing you were looking at a book and not a web browser? quote:Automatically skipping over banner ads before realizing you're reading a text book and all the brightly coloured, highlighted boxes are in fact "important key information" notes. Dear Lord how much of a shut-in do you have to be for these to seriously apply
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 06:17 |
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BlueDude posted:*insert my childhood being raped, burned, and shot here * How exactly does predestination work? Is it "yeah you're going to hell even if you're Mr. Rogers because God said so" or is it "You're going to hell and God has planned out your life so you WILL end up deserving it"? Because if it's the latter, I think I know where tropers are predestined to go...
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 06:38 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 21:20 |
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Dr. Killjoy posted:1984 but with animes. The day TV Tropes tries to intersect 1984 with their pointless bullshit animespeak is the day I start a campaign to wipe tropers from the face of the earth. Oh wait they already did. Welp, load up the M60s and B-17s, guys.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 13:51 |