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HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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evobatman posted:

I came back from 4 weeks of vacation to find a perfectly fine laptop in the electronics trash. Apparently it had refused to PXE image itself no matter what my coworkers had tried, so they threw it out.

I set the BIOS to the correct date and time, and loaded our image on it.

It's just a Latitude E6400, so it's not like anything of great value would have been lost, but for fucks sake!

That's still a nice laptop, and far from the sort of thing that's worth tossing in the trash. Core 2 has some serious staying power.

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HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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guppy posted:

Believe me, I do :( I try not to be insane about it, but I also try to be careful about that stuff.

Open doors with your foot, use the back of your hand, knuckles to press buttons, pull your sleeve over your fingers when you have to pull a door...

Yeah, it can get obsessive if you try to avoid as much as possible.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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TheFuzzyLumpkin posted:

because people will not stop using PSTs. (that's a whole different thing.)

You can stop them being created using Group Policy. I did.

You can stop people writing new data to PSTs they already have. I did.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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spog posted:

I'm rocking a US keyboard with a UK layout in Windows.

I have no functioning backslash key.
¬!"£$%^&*()_+
{}~
:@
<>?
[]#
;'
,./

(seriously, where the gently caress has it gone?)

The # key on a UK keyboard is where the US backslash would be in mapping, I'm pretty sure.

If you want a US keyboard but with UK mods, just edit the layout, presumably you're in Windows, just get the Microsoft Keyboard Layout Creator.

vv Yeah, but if you're using a UK keyboard map it won't be

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Sep 4, 2014

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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TWBalls posted:

I wrapped one of my old Droid 4's around my steering wheel when the GPS decided to stop working while I was driving.



Still the best phone with a physical keyboard as far as I know. drat.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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TWBalls posted:

I have a working one sitting on my desk if you want it. I seem to recall that Lum likes them as well, so whomever wants it can have it (just pay shipping).

Huh, yeah, if it's in relatively decent condition, I'd take it for shipping. Do you have PM?

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Sep 5, 2014

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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sfwarlock posted:

Recruiting. I'm trying to hire just another low-level set of hands, and I get this one candidate...

First, she applied for every single job posted on the site, from a marketing intern all the way up to VP/HR.

Second, she's spent the last three years working at a golf course on the grounds crew.

Third, this is the entirety of her cover letter:
job application.

I rejected her. I get the following email back.
u not hire me because i'm woman.

To maintain any faith in humanity, you have to believe it's some kind of spam bot.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Sirotan posted:

So they had a bubble gum blowing contest instead.

Wow. Are your colleagues 10 years old?

Your idea was way better. Thankfully I get to do that anyway, since as I work at a school (although not for much longer!) in the holidays, we clear out the old gear; tossing and smashing it to our hearts' content.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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FISHMANPET posted:

Also, you would have gotten the bonus if you took more sick days?

It's possible, cunts in HR love the Bradford Factor.

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Sep 22, 2014

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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psydude posted:

So today I learned that one of our two COOP sites is located at sea level approximately 200 feet from the water.

What do you mean, "the land was cheap for a reason"?

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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JazzmasterCurious posted:

Shut up. A regular non-expensive pint of euro lager in a pub here is easily $10 USD, a bottle of Duvel Tripel Hop 2014 is $21 and the Ægir Tors Hammer 13,2 % ABV barleywine is $31 ($15 retail at the monopoly shops). Cheapest 0,5 liter can of swill at the grocery store is #3. The. Cheapest. One.

Welcome to socialist utopia Norway. Downside: The government hates alcohol abuse.

Obscene. How are you supposed to get drunk like that? Take a quick trip to Denmark. Cheap in comparison.

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Oct 31, 2014

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Nintendo Kid posted:

There's no contest. WinRAR's an outdated piece of poo poo and 7zip is free. No one needs to make RAR files anymore because it ain't 1999.

WinRAR is still updated, unless I'm missing your point here. 7zip is a perfectly decent bit of software, though, no argument there.

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Nov 5, 2014

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Crowley posted:

That's in NOK, right? :ohdear:
Otherwise I'll have to bash some heads and demand a raise.

It must be, because honestly, Diesel is cheap in Denmark! Much cheaper than the UK... (Affording the car in the first place is another matter).

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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anthonypants posted:

It's reddit, so it's about as believable as The Daily WTF.

You honestly don't think that would happen? It sounds believable to me.

Even if it's not true for some reason; I guarantee it's true at some company.

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Dec 22, 2014

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Galler posted:

All season tires are garbage unless you get the really good (expensive) ones and even then they're worse than winter or summer tires during their respective seasons. There's a reason all seasons are frequently called 'no season' tires.

I don't know; when I was researching tyres for my car, I ended up buying Bridgestone A001 all-season tyres, because they performed supremely in standing water tests, which stood out to me. Pretty appropriate for British weather, where it's pissing down a lot, but ice and snow are rarely concerns that last.

My economy didn't suffer (I recorded every tank for the whole time I had the car) after replacing the Michelin Energy that were on it before, but the cornering grip difference was incredible.

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Dec 30, 2014

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Dudley posted:

I'm guessing but "Trackpad that's still a crime against nature just like every PC laptop ever"?

It doesn't look like it has separate buttons, so probably.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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guppy posted:

We have a web app that shits the bed on anything newer than IE8.

Talking about old versions of IE, what the hell is going to happen when Microsoft decides to stop updating IE in Windows 7? After all, it's now in extended support, yet I have zero faith in the market share shrinking significantly at all. If anything, it'll still grow as businesses still come off XP, and won't touch 8 with a barge pole.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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John Dough posted:

I do GIS for a living and I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that plotters are worse than printers.

Well, it's a giant inkjet, right? So you're no doubt correct..

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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An Angry Bug posted:

I'M NOT EVEN WORTH A loving CUBICLE TO THESE loving ASSHOLES. :tizzy:

Yeah, it's about time to set the building on fire.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Danish structure isn't that hard, and most of the time I can now guess how to pronounce a word correctly (even if I have zero clue what it means), and I can bumble my way through reading parts of the newspaper (I should be better by now), but trying to listen to what people are saying and process all of it is hopeless. I can pick out the odd word then attempt to guess. Of course, most people speak English anyway, so, eh.

Going to language school soon, though, so hopefully I won't suck. Being English doesn't prepare you very well for actually learning another language, because honestly, most language classes at school ended up being seen as irrelevant and taken with less respect than they deserved. Not that it would have helped me with Danish, since it, or a language close to it, was never an option.

Rolleyes, I would say you are welcome to stop by (if you had the time), but I highly doubt you'd be coming anywhere near where I live, the absolute rear end-end of nowhere.

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Jan 27, 2015

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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rolleyes posted:

Yeah unfortunately it's a big ole road trip through a few countries, so not really any time for detours!

By the sounds of it I should give up all hope of speaking Danish and just concentrate on trying to read menus and road signs.

Some fun hints can include g being randomly almost silent, although that's usually after a vowel, and when d is after a vowel, that's fun, because it's a mangled sound, and absolutely nothing like a d. Oh, and if you see two 'a' it's the same as å, which you think, might sound like an a? Nope, more like o.

I'm sure it'll surprise and delight. Well, have fun on your trip!

Edit: Ah, my delay in going to the language school was caused by a mix up, where the attentive and ever-vigilant civil servants noted my arrival year as 2012, when it was 2014.

vv Yeah, seems right. Jeg, the "eg" is like "eye".

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Jan 27, 2015

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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dennyk posted:

When the humidity drops below 50%, my nose starts bleeding and my fingers turn to sandpaper. :( I'm pretty sure if I ever traveled to the Southwest I'd dry up and collapse into a pile of dust as soon as I stepped outside. Even the winters here in Atlanta are too loving cold and dry for me.

Get a humidifier, I suppose. I have a Sharp air purifier that also humidifies. Seems to help now, because without it, some points in the day fall to 30% or so relative humidity. Of course, I have to almost constantly fill the water tank (and clean the filters), but hey, it makes for a more pleasant environment.

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Mar 1, 2015

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Thanks Ants posted:

And a nice rug in your private office.

One that really ties the room together.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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Demonachizer posted:

This doesn't piss me off but not sure where it should go but I find it loving hilarious. I am leaving my position and one of the things I did while here was setup a VMware environment. It has worked super well with 0 problems. I came in this morning (this is my last week) and found out they are migrating everything OFF OF IT.

Helpdesk manager guy is worried that nobody will be able to do anything if it goes down. I understand his concern except it is crazy to me that the solution to the problem is not to loving learn the technology for an infrastructure they spent 100k on instead they will just bring it down.

What a bunch of regressive dudes.

EDIT: The environment is 3 big big hosts and two SANs in replication. It is a nice environment but oh well.

EDIT2: There is a file server that is virtualized and its store is just a separate volume on the SAN. Instead of just connecting to that from the non VM file server, the help desk manager is manually transferring and configuring the shares. I am not going to chime in because it is kind of hosed up that they didn't even ask the best way to do it.

So, you did your job correctly, and just because they don't understand it, they're pulling it apart, wasting even more time and money?

Well, that sure is something.

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HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

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FlapYoJacks posted:

The best non-color printer ever made was the HP LaserJet 4L.

So slow. I'm partial to the 4#00 series myself, they were everywhere and weren't slow. I've swapped out many parts on them (maintenance wear parts, some companies actually replaced parts before issues arose due to high print volumes! proactivity? what is this, you say) and they were always easy to work on
They also had a less bulky design compared to the 4, more upright, easier to carry around

I don't have any hard numbers to back any of this up though, it's ages since I dealt with printers

I've got a Brother colour laser printer at home.

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Jan 27, 2023

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