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My little sister once stormed into a room and yelled at Mom, "Lung lady! LUNG LADY!!" a few minutes after she didn't let her have a cookie or something. After some confusion, Mom realized she thought "young lady" was an insult.
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My aunt, cousin, and his kids were visiting today, and my cousin's 4-year-old son just asked him why Grandma calls him "Danny."
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My cousin, an American who lives in Germany, has a six year-old son. She and her German husband try to raise him with both of their cultures. During the 2012 election, they learned that he thought that Barack Obama and Angela Merkel were married.
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Mar 31, 2014 02:14
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4-ish kid of a family friend is opening and repeatedly gulping at the air. We ask him what he's doing. "God is everywhere" -gulp, gulp- "So when I'm doing this" -gulp, gulp- "I'm eating God."
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AlistairCookie posted:Three year old is in the other room right now, by himself, singing a song: My cousin's four year old is very quick to inform me, his parents, and anyone around that "stupid" is a bad word when we say it, according to his preschool teacher apparently. Once, while petting my cat, the cat decided he'd had enough, and walked away, giving him an eyeful of cat anus. Lacking the vocabulary to describe it, he called it a diaper.
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Aug 5, 2014 20:07
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My nephew, who's 15 months old now, knew to "Ho ho ho" when he saw Santa at Christmas 
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Feb 5, 2023 07:32
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My 18-month old nephew knows how to fist bumps now, and knows to make an explosion noise!
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My nephew is 19 months old and he’s so loving cool. He likes doing the dance moves to “If You’re Happy and You Know It,” “The Wheels on the Bus,” and he’s started echoing the “Rock!” in Twisted Sister’s “I Wanna Rock!” His mom is 8 months pregnant, so he knows that in some way that “baby” is associated with a woman’s tummy. This leads to him pointing at my other sister’s stomach and saying “baby” despite her being pretty thin. He calls her Teetee, which we think is derived from Auntie. I swear to god he can throw a spiral football. Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 20:51 on May 31, 2023 |
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