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NosmoKing
Nov 12, 2004

I have a rifle and a frying pan and I know how to use them
I was a stay at home dad for some time. My girls had some choice turns of phrase.

One of my favorite was when I was at a mom and dad's group (at home parents meeting) and my girls heard the moms discussing circumcision.

They heard the word "penis" about 500 times. One of the twins piped up, " my dad's penis is HUGE!"

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NosmoKing
Nov 12, 2004

I have a rifle and a frying pan and I know how to use them

Soulex posted:

My son ran into the bathroom when I was pissing, took post near the side of the toilet. He smiled at me then back at the toilet. He then reached out with hands to touch the stream (probably thinking it was water, he loves showers) and I jerked back and told him "no, it's pee pee." Without breaking a beat he looked at me and said "I like peepee."

:gonk: no buddy. No you don't.

Some therapist in the future will be hearing about this as the genesis of his uncontrollable golden shower fetish.

Good job, dad!

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