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Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



I made a few silly videos of my daughter Nova "saying" things.

https://youtu.be/wdkIPzQSHgM

https://youtu.be/brC_RQPkRAE

https://youtu.be/xn0Diq7gbqw

https://youtu.be/eFYXEzA2_vk

https://youtu.be/i2aYswfByWg

https://youtu.be/Q7CZflnZREE

They are all less than 20 seconds long but they really make me laugh.

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Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



She's just asking the tough questions.

She will also do this while at the park.

"Daddy, lady. See lady?"

"Yes, Nova I see her"

"She all butt" *all is her stand-in word for big for some reason*

"Yes I know"

At this point she follows the lady around going "butt butt butt butt" for a while.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



My kiddo Nova has recently been calling me "Real person Dad" and telling is "Paw Patrol is for God" and won't let us watch it together.

As far as I know I've always been a real person but maybe she knows something I don't.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Pastry of the Year posted:

I will never stop farting in the library


While at story time last week Nova blasted rear end SO LOUD three times, causing the volunteer to stop reading. After the tooting Nova stood and announced "The farts are MEEEEE"

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



I got a random call this moring, it was Nova my 3 Year old. She way trying to say "Happy Father's Day" but all I could understand " Fart Turds Dad"

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Nova went all Lebowski on her lifelike baby the other day.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk7ETyxqLMA

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Dabir posted:

poo poo, now I can't unsee it

Brazil is also a hippo doing ballet.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Nova: Hay Dad I have a secret

Me: oh yah?

Nova: (whispering) Superman.... poops in the clouds

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Nova wanted to make a video but was refusing to appear on camera.

So she got stuck in the crawlspace

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMPq5PkQzH7OlOmXIs3xbq9burAFy2kyW

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Nova has not been feeling so well but asked that I make a "wrasslin video" with her. We sometimes trade headlocks and she gives me armdrags and stuff. Today, she wanted to "wrassle" but wasnt willing to get off the bed and just said "Do the big kick! BabyKicker!" so that's what we did.

You can hear end of my "ready" just as filming begins.

I know its silly but Nova thinks its hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU_CKgkx9QU

*no babies were kicked in the making of this video.

edit: NOW she wants to make a crawlspace video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0nFMZ-UyQ
Final Crawlspace Update

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Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



The sequel to Babykicker has arrived!

DADDY KICKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ-Ik8fUn2s

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.





The kiddo drew a "pretty lady" on the counter with eyeliner. I really dont want to ever clean it off.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Today during our walk

"Hey Dad, what if trees had butts? Like people butts"

Then a bit later "I'd go spanking through that forest " while pounding her fist into her palm

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



So my kiddo gets these fun lil activity boxes and this one was a printing press. She's decided to make NFTs .(Novas Fancy Things)of her character Buttboy

Spider ButtBoy


Emo Buttboy


Mr Beast ButtBoy


Skibbity ButtBoy


UwU ButtBoy


Shrek ButtBoy


Cat ButtBoy


ButtGirl


Elf ButtBoy


Wednesday ButtGirl


Stinky Officer ButtBoy


I'm going to make 20 prints of each one, she's asking $5 for those and only a $50 reserve on the original to get in on the bidding

Beer_Suitcase has a new favorite as of 05:04 on Dec 22, 2023

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Once the holidays wind down I'll be hitting up the print shop. She's already making a list for the next run. I can also submit suggestions if y'all have any.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



the holy poopacy posted:

How many slurp juices can you use on a buttboy

No limit but only non-compendium slurp juices are allowed. Anti Rizz spin does get applied to every 2nd slurp juice. It won't stack with any Gyat Glizzies but that won't impact the Stank Rating

Edit: is there an easy and free way to make a store for these?

Beer_Suitcase has a new favorite as of 20:56 on Dec 22, 2023

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



oh naww these wouldnt be reprints like that. Imma get them printed in town have the kiddo sign em and mail em out.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



I hate bundays

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Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



ButtBoy NFT (Novas Fancy Things) Prints are now available!

https://novasfancythings.etsy.com

I will be posting the original ButtBoy as well and i think he is gonna be a glossy 8x10 for :tenbux:


and now NovasFunnyThings.com will take you to our etsy page. It was always supossed to be Funnythings not fancythings and i noticed too late and etsy wont let you change it w/o starting all over

Beer_Suitcase has a new favorite as of 00:34 on Jan 27, 2024

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