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A couple of weeks ago my 6 year old nephew was complaining about how noisy his pants were for like an hour. Then he said to me "I think whoever made these pants, it was their first day making pants."
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Nov 18, 2013 05:59
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Shath Hole posted:Yep it was My 3 year old nephew's daycare has been teaching the kids that song, apparently. I guess for the animal sounds? Anyway, he slurs the X and S sound together so he'll randomly yell out, usually in public, "WHAT THE gently caress SAY?!"
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Dec 26, 2013 00:44
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My 6 year old nephew was told by his 7 year old cousin that you're not "a big boy" until you're 7. So for the last while my nephew has been insisting he's 7. If you call him on it, he uses the same response every time: "Well if I'm not 7 then I'm 5. And if I'm 5 I'm 4. I'm 3". Basically word for word, every time. Nobody has any idea what the hell he's talking about.
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Feb 10, 2014 16:44
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My 6 year old nephew's grandfather was interviewed in his house for a segment on the local news last week. When he saw the segment, he said "If I go stand in grandpa's room will that put me on TV?"
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May 5, 2014 15:42
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My nephew draws his own little 2 page superhero comics, and his latest creation is called Sabretooth Man. He's basically Wolverine, but he has sabre teeth. He has never heard of the actual character Sabretooth. One day he brought one over where Sabretooth Man fights his nemesis, Pink Eye. Pink Eye is basically Cyclops, but since he drew his giant eye pink that's what he named him. He's never actually heard of pink eye before. I assume this was also Stan Lee's creative process.
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Aug 3, 2014 06:16
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"Why do people have passwords on their internet?" "Because more people using it at your house slows it down." "Do they know they have high speed internet? It's from Dish."
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Aug 16, 2014 03:10
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Not a thing said, but my 5 year old nephew's favorite gift by far today was a bottle of Coke with his name on it. Everything else he did his usual "It's a ___!" or "Just what I wanted!" before moving on to the next thing, but when he pulled the Coke bottle out of his stocking he got up and hugged his grandmother.
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Dec 26, 2015 05:01
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:Assuming the kid has a religious family, she'd probably have had death explained to her as the soul/spirit leaving the body, and from that it's not a huge leap to "his ghost fell out." Death in cartoons is also often depicted as a ghost leaving the body.
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Dec 31, 2015 09:32
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Probably, but even when it is it's supposed to be at home. Bars, restaurants etc. still can't serve minors.
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Apr 5, 2016 23:30
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My 5 year old nephew was sick last week, so he stayed home from school. On the last day he was feeling a bit better so his mother took him to a restaurant for lunch. He knows that his grandmother goes to that same restaurant a lot, so when he got home he insisted they had to call her so he could tell her about something new he tried for lunch and how much he liked it. She thought his mother made him call to hint that she wanted a babysitter for dinner time, but apparently it was all his idea because he knew grandma likes it there and wanted to talk to her about it.
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Apr 18, 2016 15:56
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We had a small work Halloween party and all the Halloween playlists on Spotify were filled with random current Top 40 stuff for some reason.
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Nov 4, 2016 15:31
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Google translate gives me nothing. What does it actually mean? Sleep in French is dormir, so kiddy speak is dodo. It tends to cross over into English in bilingual areas.
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Jun 8, 2017 03:09
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Which is why we still have "Eau de Toilette" perfumes.
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Nov 21, 2017 19:54
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In the sequel there actually is an Everything's Not Awesome song. Those aren't the lyrics though so I'm sure he thought it up himself. Good job, G4.
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Mar 27, 2019 13:51
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Today during our walk Robin Hood and Little John, spanking through the forest...
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Jan 20, 2021 15:20
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Just got reminded of this one from a Facebook memory. When my nephew was around 6 his mother had dressed him in some track/warmup pants for the day that were very noisy from all the swishing. He said "Whoever made these pants, I think it was their first time making pants."
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Apr 20, 2023 16:52
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Wow, yeah. This thread is older than his younger brother.
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Apr 25, 2023 16:38
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