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Do over Ham posted:Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday Device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you'll face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this.  I didn't even give you my coat! 
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Ham, we don't have bums in our town but if we did they wouldn't rush they'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
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Man, that tramp's got the energy of a hobo!!
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IMJack posted:Why does my death keep coming back to haunt me!? 
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TVIV poster, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves. A rather chilling tale of conformity gone mad.
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Lord Hydronium posted:He's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives...or dies. Hydronium, you've done it again! 
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PT6A posted:...it smells like the art teacher's office. It taste like burning!
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DrBouvenstein posted:alt.nerd.obsessive Hmmm...better keep the egghead. 
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MondayHotDog posted:Gin and... tonic? Do they mix?  let's go see mom.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:How do you make a King Lear? I gotta witty rejoinder for ya 
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Gin_Rummy posted:Lowenstein... Hey do you goons have any of that beer with the candy floating in it?
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Mister Kingdom posted:The madness ends here. Kingdom now pleading with the thread for....for some kind of sanity.
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Do over Ham posted:His best friend's a talking pie!  Pass.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
Tut, Tut gentle poster. That triumvirate of twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve.
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The secret is to take tiny bites, like so.
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Luigi Thirty posted:For me, the sixties ended that day in 1978. Everyone knows rock achieved perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact. 
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Spectacle Rock posted:You spent $40,000 on beer!? What kinda beer?
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Jerusalem posted:I'm sorry Boardroom Jimmy, I no longer control the hand.... the hand controls me. Jerusalem, I'm not sure how to say this but we will have to saw off your arms.
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Root Bear posted:I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher! The following types of dog are now edible...
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:That's it, I'm gettin' out of here. 
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Justice Sloth posted:Oh, well if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol! Boning up on his nerd lessons *sigh* maybe we should start all over with the electrical college. 
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The Nastier Nate posted:MY DING-A-LING! MY DING-A-LING! I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DING-A-LING! Never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word 'butt'!
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