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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Kids can be so cruel..

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Right now Superintendent Jerusalem is at home crying like a little girl!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Narry a warning light to be seen. Clear sailin' ahead for our precious cargo!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Jerusalem posted:

...the animated skull and under construction gifs?

.... aye, the animated skulls and under construction gifs :smith:

some kinda jackal fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Nov 6, 2014

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Now dance, ye heavenly gobs!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Mister Kingdom loves Jerusalem!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

CatchrNdRy posted:

Heckuva school. Weren't you at Brown, Martytoof?

I ain't sayin' nothing!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

TMMadman posted:

Are you goons hugging the TV?

I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

MondayHotDog posted:

That's a nice avatar, TMMadman. It makes you look like a homosexual.

Sir! Hello! Sir! You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

TMMadman posted:



Mmmmm...free goo.

You know who would like this?

MEN

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

TL posted:

So I sez yeah?! You want that money you go ahead and find it, cuz I dont know where it is ya baloney! You make me wanna RETCH...zzzzzzzz

Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Needs more dawg

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I'm sorry but I sacrificed a very expensive camera to get some quiet time!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Jerusalem posted:

Yes sir, here's the biggest drill we've got:



Noo.. That's toooo big.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Jerusalem posted:

Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.



Good mole man to you!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
.. gotta go, my drat wiener kids are listening.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

IMJack posted:

Can I borrow your phone?

Eine minuten, eine minuten!

..



Ach! Das wagen phone is ein -- nuisance phone!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
A caller? At this hour? You dial 9 1, and when I say so, dial 1 again!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Spectacle Rock posted:



You smell like cobbler!

Y- oh yo- you -- ah! gah! -- Chokin' on my own rage here!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Uh, these aren't real X-rays quotes, are they?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

MondayHotDog posted:

I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher!

He promise us big-a quote. Bad-a poster :mad:

Ah-ah. Bad-a TV/IV mod :colbert:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

MondayHotDog posted:

Free quote with purchase of large quote, SA Quote Factory.

But SA has TERRIBLE quotes :confused:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Everything Counts posted:

"Jimmy" is such an ugly word. Unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits!

Hey hey hey! I may be ugly and hate filled but -- what was that third thing you said?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Everything Counts posted:

haha holy poo poo WHAT? what episode is this from because I have absolutely no memory of this

Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain!

Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to quote?


http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/A_Hunka_Hunka_Burns_in_Love

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'll mace you. What does that even mean? :mad:

A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition of".

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Mister Kingdom posted:

You smell like dead bunnies!

Dead Esquilax! :eng101:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Do over Ham posted:

Don't let Marion Barry's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that.

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.

Well, goodnight.

If you should DIE

before you WAKE!

Huhuhuhuhahahaha

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

TMMadman posted:

I know, but he sells quotes! :mmmhmm:

Now you gentlemen gonna post some quotes or ain'cha?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

NoMoneyDown posted:

Actually, I thought your quoting was a little labored. You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man :cool:

I'm me? :confused:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Cry Havoc posted:

I knew a goon in Paris, France, had a big hole in his underpants.

Heh heh.. Nobody ever says Italy :twisted:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

CatchrNdRy posted:

Prolific Mexican comic Chespirito - who The Simpsons character was based on - dies aged 85

Muchas gracias, amigos, por tolas las memorias. Y super gracias a Goya!




some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Do over Ham posted:

Ah, tiempo para relaxar en paz y quieto.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Do over Ham posted:

Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club. The sand wedge!

Welcome to Martytoof's quoting challenge. I am Martytoof. Now choose a quote.




You have chosen "I bent my wookie". May I suggest "The mummy is ready for his mystical journey"?




"I bent my wookie". Now choose a poster to quote. May I suggest "TMMadman"?




You have entered "CatchrNdRy". Now press Quote, Submit Reply to to quote.




Quote received no attention. Would you like to quote again?




You have selected "No"

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

My client's quote predates all those things your honour.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Jerusalem posted:

Gee, your lip looks hairlessTM

It's Krustariffic, Johnny Unitas

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

TMMadman posted:

Ten grand.



MONSTER .. PUT IN WALLET

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

So maybe Monday did steal the quote, but so what? Quoting is built on copy-and-pasting! :smugdog:

I'm sorry, I can't divulge information on that goon's secret, illegal quote.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

TMMadman posted:

I'll take up smoking and give that up!

From now on we use regular toilet paper, not the fancy quilted kind!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
There's very little meat in these gym mats..

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

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