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I can't ecscape oldskool, our little walking liberry!
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I just attacked all my friends and fellow goons just for trying to help me. I'd like to commit myself.Bjay9 posted:Very well. Shall I show you to your room, or would you prefer to be dragged off kicking and screaming? Ooh, kicking and screaming, please.  
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Oct 22, 2013 17:03
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The whole steel industry's gay. And aerospace, and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway.
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Oct 22, 2013 21:15
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:What, it's not Magaggie's birthday? Who? Lady, you've got the wrong file.
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Oct 22, 2013 23:05
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Jerusalem posted:AVENGE ME, GOONS! Zeppelin ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuules!
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Oct 23, 2013 05:42
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:I had that dream again! Relax, goon, you were just having a crazy nightmare. You're back on the forums now where there's nothing to be afraid of. Except that fog that turns people inside-out.
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Oct 23, 2013 18:36
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mrfart posted:Drink-Mix Man, can I anoint the sores on his feet? I get to clothe the leper! 
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Oct 23, 2013 20:05
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Women's Rights? posted:Now Hogburto, you're going to have to make a very difficult choice. You're only allowed to take one poster with you... Goodbye, Hogburto. Remember me as I am... filled with murderous rage.
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Oct 23, 2013 21:21
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Cookie Kwan posted:At least I'm not stuck at the cracker factory like Everything Counts. The Fireworks, Candy, and Puppy Dog Store!? 
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Oct 24, 2013 05:14
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Ainsley McTree posted:I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp. Here are two free passes.
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Oct 24, 2013 18:50
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Luigi Thirty posted:What a brave corporate logo! Duffman can't breathe! Oh no!
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Oct 24, 2013 20:32
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MondayHotDog posted:CatchrNdRy has been guilty of the following atrocities: synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots, replacing my birth control pills with Tic Tacs... Show me on the doll where CatchrNdRy put the fireworks.
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Oct 24, 2013 22:02
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Come on, Jerusalem. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Don't you have anything relevant to say? Y'know, Drink-Mix Man, the sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.
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Oct 25, 2013 05:08
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MondayHotDog posted:What, what? This better be about pizza. There must be some mistake. We make cookies here. Mr. IMJack's old-time, extra-chewy...
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Oct 25, 2013 19:18
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Deviant posted:It's wonderful, Hogburto. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a register date based on the order in which I joined. I now call to order the first meeting of the ancient, mystic society of... No Deviants.
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Oct 25, 2013 20:37
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Writer Cath posted:This pea soup is as weak as the acting. And nowhere near as hammy. Hey, pal. That's my headshot up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it!
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Oct 25, 2013 22:38
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Oct 26, 2013 03:04
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Baron Bifford posted:Apparently the woman who voiced Mrs Krapabble has died: https://twitter.com/frankdecaroshow/status/393987742763585536 Uh oh, my heart just stopped. There it goes! I wonder if she saw it coming and they made plans to retire her character this season. That would answer the question of who was going to die this year.
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Oct 26, 2013 19:34
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Fooled you, Jerusalem! Made you think your family was dead. Is this Mr. Drink-Mix Man? Sir, your wife is dead. That's right, she just walked through a plate glass window. There's blood everywhere.
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Oct 28, 2013 00:02
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Everything Counts posted:Sax-a-mo-phone! It's not me! It's the reed! 
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Oct 28, 2013 17:10
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Mayo and Catsup posted:I've brought some Munchies. The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco!
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Oct 29, 2013 00:54
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Gambling is the finest thing a person can do... if you're good at it. You haven't won anything in months! You bet all the money you made franchising your name against the Harlem Globetrotters!? 
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Oct 29, 2013 07:41
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ShaqDiesel posted:They don't call me 'Colonel Homer' because I'm some dumbass Army guy. They don't call me SomethingAwful Fats because I'm morbidly obese!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Schindler es bueno, Seņor HELL es el diablo. Wha!? Who told you...!
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Oct 29, 2013 18:19
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that? A bloody end for Drink-Mix Man... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.
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Oct 30, 2013 09:08
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Bjay9 posted:Nine hundred dollary-doos?!? oldskool! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the Forums? Do you have a phone book for Osaka, Japan? ... Can I use your phone?
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Oct 30, 2013 16:08
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Women's Rights? posted:Hey egghead! Sing "Fair Harvard!" I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won!
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Oct 31, 2013 16:12
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AKA Driver posted:Hello, IMJackie! It's your old roomie, AKA Driver! Oh this might take a while, Driver. Why don't you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?
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Oct 31, 2013 17:20
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Drink-Mix Man posted:
I really wish they wouldn't scream.
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Oct 31, 2013 20:29
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Sting! A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!
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Oct 31, 2013 23:20
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Drink-Mix Man posted:
How frightfully rude! I certainly hope someone stabs him in the eye!
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Nov 1, 2013 03:32
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Do over Ham posted:
Remember, we are newlyweds on our way to Earth Capitol.
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Striking Yak posted:Do over Ham, you're the head vampire? No, I'm the head vampire!  ... Well I do have a life outside of this thread, you know.
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Nov 1, 2013 16:05
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Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.
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Nov 1, 2013 17:33
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Drink-Mix Man posted:...except TFR and PI. The freak forums. I'll be cold in the ground before I recognize SH/SC.
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Everything Counts posted:Aaagh! Eww! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice. "Sugar?" "Yes! Ten, please!"
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Nov 3, 2013 17:06
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Everything Counts posted:
I expect that kind of language at Denny's, but not here!
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Nov 3, 2013 18:10
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AW HELL DIDDLEY-DING-DONG CRAP!
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Everything Counts posted:Why are we getting dressed up, mom? Are we going to Black Angus? Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery!
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Free Duff!? Viva life! 
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