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Drink-Mix Man posted:Mrs. Cath! I killed my pencil. I bent my wookiee... 
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Man Alive! posted:Can you tell me why this particular flag has precisely 47 stars? I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah.
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Writer Cath posted:
It's a bowl of shaudere, sir.
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This pea soup is as weak as the quoting, and nowhere near as hammy.
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Hogburto posted:They were looking at me... with their eyes. Ah, snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch. To watch for a moment of weakness and then BAFF comes the knock in the head and we're down!
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Deviant posted:You know, I never heard the word embiggen before I joined SomethingAwful. Before, before! You're living in the past Deviant! Quit living in the past!
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CatchrNdRy posted:Peace on Earth Lisa needs braces Dental plan Lisa need braces Dental plan Lisa need braces Dental plan Lisa needs braces TMMadman fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Feb 5, 2014 |
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Feb 5, 2014 17:44
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Frink posted:Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink. Ah... Steakie! I'm feeling low Frink. You got any of that beer with candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?
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Tokelau All Star posted:Ow my tummy! I mean stomach! Gut! Crap Factory! Nice quote All Star. Did your mommy post it for you?
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Feb 6, 2014 23:12
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Captain Foxy posted:Everybody in the USA Hens love roosters, Geese love ganders, Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
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Feb 7, 2014 02:34
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MondayHotDog posted:Not me. Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
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Feb 7, 2014 02:50
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MondayHotDog posted:TMMadman's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest. This is even more painful than it looks.
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IMJack posted:In today's news, a two-ton rhino escaped from the Springfield Zoo, but zoo officials were quick to act, and Petunia, as she is known, is safely back in captivity. IMJack, a guy who had lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.
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Tokelau All Star posted:Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff! Hello. This is Hugh Jass.
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Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.
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Jerusalem posted:♪ MY DING-A-LING! MY DING-A-LING! I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH, MY DING- ♪ THIS THREAD IS OVER!!! 
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MondayHotDog posted:Daktar, I'll tell you what I told Redford. It ain't gonna happen. The important thing is, it's got the perfect part for you. Either one of you! It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attached to direct!
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The Dark One posted:That's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not that other way around! You've ruined a perfectly good jacket! Correction, two perfectly good jackets!
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Feb 12, 2014 06:38
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Daktar posted:A man just died, NoMoneyDown. 
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Daktar posted:WE ARE WATCHING FOX Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
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Tokelau All Star posted:Their clothes are different from my clothes! You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat.
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CatchrNdRy posted:you left out the best part The best meat is in the rump! 
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:I've got rocks that need washing at home! Attach the Stone of Triumph! 
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Daktar posted:It's pie! Gah, don't you even know pie when you see it? Mmmmmmmmm. Floor pie.
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IMJack posted:Idunno, a bunch of guys, alone in the woods... Seems kinda gay. Oh I see! Then everything's wrapped up in a neat little package! What? Really, I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.
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CatchrNdRy posted:HAPPY LOVE DAY EVERYBODY Everyone who's found true love may leave early today! 
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Jerusalem posted:The fire burned through the night, costing him the use of his pants. It needs constant reassurance of it will die, it's sexually attracted to fire....
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MondayHotDog posted:I've gotta think of a lie, fast! Mmm.. because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start.
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TMMadman posted:Mmm.. because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start. Drink-Mix Man posted:I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start. Okay, maybe Drink-Mix Man did steal my quote, but so what? Quoting is built on plagiarism! If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners, we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sgt. Bilko, they'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney.
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PT6A posted:jscolon, have you ever thought about joining one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. The Leader knows how miserable you, MondayHotDog, LOCUST FART HELL, Hogburto and Jerusalem are.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I can't believe a play where everybody gets murdered could be so boring. Now the movie's turned into a play! Still good though.
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The Dark One posted:But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet... Note: The Dark One died on the way back to his home planet.
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:My raisin roundies! My toolshed!
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Everything Counts posted:Oh boy! Buffalo testicles! You can flash fry a buffalo in 40 seconds.
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Daktar posted:Mmm...sixty-four slices of american cheese. I think I'm blind.
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Yargh, I hate the sea and everything in it. Yarr, it's kind of you to deliver these copies of 'Jugs.' They'll keep these goons from resorting to homosexuality... ...fer about 10 minutes. Harr, Harr, Harr.
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Tokelau All Star posted:Lady, he's putting my kids through college! Yeah, but without the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Now I know you love video games, and I asked the clerk which is the one every boy wants... 'Disemboweler IV': the game where condemned criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks.
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Do over Ham posted:No buts! You march right back to TV IV, look those goons straight in the eye, and say "Don't eat me"! Pro: I'm drought and famine resistant!
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Look JetsGuy lost his shin guard! HACK THE BONE! HACK THE BONE!
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JetsGuy posted:My story begins in 19-diggity-three. We had to say diggity, because the Kaiser had stolen our word for fourty. I chased that rascal for diggity six miles to get it back... We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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