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........let's go see Mom.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 22:59 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 02:46 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Drink-Mix Man, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. I got off pretty easy!
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2014 01:17 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Come to Mount Holy Oak, Lisa... Even your dreams are square!
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2014 17:35 |
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Girls, Mister Kingdom! Boys kiss girls!
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2014 00:09 |
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JetsGuy posted:EDIT: Hey JetsGuy, you still here? Boy, you are slow!
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2014 20:34 |
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Oh yeah?
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2014 00:07 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Ohhhh, why won't anything kill me? With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero!
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2014 20:50 |
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Man Alive! posted:I'll be socially unpopular!
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2014 23:31 |
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Jerusalem posted:Organized quote posting has been called a lumbering dinosaur.... This enormous woman will devour us all!
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 00:07 |
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Everything Counts posted:And that's how I was awarded the Iron Cross! Das is nicht ein boobie!
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 21:54 |
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Spiffster posted:Thank you, Come again! Here are TWO free tickets!
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 21:09 |
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Ooh, I love legitimate theater!
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 22:05 |
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IMJack posted:While directing Hats Off to Chanukah I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth graders? The review, "Play Enjoyed by All," speaks for itself. Another triumph!
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 22:37 |
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Crackerman posted:As a boy I dreamed of being a baseball. I like stories
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2014 22:41 |
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mrfart posted:
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 20:28 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge. It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography .
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 20:58 |
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Jerusalem posted:Who is that? Maggie? Grandpa? My seldom seen half brother Herb? I'm one of your nephews you don't see very often. Um, Bart-Bart.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 00:28 |
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TMMadman posted:Hey...you're not just impersonating a pilot so you can drink here, are you? DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 16:33 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:
i sleep in a drawer!
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 18:16 |
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oldskool posted:This elevator only goes to the basement! And someone made an awful mess down there... D'oh?
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 20:44 |
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Dubious posted:Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate! I begged you to look at mine first! begged you!
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 21:46 |
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Everything Counts posted:...why would they come to our concert just to boo us? You've changed man, it used to be about the music!
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 00:00 |
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Jerusalem posted:Goons can be so cruel Bart Cart, Dart, Eart...nope, can't see anything wrong with that!
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2014 01:30 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:Oh no the taxes! Taxes are bad! The PTA has disbanded?
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 21:47 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Stop him! He's headed for the window! Let's go to the old mill anyway, and get some cider!
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 22:59 |
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Elfface posted:ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! We're all out of Ice Cream! DING DING DING DING DING!
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 15:19 |
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Hoist your fly, Doolie
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 15:37 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:Go back to Russia! I just dropped by with present for warming of house; instead find you grappling with local oaf!
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 18:13 |
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You'll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for me … Ainsley McTree!
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 21:37 |
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Moe Moe Moe! How do you like me, how do you like me? Moe Moe Moe! Nobody likes me, why don't you like me?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 14:09 |
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Frink posted:Yes, and I'm pursuing my interest in... So i says to mapple I says
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 00:39 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Maude, eh? So how's Maude Flanders doing up there? Is she playing the field? Oh, yeah, really? All those guys? .....Amen.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 05:45 |
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Crackerman posted:Can we switch? These guys make me kind of nervous.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 17:34 |
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SHUT UP, JUDGE
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2014 01:28 |
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WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2014 01:47 |
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PT6A posted:Skeesix, was President Lincoln okay? Wait! You didn't hear how WWII ended!
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2014 21:48 |
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IMJack posted:No, I said he sleeps with the fishes. Ya see...
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 01:47 |
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Slow down there, tubby! You're not on the moon yet!
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 03:34 |
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PT6A posted:A religious clown thing, yes. I never even heard about that.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 16:24 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 02:46 |
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Stargate posted:There were floppy shoes and rainbow wigs everywhere! It was terrible! And that's why I will continue to oppose teen alcoholism in all its forms! Now, are there any questions?
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 18:53 |