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Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


........let's go see Mom.

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Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


MondayHotDog posted:

Drink-Mix Man, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

I got off pretty easy!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


DrBouvenstein posted:

Come to Mount Holy Oak, Lisa...:tinsley:

Even your dreams are square!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Girls, Mister Kingdom! Boys kiss girls!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


JetsGuy posted:

EDIT:

:doh:
Should refresh the thread before replying

Hey JetsGuy, you still here? Boy, you are slow!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Oh yeah?

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ohhhh, why won't anything kill me? :sigh:

With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Man Alive! posted:

I'll be socially unpopular!


...more so!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Jerusalem posted:

Organized quote posting has been called a lumbering dinosaur....

This enormous woman will devour us all!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Everything Counts posted:

And that's how I was awarded the Iron Cross!

Das is nicht ein boobie!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Spiffster posted:

Thank you, Come again! :pervert:

Here are TWO free tickets!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Ooh, I love legitimate theater!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


IMJack posted:

While directing Hats Off to Chanukah I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth graders? The review, "Play Enjoyed by All," speaks for itself.

Another triumph!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Crackerman posted:

As a boy I dreamed of being a baseball.

I like stories :downs:

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


mrfart posted:



That's It, I'm outta here.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography :).

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Jerusalem posted:

Who is that? Maggie? Grandpa? My seldom seen half brother Herb?

I'm one of your nephews you don't see very often. Um, Bart-Bart.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


TMMadman posted:

Hey...you're not just impersonating a pilot so you can drink here, are you?

DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


ShaqDiesel posted:



Is this story going somewhere?

i sleep in a drawer!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


oldskool posted:

This elevator only goes to the basement! And someone made an awful mess down there...

D'oh?

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Dubious posted:

Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

I begged you to look at mine first! begged you!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Everything Counts posted:

...why would they come to our concert just to boo us?

You've changed man, it used to be about the music!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Jerusalem posted:

Goons can be so cruel :sigh:

Bart Cart, Dart, Eart...nope, can't see anything wrong with that!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Tokelau All Star posted:

Oh no the taxes! Taxes are bad!

The PTA has disbanded? :suicide:

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


MondayHotDog posted:

Stop him! He's headed for the window!

Let's go to the old mill anyway, and get some cider!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Elfface posted:

ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! We're all out of Ice Cream!

DING DING DING DING DING!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Hoist your fly, Doolie

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


gary oldmans diary posted:

Go back to Russia!

I just dropped by with present for warming of house; instead find you grappling with local oaf!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


You'll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for me … Ainsley McTree!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Moe Moe Moe! How do you like me, how do you like me? Moe Moe Moe! Nobody likes me, why don't you like me?

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Frink posted:

Yes, and I'm pursuing my interest in...



So i says to mapple I says

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



So how's Maude Flanders doing up there? Is she playing the field? Oh, yeah, really? All those guys?


.....Amen.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Crackerman posted:

Can we switch? These guys make me kind of nervous.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


SHUT UP, JUDGE

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


PT6A posted:

Skeesix, was President Lincoln okay?

Wait! You didn't hear how WWII ended!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


IMJack posted:

No, I said he sleeps with the fishes. Ya see...

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Slow down there, tubby! You're not on the moon yet!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


PT6A posted:

A religious clown thing, yes.

I never even heard about that.

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Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Stargate posted:

There were floppy shoes and rainbow wigs everywhere! It was terrible:cry:!

And that's why I will continue to oppose teen alcoholism in all its forms!

Now, are there any questions?

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