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Striking Yak posted:Yabba-dabba-doo, I like talkin' to you! Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles. Mind if I come in? I've brought chocolates.
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IMJack posted:The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all! What a feeling! I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!
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Oct 29, 2013 00:57
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Frink posted:¡Ay, una candelabra precariosa! You are now carrying my child.
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Oct 29, 2013 19:03
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Jerusalem posted:Ehh they're not so bad, they named that city in Israel after me 
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Oct 30, 2013 01:29
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Everything Counts posted:Charlie, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem! See, Cookie and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon, the twin cities of the Holy Land. Well, they must have kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god because they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort! Oh, gee, I'd really love to wanna help you, Everything Counts but...Moneypenny was...taken prisoner in the....Goldmine Land, and...
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Oct 30, 2013 05:18
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that? Just send'm the Vocabulary Builder
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Oct 30, 2013 08:05
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Striking Yak posted:We now return to Battling Seizure Robots! See all that stuff in there, Striking Yak? That’s why your robot never worked.
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Oct 31, 2013 18:19
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Writer Cath posted:Delicious, but forbidden. Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly
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Oct 31, 2013 23:56
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I guess I'll just have to get into the crawlspace again!  how does hitting the wall with a broom get Bart out
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Nov 1, 2013 00:02
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Ay, que dia miserable a trabajo. This is the largest TV in the free world. CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Nov 4, 2013 |
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Nov 4, 2013 18:28
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Luigi Thirty posted:No TV and no Beer make Homer something something Go crazy? 
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jscolon2.0 posted:Moe is their leader! jscolon, it's 4:30 in the morning. Little Rascals isn't until 6
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Nov 5, 2013 05:50
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IMJack posted:Demoxonyl? "To keep brain from freezing?" You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony, and it's only a matter of time until they find you out.
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Nov 5, 2013 21:48
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CatchrNdRy posted:But you were just talking to - Hey, I don't remember saying that.
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Nov 6, 2013 01:04
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Purple is a fruit. Fruit is nature's candy!
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Women's Rights? posted:Oh really now, this is a personal call! "Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy-- the Vulcans-- breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding. For Aatrek, much, much more. If you start at age seven. TVIV Scandal Update... aatrek sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers. CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Nov 7, 2013 |
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Nov 7, 2013 23:21
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Deviant posted:We love you Ma-aaa-tloooock. yes we doooo
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Nov 8, 2013 21:42
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jscolon2.0 posted:It took a mathematician, another type of mathematician, and a statistician. Now we may never know if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space.
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Women's Rights? posted:Hmmm two independent thought alarms in one day... Are you going to marry a carrot, Women's Rights?
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IMJack posted:Your doll is trying to kill my husband! ... Yes, I'll hold.  ♫Crazy.... crazy for feeling so lonely.... ♫ CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Nov 13, 2013 |
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Nov 13, 2013 23:03
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The Dark One posted:I want a free quote because I'm Catchr. Catchr the NdRy?  You wish!
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Everything Counts posted:"That's assault! That is assault!" Down with sexism Down with sexism 
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MrTpug posted:e: wrong thread MrTpug this is a Girls Scout thread.
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Jerusalem posted:Doh..... uhhh.... that boy... ain't right...? And his dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown!
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Dear 'Life in These United States,' a funny thing happened to me
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ShaqDiesel posted:The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a t-shirt with an iron-on sporting the MAD Slogan "up with mini-skirts". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew on fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't the spices right. It was a tumultuous time for our nation: the clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. the information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. and the domestication of the dog continued unabated....
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Root Bear posted:Get it out quickly, the stench is overpowering! Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it
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Drink-Mix Man posted:That's a pretty big caboose for a baby. 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:My skilled hands are busy! You have twenty-four hours to live. Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long.
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Spiffster posted:
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DrBouvenstein posted:
Yes of course, let me check my non-Christian rolodex.
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Women's Rights? posted:From now on, I'm only marrying for love...possibly once more for money Oh, don't worry Goons. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone. edit: I'll get you Samuel Clemennnnssss....... CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Nov 25, 2013 |
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Samuel Clemens posted:Ha! Close but no donut, Catch! 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Are you going to marry a carrot? Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot. 
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Writer Cath posted:Can't stop doing... the monkey! Can't... lift arm... or speak... at... normal... rate
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IMJack posted:Every bone in my body broken... Oh stop talking crazy 
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Spiffster posted:But I was using my Whole rear end... I hear that guy's rear end has it's own congressman!
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The Dark One posted:I don't hear scrubbing! Its 4AM. Should you be baking?
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