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TMMadman posted:How you sleep at night? Nude in an oxygen tent which I believe gives me sexual powers.
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Do over Ham posted:Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, A.A. meetings, beer nights... Mr. Ham, this is a girl scout meeting.
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Nov 7, 2015 03:38
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Do over Ham posted:Tie good. You like shirt? It's only 5:15, why are you in your underwear?
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TMMadman posted:What advantages does this motor car have over, say.. a train, which I could also afford? Something Awful could use an international airport.
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York_M_Chan posted:Oooh, a Rubik's Cube! Let's all work it together. My main finger?
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Nov 10, 2015 03:20
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What can I get for twelve, count 'em, twelve prize tickets?
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Nov 11, 2015 00:47
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Writer Cath posted:Oh dear. Send a ham to the widow. All we have left are the Earthquake Ham and the Condolence Ham.
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Nov 12, 2015 06:01
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Do over Ham posted:You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of here in Springfield: one, the bats in the public library -- Hey! I am no longer illiterate.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:What?!?! I did the iggy...
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Nov 15, 2015 09:30
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Mister Kingdom posted:That monkey is going to pay! Mister Kingdom, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.
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Nov 16, 2015 04:43
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Root Bear posted:Stupid cheap weatherstripping! Superglue, my butt!
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After The War posted:Oh, no. I could never support the black arts. You know, magic, fortune telling, oriental cooking... Tie good. You like shirt?
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Mister Kingdom posted:What happened to you, Monday? You used to be cool. No I didn't.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:But this is Grand Funk Railroad. You guys back there know Grand Funk, right? Nobody knows the band Grand Funk? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drum work of Don Brewer? For more information about Grand Funk, consult your school library!
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Everything Counts posted:Baby on board, something something Burt Ward.... And why doesn't Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? 
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Nov 20, 2015 06:36
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TMMadman posted:Hey...the bartender even looks like John Travolta. 
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Class3KillStorm posted:I sleep in a racing car! Do you? I sleep in a big bed with my wife. 
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Jerusalem posted:I could crush him like an ant... but it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until... oh, what the hell, I'll just crush him like an ant 
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Root Bear posted:Florida? That's America's wang! They prefer the Sunshine State.
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Mooseontheloose posted:edit: Lisa finish the sentence, daddy should put all his money on... Put it all on 41. I've got a feeling about that number.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:But I wanted a peanut 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:So when you realized Christmas was ruined, how did you feel? How do you think I felt?
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Oh god I'm a freak! Paramount wants you for a buddy comedy with Rob Lowe and Hugh Grant.
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DizzyBum posted:You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. You take an ordinary bedsheet, wrap it around like this...
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Justice Sloth posted:Oh, for God's sake, don't answer that! I could go to jail! I think I can make it out. "Are you a homosexual?"
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The Nastier Nate posted:Has the whole world gone gay!!?!? Nah, just your screwy country.
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