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Noblesse Obliged posted:wait a drat minute. how did this go from the ladies thread to the fix men thread. No im kidding don't do it it loving sucks.
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Cuckoo posted:There's a huge difference between natural variation between wetness to the point of needing lube and having that soul sucking, painful, weird chafed feeling that hormonal bc dryness brings. Prettz posted:is it easy or not to teach yourself how to squirt during orgasm? i heard a female scientist taught herself how to do it as part of an experiment that was intended to prove any girl could. you sure can. just relax your bladder a little.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 04:35 |
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Pick posted:I think it's weird that men sexualize sleepovers we watched flash videos online and chatted about poo poo like anime and video games.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 04:40 |
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Cuckoo posted:We can not have friends, we only congregate with others of our hive in order to plan the uprising against men loving don't tell them that poo poo. they don't need to know about the impending gynocracy.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 04:50 |
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Espy posted:You're smiling but friction and a dry dick will make you cry too not if you're wearing a leather glove.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 04:53 |
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Angela Christine posted:When I first started using menstrual cups I freaked out a bit. It had measurements on the side of the cup, so what the heck I should record those and make a graph or something. This involved closely exclaiming a full menstrual cup, no big deal it's just blood . . . and . . . lumps? Lumps? Sometimes there was like a blood clot the size of a kidney bean in there. Why? After a while I realized it was just that if you leave blood sitting in a little cup for up to 12 hours, it starts to clot and everything was fine. The lining of your uterus sloughs off during menstruation. That includes broken capillaries, mucus, and if you're not on bc, an egg.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 05:37 |
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vaginas aren't for the weak
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 06:07 |
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I was sippin on some Fat Tire winter IPA earlier. No one I know drinks tequila unless they want to get blackout drunk.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 06:36 |
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Eh, sounds about right.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 15:37 |
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Pick posted:Sign up for Yelp, put down a review eventually. finding a good stylist at a decent price can be poo poo. always give good reviews to good stylists. i had to explain why finding a good stylist with decent pricing was pure hell to one of my male coworkers once, and he was blown away at the idea that women regularly pay over $50 for service.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2013 00:11 |
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lidnsya posted:I'm such a makeup cheapskate. I'll pay more for a good foundation and primers but skimp on everything else. Is Sephora stuff really worth it? oh my god all this makeup chat has me stupid excited for urban decay's new naked 3 palette. never have i ever wanted something so much Wildlife Analysis posted:m'ladies you don't even deserve a frog
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2013 09:15 |
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Nessa posted:I wish I worked in an office with artists. I work retail. one day, we'll escape. one day.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 07:29 |
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Donkay NOoo posted:i googled him and was like oh a 4chan meathead then i saw he died and thus ends my thoughts on the matter i'll always remember him from that one reddit comic about weightlifting and that one always makes me chuckle.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 07:37 |
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Pick posted:Amaretto is terrible. If you own it, it better be for show, and there better be a sugar-encrusted ring around the top from years of neglect. Disaronno owns go to hell. In other news I got a pedi done for the first time in a year. It owns. Pedis own.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 21:40 |
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VanSandman posted:Old... Navy... bad... for... butts... Five Guys. It's gonna be great.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2013 00:22 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:Either mac n cheese or homemade pizza. Someone tell me which before I have to flip a coin. Mac n cheese on top of pizza
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2013 00:47 |
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that first photo with the fascinator doesn't look good either, what the hell.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2013 04:19 |
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i really considered getting a sweater for my cat this year, but she's a spry bitch and would cut me if i tried. i mean, she looks like a little fatty ding dong, but nope - mostly muscle.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2013 05:53 |
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in order to get an ins with the ladies as a pua, you have to cut your balls off. we can smell testosterone and it just triggers a fight or flight response in us.Pick posted:liked your post better when it said "spy bitch" like your cat is M16
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2013 05:56 |
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i once had a cat that was 2 fat 2 furrious. im sorry.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2013 06:05 |
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Coatlicue posted:Has anyone seen Catching Fire? Is it worthwhile to see? I liked the books,but didn't love the first movie.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2013 06:16 |
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I only watch football for the tight ends.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2013 19:59 |
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Yesssss join the nail care thread. Become one of us... 420 paint your nails errday
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2013 06:19 |
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t_violet posted:I'm watching "John Dies at the End" and playing computer hearts. Exciting times. i read on a blog once how the writer thought that essie had the worst names and all i could think "what dumb fucker doesn't own anything by OPI?" opi has the worst names, bar none. they do great polishes, though. Pick posted:one of those is a real sephora makeup name btw which makes sense, because it's loving opi.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2013 05:20 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:Thread is full of Cat Ladies.... i wouldn't want it any other way.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2013 22:57 |
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Rip_Van_Winkle posted:a message from an Anonymous Tipster: this thread owns loving goldmine
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2013 07:11 |
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Declan MacManus posted:It's like 65 degrees throughout Virginia This loving state and its stupid bullshit weather. detectivemonkey posted:This times a million. I'm in VA and somehow people are better at snow there. I'm from MD and can barely handle driving in rain. Obligatory Toast fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Dec 6, 2013 |
# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 06:37 |
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there's a few dudes in the nail polish thread that are regulars. we don't judge them - they're just as crazy as the regular ladies in that thread, myself included.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 07:08 |
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toe knee hand posted:that doesn't make one inclined to post in it, male or female fair enough. feel free to drop in with us if you do go batshit, though. and yes, seche vite fuckin' owns, everyone should have a bottle because gently caress waiting forever for your nails to dry. sucks it doesn't work with all polishes.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 07:20 |
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Conquistador posted:I never claimed I was trolling everybody for defending Aatrek. Quite the opposite- I stand by that decision because I don't think its right that people hosed with his life outside of SA. I'm sorry you disagree but the man went to jail and is a registered sex offender and I think that the concept of people taking justice into their own hands for that poo poo is pretty loving petty coming from an internet television forum. quit loving up our chill, man. goddamn
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 09:31 |
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Duckie posted:My lips are like this too. Lip Tar is my new favorite obsession.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2013 02:12 |
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Angela Christine posted:What if, what IF, you're going to a fancy party at a posh old country club or governor's mansion or something, but you've heard they have been having some trouble with their aging plumbing so there is a slight chance you'll have to squat behind a bush to pee? You want to wear pantyhose with your party dress, but you also want it to be as easy as possible to squat This was from last page and I don't give a gently caress: the way I look at it is fuckers shouldn't have invited me if they didn't want a legendary poo poo clogging their pipes.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2013 08:07 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:You're not supposed to poop outside of your own bathroom what kind of a lady are you anyhow The kind with a working set of bowls and a regular consumer of pomegranates
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2013 08:17 |
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im cool with bugs - spiders are god's little exterminators, so are house centipedes. i can't bear to take them off this earth if they're gonna kill the poo poo out of some silverfish or roaches. the only things i really hate are loving fruit flies and mosquitoes
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2013 07:16 |
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Nessa posted:I remember scary forests, so I think so. you're posting here so that's not possible.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2013 08:35 |
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Ladies grow out their nails so they can gouge out the eyes of their enemies.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2013 10:43 |
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Im still a goddamn child inside whaddup
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2013 10:53 |
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Al Borland posted:The red ones and the yellow ones would invade my home every fall. They were relentless and very aggressive. They would fly at you try and bit you, and hit you repeatedly. These are Japanese beetles, hth. Ladybugs fuckkin rule
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2013 15:41 |
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divacups give me mild cramping, but goddamn do they work. sucks for anyone trying to bum tampons off me though
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2013 08:02 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 02:35 |
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Fabulist posted:They've got a bunch of poo poo at different price points, you can go to the site and click 'Gifts' at the top and then pick how much you want to spend. They also have a poo poo ton of 'value kits' with a bunch of stuff jammed in for a decent price. look everyone buy tokyomilk, i wear dead sexy on a daily basis and it fuckin rules.
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